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More commentary from Tuesday

Hey everyone. As I noted in earlier comments, I will not be attending Gene Chizik's Clichéfest this afternoon.

In lieu of that, please read some interesting things said by players on Tuesday.

  • WR Quindarius Carr on the spotty depth at his position: "There’s not that many out there. It’s a fast-paced offense so we’re constantly going back and forth. We don’t have that much of a break. We’re just getting into conditioning. There’s only like three or four of us. It’s alright so far."

    **HABOTN NOTE**: Non-injured scholarship receivers is a group that currently includes Carr, Tim Hawthorne, Darvin Adams, Derek Winter and Philip Pierre-Louis.

  • QB Kodi Burns predicting his run responsibilities in Gus Malzahn's offense: "The quarterback definitely in this offense has to be able to run the ball. I will run some in this offense as well. I don't know if it will be as much as last year, but the quarterback in this offense definitely has to run the ball."

  • WR Tim Hawthorne on things that are different with this new group of coaches: "It’s too early right now, but, overall, there’s a lot more structure. The coaches know what they’re going to teach and they know what they want us to learn. They have a set plan. I guess it’s more comfortable that way."

  • LB Josh Bynes on defensive coordinator Ted Roof and his linebacking background: "Look at him. He looks like a linebacker. (Hearty guffaws all around) He's got the big legs, big upper body. From working with him, he's been a very very good coach and he's doing the things possible to get us better on defense as linebackers. He wants us more physical and get us instead of just being there and being a guy getting blocked. It's about us making an impression on the offense that 'Yeah, we're going to come at you hard and come at you fast and come at you physical on every play.'"

  • G Mike "Big Snacks" Berry on the Tigers' new offense: "Compared to the old offense, we're probably going to run the ball. Grimes, the first day we met him, he told us he wants us to be the toughest O-line in the nation. I'm glad we're getting back to running the ball."


Photo credit: Todd Van Emst/Auburn University

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Blogger WarEagleRK said...

I like Kornheiser on PTI, however not so much on Monday Night Football. However Ron Jaworski may be worse, because he spends 95% of the game trying to prove he's right about something.

8:04 AM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Luv - You can always preview and check that your link works before publishing.

8:05 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

I like Kornheiser on anything I'm not watching or listening to at the moment.

That translates to - I don't like the dude.

8:07 AM  
Blogger michael said...

Well that was a roundabout way of making your point, gatiger. You had me running circles in my mind.

8:11 AM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

yeah, I think Kornheiser is pretty much a tool, but he does a damn good job with PTI.


We've gotta get Jay G on PTI as a fill-in when Kornheiser is gone (I'd not like to see him fill in for Wilbon because Kornheiser tends to treat those guys badly).

8:15 AM  
Blogger Will said...

I like Kornheiser and Colin Cowherd. I also like free beer, bacon, UAT losing, Lucky Charms, Peanut M&Ms, the movie Weird Science, and the song "Your Love" by The Outfield.

8:16 AM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

What up gang?

8:19 AM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

whattup Seanzie. and good morning to all the hoTTTness out there.

8:22 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

Captain - I apologize for the any distress you may have suffered resulting from my earlier post. I thought I'd broken it down succinctly there at the end, but apparently I fell short of the mark.

Again, please accept my most sincere apology.

8:22 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

Here's an even better apology -
I do, I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.

8:24 AM  
Blogger Jet said...

Kornheiser on PTI = Outstanding
Kornheiser on MNF = Please stop
Jaws on MNF = Makes it tolerable
Lupica = El toolo grande
Mariotti = La toola grande
Jason Whitlock = Da Man
Woody Paige = Dain bramaged

8:26 AM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

Woody Paige is my hero, despite his dain bramage

8:28 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

"A mind is a tehrible thang."

8:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like Korny and I noticed he cut is hair and the combover is goneover.

8:29 AM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

Bob Ryan and Mitch Albom are pretty much the best guys on ESPN, and they are only revolving guests on 30 minute early Sunday morning show.

8:30 AM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Can someone get a permanent mute on Skip Bayless??

8:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Scottie B just noticed you are now a Smoothie....diggin it.

8:31 AM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

Does anyone else feel a special allegiance to Keith Olberman because of the time you spent watching him on ESPN growing up? I don't have any idea if I like COUNTDOWN or not, and I know I have CNBC as a network in general, but any time I see him on, I feel like I need to stop out of respect.

8:33 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

PF - NO!

8:34 AM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

Seanzie,

Skip Bayless and First Pizza have been banned from my TV.

8:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PF, he is WAY too liberal for me, so, no I don't feel any allegiance.

8:35 AM  
Blogger Will said...

So, it looks like the Redskins are trying to deal J Camp. Even if they can't get Cutler, they are looking elsewhere.

8:35 AM  
Blogger michael said...

I like Olberman when it comes to sports. I love it when Dan Patrick and he do the highlights on Sunday Night Football. It's a blast from the past.

I don't care about his political stuff; he is a Jon Stewart/Rush Limbaugh wannabe.

8:35 AM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

that's *hate, not have, concerning my position on CNBC.

8:35 AM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Keith Olbermann is a pompous ignoramous when it comes to politics, but I do enjoy him on the sports show.

8:36 AM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

yeah, Luv, but it's like watching an old friend. I was just a wee lad when he was the guy on Sportscenter.

8:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seanzie, I like you more and more every day...

PF, if a friend has views that go against your beliefs, you can always cut the ties. ;-)

8:40 AM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Taking it a step further, there isn't a thing on MSNBC I would ever stop to watch and not wish that time in my life back at the end.

8:45 AM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

No way, Luv. I have friends from all walks of life and with all sorts of opinions on stuff like that. Hell, me and my fiance don't agree on politics. It'd be petty and shallow for me to cut ties with someone over something as politics. That's kinda how I feel about Olberman. An old friend.


Do you have a problem with friends with different religious beliefs?

8:47 AM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

PF, you're entering the no-go zone.

I don't mind it personally, but I'm not sure this is the right place.

8:48 AM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

Re-reading that, my last comment confrontational. Please read it with a smile and picture a sun in the background so that you don't get that impression. Not meant that way.

8:49 AM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

Seanzie,

The religion thing was a joke. Politics and religion: the two things you don't discuss at the dinner table.

8:50 AM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

poop in a cooler?

8:50 AM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

I hear ya, I just want everyone to play nice.

8:51 AM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Poop in a cooler.

8:51 AM  
Blogger michael said...

What about stem cells?

8:54 AM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

Man coughs up nail stuck in his nose for 30 years Huh?

8:55 AM  
Blogger ehyou said...

The best TV theme song ever.

8:55 AM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

How could you forget...or not even notice that YOU HAD A NAIL IN YOUR FACE?!

8:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PF, did you not notice the wink I put at the end of my statement?

8:58 AM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

thanks AU1N04. Hornet called me that a couple weeks ago (an old nickname) so i thought i'd revive it. plus i'm hitting the new Smoothie King by my house 2-3 times a week. good times.

8:59 AM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Smoothie King, great but hurts the wallet.

9:00 AM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

yup. especially when you get the medium's every time. but sooooo worth it.

9:01 AM  
Blogger Hornet said...

smoothie b.......i like the name change. you have emails from the world wide web

9:03 AM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Never had a smoothie, thought they were for weird people. If they're good enough for Scottie, I'll give it a whirl.

9:04 AM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

Hornet my friend, were your antennae burning?

9:04 AM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

yeah, I saw it. it was more of an explanation than anything. the wink is why I said to smile and put a sun behind it.




winks are weird for me. I only wink to let people know I'm being a total sarcastic @#$hole. The wink pretty much is like putting a "don't eff with me," at the end of my statement.

Most people wink when they are being playfully sarcastic, though. It's sometimes hard for me to not punch people in the face when they wink at me.I have to remind myself that everyone isn't a jerk like I am, and is using it nicely.

9:05 AM  
Blogger AUBigCat said...

PF I like the blantant disregard for political correctness! Some conversations need to happen even if it makes people uncomfortable. Always in a respectful way of course. I think the smile and sun in the background set the perfect stage! :)

Can we use stem cell research to help our WRs improve their skills? Maybe we can clone our OL to help with the depth chart?

Happy Thursday Hotties!

9:07 AM  
Blogger Will said...

Has anyone heard anything about Gabe MacKenzie? This undisclosed medical reason sounds fishy to me. Jay G, any rumors around the athletic complex? (like Jay G would print rumors)

9:13 AM  
Blogger Hornet said...

yes smoothie...my hornet senses were tingling

9:14 AM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

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9:14 AM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

Will, someone here works out with his uncle, and apparently he'll be back in the fall.

Maybe his medical condition is like Dontrelle Willis's. Maybe he has a really bad staph infection on his leg and they don't want him spreading it. Maybe he's allergic to spring practice.

9:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Most people wink when they are being playfully sarcastic, though.

That is what I was being, PF. I'm glad you explained how your statements were to be read because I was about to punch you in the face! ;-)

9:20 AM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

well played.

9:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't wink in real life. Only in the written word, so things aren't taken the wrong way.

9:22 AM  
Blogger Will said...

Thanks PF

9:23 AM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

do find people that wink a lot in real life to be creepy? I do.

9:24 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

What's all this I hear about sax and violins on tv?

9:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fortunately, I don't encounter too many creepy winkers.

9:25 AM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

It is pretty mysterious, though, Will. The basketball game during football practice really raised an eyebrow for me..hard to know how to take. if his coaches, teammates and family members all say he'll be back, though, we've gotta believe them.

9:26 AM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

so what if he isn't...he's a decent player but he won't make or break this team.

9:35 AM  
Blogger AUBigCat said...

In the words of CT "You cant make the club in the tub!" Gabe needs to find his way back soon or risk fighting off Lutzenkirchen for the top spot.

9:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Would that be a bad thing, AUBigCat?

9:38 AM  
Blogger Monica said...

This is why we should stick to the "no politics" rule. Too much room for blah blah blah.

Jet, that quote made my eyes role back in my head and if I smoked I woulda wanted one! Thank you!

9:40 AM  
Blogger Monica said...

Happy Anniversary to Mr. and Mrs. Sensi!

9:43 AM  
Blogger AUBigCat said...

There are about two spots on the field that, as a player, it would be hard to sell me on AU. TE is one of them. The last time I even remember a TE making a difference in a game was Andy Fuller against UF in the Swamp back in the 90's. The only reason it worked then was because not even the great Spurrier game plans for AU to beat you with a TE.

9:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keith Olberman on ESPN = different and somewhat entertaining.

KO on Countdown = extremely biased, exagerrated assumptions and speculations on political issues.

Same ...somewhat interesting humorous style though.

9:45 AM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

Hey, that quote and statement about the knees was from me. I get no respect. :-P

9:45 AM  
Blogger AUBigCat said...

Luv it wouldnt be a bad thing especially if we can get him back at the DE spot and improve depth on the line. Otherwise, I dont think it really matters.

9:46 AM  
Blogger Monica said...

oops Jet was quoting you quote someone else...got it

thanks PF

9:48 AM  
Blogger AUBigCat said...

Hoopie can you name a political talking head that does NOT = extremely biased, exagerrated assumptions and speculations on political issues. I think that's part of that job description.

9:48 AM  
Blogger Monica said...

everybody hummm the Hawaii Five O song! Ready, set, go!

9:49 AM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

ba ba ba ba ba baaaaa ba, ba ba ba ba baaa

9:50 AM  
Blogger Monica said...

HA very good, PF!

9:51 AM  
Blogger AUBigCat said...

Ok so what do we think about this late start for Spring practice? I realize that some of that was due to the timing of coaching hires but the whole issue of having early practices was because of this crazy Lee County weather in late March early April. We really need an indoor facility or a good Farmer's Almanac to schedule practices. I wonder if the postponed practices will disrupt the learning curve?

9:52 AM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

dodging lightning bolts can't be any worse than dodging the phantom, knee twisting holes on the intramural field.

9:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keith Olberman is as exaggerated and scary delusional in one direction as Alan Keyes is in the other.

10:00 AM  
Blogger Dear Leader said...

morn'in

10:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Monica, what does Hawaii Five-O have anything to do with anything?

10:06 AM  
Blogger AUBigCat said...

PF aint that the truth! 6 one half dozen the other as my assistant would say.

Hoopie the folks that listen to particular political pundits religously are just as scary delusional in one direction or the other as well. There's a little something for everyone.

On a much more personal note... my company's attempt to pass a furlough has failed!! Hip Hip hooray!!

10:08 AM  
Blogger michael said...

Monica - would you have complemented PF like you did Jet if you had known it was him all along?

10:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's good news for you, AUBigCat!

10:09 AM  
Blogger wtc said...

FSJ was looking for the Max Roundtable call in number. Here it is:
334-240-9230. It is the same for the morning show.
Today longshore was giving AU fans grief for not calling in and discussing the Chizik interview they had on yesterday.

10:14 AM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

wtc,

you weren't kidding about delayed replies, were you?

10:16 AM  
Blogger wtc said...

Many of my AU fans do not care to call that show. They may listen but never call. One trip I had to B'ham I listened on the way up there and he had1 hour for nothing but AU fans to call. three UAT fans called. ZERO AU fans called. He tried to egg them on but none called. It was great radio. I am not exaggerating here.

10:16 AM  
Blogger wtc said...

Hey, I could not find it on the net yesterday so I had to listen today to get the number.

I also have a couple of names for FSj's cook off group.

10:17 AM  
Blogger AUBigCat said...

Thanks Luv... I bet JG would be interested to know that apparently Furloughs were held to be illegal under Alabama law in 1991 and 1992. I am still trying to verify this but I wonder how his company got around that if it's true.

10:20 AM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

that IS very interesting, BigCat. Are they in a position to fight it, though? The shakiness of the situation would make me want to comply, rather than rock the boat and face lay-offs....

10:27 AM  
Blogger AUBigCat said...

PF I bet that is how many people (including myself) would think about it. If it was not for our 'union' I'm sure we would have gone right along with it as well. One of the biggest fears was that it could be used to coerce people to quit without actually firing them. The other big issue was that they could use these furloughs as long as they wanted and still lay people off afterwards. Funny how I never thought very highly of "special interest groups" and "lobbyist" until now lol

10:45 AM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Why should Auburn fans call in, it's not like anything one of us would say on the air would convince people in B-ham or Longshore anything different than what they believe anyway?

10:49 AM  
Blogger Jet said...

As I tell everyone I know, furloughs are better than the alternative.

As for Olbermann, my problem is that he wants it both ways -- editorialist/reporter. You are one or the other.

I am a dinosaur. I read my news and commentary in print and online rather than have some hair-sprayed head bellow at me.

We just don't have many credible voices talking to us anymore.

10:51 AM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Good posts from RK and Jet. When a sports guy has his mind made up about something it is almost impossible to change it. See Auburn 2004 and their inability to climb the rankings.

Newstainment is the downfall of news period. It's all grossly opinionated and shallow.

10:57 AM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

only dinosaurs get news that way. dang, I need to turn the tv on. the only news I get on TV is from Comedy Central. I'll stop and watch Olberman when I'm flipping through, but that's once every three months or so at mostl

10:58 AM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

there was supposed to be a question mark after that first sentence. please mentally insert it.

10:59 AM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

I mean if you're going to watch someone who is clowning around pretending to be a news guy, better to go to the guys that are actually funny, Stewart and Colbert. The others take themselves way too seriously.

10:59 AM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

It's also frustrating/funny when someone like Finebaum fires up someone who can barely operate a phone to call in and they just make a complete fool of them once they get on the air.

I remember a few years ago somebody called in Finebaum to defend Auburn and kept saying "The University of Auburn" and how Finebaum hated "the University of Auburn" and it was just sad to think this guy got so fired up that he would call in and he doesn't even know the proper name of the school.

10:59 AM  
Blogger j-z said...

Anybody have Saban's home address?

I want to use my tornado mojo voodoo box that I got from W when he left office. I can't think of a better test site.

11:00 AM  
Blogger Jet said...

No worries, J-Z ... I parked a double wide in his driveway as a lure.

11:01 AM  
Blogger Jet said...

PF ...

"Please mentally insert it."

I love it. I'll save that for future use.

11:02 AM  
Blogger michael said...

And when you do use it, Monica will compliment you on your cleverness.

11:03 AM  
Blogger j-z said...

Sweet...I wanna hear the words "It sounded like a doggone freight train" come out of his mouth. I'm calling the Pope on the HOTphone for a special dispensation to allow me to hate Saban without fear of recourse in the eternal life.

11:03 AM  
Blogger AUBigCat said...

Guys there is no use in sending a tornado to Saban's crib. He would only disperse the winds with his laser vision ala Cyclops from X-men.

11:11 AM  
Blogger ehyou said...

I'm like a chocoholic except for booze.

11:11 AM  
Blogger ehyou said...

JZ, you're fine. The church actually promotes satan hatred.

11:12 AM  
Blogger ehyou said...

The Onion is the only credible news source, in my opinion.

Sean O'Hair

11:22 AM  
Blogger Monica said...

Michael - no
Luv - nothing

11:28 AM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Wow...how graphic yet humorous.

11:29 AM  
Blogger Monica said...

Michael are you feeling neglected?

11:29 AM  
Blogger Jet said...

Michael ...

It's all a part of Monica's diabolical plan to act "nice" to me in order to get in good with Mrs. Jet and then turn her against me.

11:30 AM  
Blogger Monica said...

So I can have you for my own, Jet! Why do you think I even started haunting the HABOTN?

11:31 AM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

I know I started hanging around to just be close to you, Mon.

11:33 AM  
Blogger Jet said...

It's all about your cult of turning wives against husbands. You've already turned Kate against Jon, and he's a poor puddle of goo since she started beating on him on national television.

11:33 AM  
Blogger ehyou said...

A good article to show your Nazi boss if you are one of the oppressed.

Here Be Link

11:35 AM  
Blogger digger4au said...

Some are too young some are too old and some won't even give there age.
But they are all Hotties.

11:36 AM  
Blogger Monica said...

Thank you for your courage, Seanzie. Nobody else will admit it.

11:36 AM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

I'm all about some transparency. Check out my profile, apparently I was born in the year of the rat. Take that closet Hotties.

11:37 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

As for me, I'd never heard of HABOTN or any of you folks (except for Jet maybe) before but I just sensed that this is where I'd find OMNICA. Now, I'm hooked.

11:43 AM  
Blogger Jet said...

Oh, so now you claim you know me, like we were buddies, or sumpin', GaTiger.

You're just sucking up to Monica.

11:46 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

I came here for Mon, now Michael and all the AU stuff is a bonus.

11:46 AM  
Blogger Monica said...

Another brave soul! I applaud you, Gatiger.

11:48 AM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

I've started a trend.

11:48 AM  
Blogger Jet said...

Two more lemmings heading over the cliff.

11:50 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

Jet - I never ever disavowed any knowledge of you, let's get that straight. Do I actively cheer for bad things to happen to you? Yes, absolutely.

Sucking up to Monica? I don't know about that. There are a handful of people I try to avoid upsetting; the wife of course is one of them but sometimes it just can't be helped, my work boss is another, and then there's Mon.

So there.

11:50 AM  
Blogger Jet said...

You cheer for bad things to happen to me?

All I ever wanted was to be your friend. To have your approval. To know that you liked me and respect me.

And, now -- now -- I know. It will never happen.

Never. Ever.

Tell me how am I supposed to live without you?

11:52 AM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

I can't quit you, GaTiger. That's what Jet is saying.

11:53 AM  
Blogger Miller said...

Nothing you can do will make me suck up...
I think Mon is trying to cause dissension amongst the Hotties, and I fully expect her to open her own blog and have a Jerry McGuire moment and do the whole "Who's going with me?!"

11:55 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

Jet - please clarify for me, am I supposed to read "Tell me how am I supposed to live without you?" as the original or remake version? This is important to know but you'd never be able to comprehend it.

11:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Monica said...
Thank you for your courage, Seanzie. Nobody else will admit it.


This made me LOL. I'm in the breakroom and everyone looked at me.

11:56 AM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

So does that make Jet or gatiger Renee Zellweger, D?

11:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess I should clarify that I laughed because I love your sense of humor, Monica, not because you're not worthy of being close to.

11:58 AM  
Blogger Monica said...

*curtsy* for Luv

11:58 AM  
Blogger j-z said...

Can we declare tomorrow Pants Free Friday?

12:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sure Monica would have no problem with that as long as you included "Shirt-free" too.

12:03 PM  
Blogger Miller said...

I'm not sure who falls into the Renee Z roll... still to be determined, I guess.

GATiger falls into the Cuba Gooding Jr roll and I'd put Jet in either the Cush roll, or the ex-wife roll...

Can't you just hear Jet exclaiming, "Never stop _____ me!"

ok, maybe not...

12:03 PM  
Blogger Miller said...

clothing optional Fridays? interesting...

12:04 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Miller - that's funny right there, I don't care who you are.

12:05 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

gatiger, I get tired every time I look at your avatar.

12:08 PM  
Blogger Miller said...

we could have a fight for the CGjr roll... j-z might be a good fit there, walking around naked yelling "SHOW ME THE MONEY!" If that were the case, by default GATiger would fall to the RZ roll.

12:08 PM  
Blogger michael said...

monica - I don't feel neglected, I was just pointing out that habit of yours to enjoy 'bummer's jokes more when Jet uses them. That and also I don't think people have been paying enough attention to me.

Also, I refuse to insert smiley faces or winks in my posts. They are weak. It is up to the reader to determine my mood. Misunderstandings make for some of the best internet conversations.

12:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(rolling up sleeves) Are you saying I'm weak, Michael?

12:17 PM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

wow. it looks like i missed an extremely critical hour of posts.

not sure i'll ever think of Jerry McGwire the same.

12:19 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

ehyou - here you go, just for you.

Miller - the other post was funny, that one wasn't.

Michael - WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?!?! YOU CAN'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!

Jet - I'm still actively cheering against you. Lately I've been cheering for some bad foreign object to be found in your lunch. You know; a bone, a hair, a thumb, the usual.

12:20 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

I don't want to see any of you people in other condition other than fully clothed! I'm on the record with that.

Michael - Thank you for pointing that out. If you have any graphs that demonstrate any other patterns in my posting I'd be interested in seeing those.

12:20 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

"Miller - the other post was funny, that one wasn't." HAHAHAHA

GATiger - that was funny. You're usually not that funny.

12:22 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

My fragile ego is shattered Monica.

12:22 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Monica, I actually do have a few graphs of you posting behavior, going all the way back to your days as mond. Unfortunately, blogger does not support the graph format, so I guess I will keep them to myself. They are really interesting, though. You would be surprised how many times you used the phrase "squirrel hair" last November

12:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have nothing ask Phil Snow, but I want to add this for Mr. United (because we know he is among us).

We all know you sit in your place at night, huddled in a corner, staring intently at Monica's avatar whilst rubbing yourself in peanut butter.

12:31 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

OH! That's a shot across the bow.

12:32 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

OK, JZ - I wouldn't mind getting you nekkit, but I'm trying to keep that on the DL.

Michael - I will not apologize for my squirrel hair posts.

12:32 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

O
M
G

snort

12:34 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

Thank you.

Mr. United + Peanut Butter = Bad episode of CSI:Chisholm.

12:34 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Sensi = rock star in Monica's book
:-)

12:35 PM  
Blogger michael said...

So this hated Mr United guy is a posting Hottie? Are we sure about this?

12:37 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

What exactly has he united anyway?

12:38 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Apparently his privates and peanut butter, among other things

12:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poster - who knows?

Lurker - yes.

Stealer of good stuff from here - yes.

Tired and played out schtick - big time.

That is all. Moving on now.

12:41 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

nice one big M

12:41 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

Maybe Reese's should try this...

"You put your privates in my peanut butter...No, you put your peanut butter on my privates."

12:41 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Captain - at the very least Mr. U is a lurker, whether or not he's a poster is not known (by me at least). One thing is for sure, he seems to have a love/hate thing for our Monica.

12:41 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

what happened this time?

12:42 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Michael, thanks for taking that lob that I grooved up there and hitting it out of the park.

12:44 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

Oh God...Bob Howell are fixin' to swap walker stories.

12:46 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

What's the weather like down there now???

12:47 PM  
Blogger michael said...

thanks for the lob, rk. Good thing Sensi, you, and I practiced those lines via email for a few weeks leading up to this. Practice makes perfect.

12:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

H - U - M - I - D

12:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Michael, with your sense of humor, you don't need any practice.

12:50 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Well we have to get our spring practice in as well, the new coaching regime wouldn't want us fans slacking either...I'd had to have Trooper come in and correct my blog commentary.

12:51 PM  
Blogger michael said...

I'd be too pumped/nervous to type if Trooper was yelling at me. It'd look more like this:

Id bre to opupmet niervous dsto tyeou of trooppoer was leyeellign at me.

And then I would just pick up my monitor, throw it across the room, let out a primal scream and start doing up-downs.

12:54 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

NO DROOOOOOOOOPSSSS!!!!!!!

12:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trooper Taylor would jam his foot in many a John Brown hind parts on here, I fear.

12:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And contrary to popular belief, I am not "becoming" a Bammer.

Just wanted you all to know. LOL!

12:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Monica, my HUMID was in response to your inquiry about the weather.

12:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mon,

Thanks for the rock star from earlier. I 'preciate it.

12:58 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Well all of that's fine and good but the question I'd really like to see addressed is; Leather or Pinky Tuscadero, which one is better?

12:58 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

Leather

1:01 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

my boss just accused me of being a "huffer"

1:10 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Stay away from the aerosol cans, Mon. Big Brother is watching.

1:11 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

I'm using Spray Adhesive and now my fingers are sticking to my mouse.

1:12 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Haha Mon I would get the Banhammer if I commented on your last post.

1:14 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

for $20 you can do what?

1:14 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Go ahead, Seanzie! Whisper it.

1:16 PM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

this has become a very salacious thread.

1:17 PM  
Blogger Wakeriderof87 said...

Monica, using it or "using it".

For the record I am all for a pants free friday. If it goes well I wouldn't be apposed to a pants free work week.

1:17 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Monica think Jim and his glue dilemma in American Pie 2.

Salacious it is, Jay G will be excited.

1:19 PM  
Blogger Will said...

Peanut butter self massages and sticky mouses....I thought this was a family blog!

1:20 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Since I work from home on Fridays, pants free Friday is no big deal to me.

1:20 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Is anyone interested in the pants party....the pants party, the party with the pants?

1:21 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

I think I have discovered what Prattville girls use to get their bangs to stand up like that.

1:22 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

Peanut Butter?

1:24 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Hmmm Hair Gel hanging on the lingerie ads in the local paper?

1:28 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

SEANZIE! That WAS salacious!

RK - I think you're being adversely influenced by the other people on this blog. Be strong brave soldier!

1:29 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

It's a byproduct of lack of sleep, too much caffiene and boredom.

1:30 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

How so Monica?

It's not like there is anything else to talk about right now is there?

1:33 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

I think Puppet Hour has come early today, and more participants than usual.

1:35 PM  
Blogger Prowler said...

Almost there...come on #400!!

1:36 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

I am quite determined to run this thread to 4 pages...

Speaking of huffing, these dry erase markers make for an interesting afternoon.

1:37 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

OT: Any Tennessee Titans fans out there?

1:37 PM  
Blogger Prowler said...

::crickets::

1:39 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

I think it's great RK. You're just always so "on topic" and I'm always so not. :-)

1:39 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

400

1:39 PM  
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