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10.15.2009

Ask Jay A Question or Five

88 Comments:

Blogger FearlessFreep said...

One HABOTN.

1:39 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

^^^one bammer^^^

1:41 PM  
Blogger FearlessFreep said...

Hey, no name calling!

1:44 PM  
Blogger FearlessFreep said...

I know your TRUE colors!

You're a Fake Closet Barner! :D

1:44 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Shhhhhhhhhh.......

We can't let that get out.

1:45 PM  
Blogger FearlessFreep said...

That's okay, all the other HOTTIEs are still over on the other thread. . .

1:45 PM  
Blogger michael said...

You didn't hear it
You didn't see it
You won't say nothing to no one
ever in your life
You never heard it
Oh how absurd it
All seems without any proof

1:49 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

I know a drugstore cowgirl
so afraid of getting bored
she's always running from something
so many things ignored

1:51 PM  
Blogger FearlessFreep said...

I am the son and the heir
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar

I am the son and heir
Of nothing in particular

1:54 PM  
Blogger Peter "Big Snacks" Frankenschmidt said...

hey. this is better than chatroll because it works on my phone.

1:56 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Ah a new thread.

1:58 PM  
Blogger Peter "Big Snacks" Frankenschmidt said...

wait, when does it start?

1:58 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

Let's boogie.

2:01 PM  
Blogger michael said...

You drive me crazy with that boogie...oogie

2:11 PM  
Blogger Hornet said...

this would be fun -- but blocked at work....sad

2:11 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Hey, I could live blog the chat for you Hornet!

2:16 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Jay G just admitted he realized Chizik is not a robot when he saw him naked.

2:16 PM  
Blogger §teveFC said...

Excellent. That was much better than the Kentucky thing. Jay, I am impressed. You didn't have any backups, but you came through well.

2:23 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Please Steve, I am liveblogging here.

2:25 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Jay G just guaranteed that Auburn will beat both Georgia and LSU

2:25 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Jay just said he thinks Auburn will upset me this year to get to 8-4. I disagree, but I don't pay attention to the haters, I'll just let it all play out on the field.

I didn't have to make that one up.

2:35 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Jay just said that when he hears Trooper Taylor talk, he gets emotional and almost becomes an Auburn Man.

2:46 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Jay just said that it doesn't get any better than when Michael Bolton sings "When a Man Loves a Woman".

2:57 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Jay G just said he has a tradition of wearing a Night Ranger t-shirt as an undershirt on every game day.

3:01 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Jay G just said that Fleetwood Mac's rendition of "Silver Spring" at The Dance reunion concert is one of the most emotional/haunting performances he has ever seen by a band. So much history right there in front of him.

3:08 PM  
Blogger FearlessFreep said...

Michael, why do I get the feeling that you are engaged in what the Freudians refer to as 'projecting'?

3:14 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Freep, please, I am live blogging here.

3:18 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Jay G just bemoaned the fact that when he dies, his life will be nothing but a catalog of writings.

3:18 PM  
Blogger michael said...

And who are the Freudians, Freep/ Do they mean me harm? If so, I will bring down all the wrath of Eurasia upon them!!!

3:19 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Jay G just said Kodi Burns is switching to Honey Nut Cheerios.

3:29 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

Michael: You're the first person ever to live blog a live blog.

3:34 PM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

I'm glad you're here to recap the chat Michael. Especially the important parts I may have forgotten.

3:34 PM  
Blogger scottie irons says beat UK said...

that's just hilarious. thanks MJT.

3:35 PM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

So since it wasn't technically a "campfire" what do we have left after that event? Oh look at me still asking questions.

3:36 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

Some chat stats:

Questions published per minute during yesterday's collaborative chat: 1.52.

Questions published per minute today: 3.72.

PACE!

3:36 PM  
Blogger michael said...

I really felt like I was breaking new ground the whole time. It must have been like the first time the beatles were in the studio together, or the first time George Lucas started writing his thoughts down on paper for what one day would become "Star Wars", or like when Anna Nicole Smith realized old people about to die with lots of money would marry her.

3:36 PM  
Blogger michael said...

So you are the Gus Malzahn of Live Chat, eh? You know why you did so well? You had focus.

3:37 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

We had 332 unique readers.

Had 149 yesterday.

3:37 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Can you keep up that pace all season long, or will there be a let down?

3:39 PM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

Looks like you have a bit of a following Mr JGT.

3:40 PM  
Blogger michael said...

So would it be much of a step to say HABOTN is more powerful than the entire Kentucky Athletic Department?

3:40 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

I've been conditioned well.

3:40 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

Well, to be fair, we went much longer. I doubt we had all 300+ waiting at the beginning.

3:41 PM  
Blogger E-Bro said...

Does Kentucky have an Athletic Department? I thought it was the Kentucky Basketball Department umbrella that everyone was under in Lexington.

3:41 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Jay, all that pace leaves your defense vulnerable, though. I could have been cussing people out and posting links to nudie sites and you wouldn't have been able to delete any of them due to you focus on the chat. There is definitely some give and take.

3:41 PM  
Blogger michael said...

^in the comments section, that is.

3:42 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

Where is Harrison?

3:46 PM  
Blogger Ephemeral said...

Hotties,

We are headed to NOLA tomorrow for the weekend. Pull the Tigers through for us, Please!

Michael, you have a wonderful mind--hilarious live-blog blog.

War Eagle! Skin the Wildcats!

3:46 PM  
Blogger michael said...

I think Harrison has pulled an Elway and gone out on top after finally getting to be the front page quote guy.

3:47 PM  
Blogger FearlessFreep said...

Like Elway, Harrison is all class.

Always leave 'em wanting more.

3:50 PM  
Blogger Wakeriderof87 said...

I heard he is fighting off a bout of greencrayonitis... its very serious, but can only be contracted by eating things you shouldn't

3:53 PM  
Blogger Kathy said...

"I married an emotional nutcase"

Michael, are you sure it's your wife who is the nutcase!

3:56 PM  
Blogger scottie irons says beat UK said...

if the HABOTN ever had anything of substance, it has TEMPO. no doubt.

Malzahn could learn a thing or two from the hotties.

3:59 PM  
Blogger Peter "Big Snacks" Frankenschmidt said...

I shoulda asked more questions

4:01 PM  
Blogger Peter "Big Snacks" Frankenschmidt said...

I shoulda asked more questions

4:02 PM  
Blogger Kathy said...

I had a very "long-winded" telecon this afternoon and missed the Q&A. Unfortunately, "work" happens.

4:02 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Kathy - I am definitely a nutcase, but pretty darn stable emotionally.

And yes, I may have exaggerated my wife's nutcasedness for comedic effect earlier. She is actually one of the most emotionally stable girls I have ever met. Of course, that is kind of like being the fastest three toed sloth around, but it's something.

4:03 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Yeah, I'm in a band man. I'm a lead singer man. We play everything from Santana to El Chicano.

4:04 PM  
Blogger Peter "Big Snacks" Frankenschmidt said...

To be fair, though, Jay G, your pace has to do with your ability to discriminate between very frightening and barely acceptable. Many people choose not to toe that line, and I think UK guy represents that kind of person.

4:06 PM  
Blogger E-Bro said...

Work doesn't happen for everyone in this economy.

4:07 PM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

MJT - the three-toed-sloth comment is an instant classic!

4:10 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

I guess everyone's tuckered out after the BIG CHAT.

That's good. I'm glad the party took a toll.

4:19 PM  
Blogger E-Bro said...

I'm exhausted.

4:28 PM  
Blogger michael said...

My dogs are barkin!

4:32 PM  
Blogger §teveFC said...

I hope this saturday against Kentucky that we finally open up the kick coverage playbook. I have been waiting for it all season.

4:41 PM  
Blogger E-Bro said...

I hope we open up the tackling playbook on kick-off coverage. Lock in on the target, engage, and wrap up.

4:53 PM  
Blogger Brother Jet said...

We need to run the "Globe of Death" return as a salute to Tubs and the BBQ Boys.

4:57 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

i noticed 2.0 was logged in a short while ago on google. Not to chat with me, mind you, but probably just to catch up on her HABOTN reading.


lots of good 3-toed sloth videos on youtube, btw.

and according to wikianswers, Dan Taylor is the world's fastest sloth.

4:58 PM  
Blogger AU1N04 said...

Is that the "new" chat roll? Are we done with chatroll? I have been in a training all week.

Ready to poke my eyes out!!

4:59 PM  
Blogger AU1N04 said...

There is a boy in Colorado that is in a lot of trouble this evening.

5:09 PM  
Blogger Kathy said...

I just pray that the boy is alive.

5:11 PM  
Blogger AU1N04 said...

He is...he was in the attic

5:12 PM  
Blogger Kathy said...

Great news!

5:12 PM  
Blogger E-Bro said...

That's what happens when your parents dedicate alot of time to finding UFO's. I kept looking out my Denver office window into the sky, but no sight of anything.

5:13 PM  
Blogger AU1N04 said...

Just wait...the next story may be the bill that the family receives.

5:14 PM  
Blogger AU1N04 said...

So do we no longer use chatroll?

5:14 PM  
Blogger E-Bro said...

I think we still will do chatroll for campfires, but most voted yesterday to do this type of Q&A instead of a campfire today.

5:16 PM  
Blogger AU1N04 said...

I like it...sorry I missed it.

5:16 PM  
Blogger AUfan said...

As a slow typer, I enjoyed it.

To the rest of you, apologies for the slow format. First time I have ever been able to keep up with what was said.

5:20 PM  
Blogger michael said...

BALLOON BOY IS SAFE! I REPEAT: BALLOON BOY IS SAFE!

5:21 PM  
Blogger Phormerly Phred said...

Right after they get through crying, hugging, and kissing on that little boy, he is going to get the spanking of his life.

5:28 PM  
Blogger Phormerly Phred said...

One

5:46 PM  
Blogger Phormerly Phred said...

Just practicing.

5:46 PM  
Blogger cincytiger said...

PP,
What you practicing for?

5:47 PM  
Blogger cincytiger said...

The next blog posting?

5:47 PM  
Blogger Phormerly Phred said...

yep ... working on my pace

5:49 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

I think we'll still use chatroll.

I just think CiL has a place here.

6:17 PM  
Blogger Peter "Big Snacks" Frankenschmidt said...

there was a typo in the chat.

6:21 PM  

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