The Five I'm Watching: Part II
TED ROOF
Defensive coordinator
- Age: 46
- College: Georgia Tech '85
- Previous role: Defensive coordinator, Minnesota (1998)
- Theme song: ``Down in It," Nine Inch Nails
- Relevant lyric: "All the world's weight is on my back and I don't even know why."
THE GOOD: Ted Roof has the experience and knowledge you'd expect from someone whose career is rooted in coaching college defenses. Fellow coaches were impressed by the things Roof did during his season at Minnesota. He took a terrible defense and made it average during a period of six months. He did it with a series of odd formations, blitzes, schemes. So you know he's competent. Roof doesn't struggle with confidence, which means the memories of Auburn's terrible 2009 season -- the team set a record for points allowed -- likely won't affect his approach in a negative way this fall. He'll have more talent and more bodies at his disposal this time around; Roof was limited last season by a defense that featured few reliable reserves. Two FBS assistant coaches have told me they'll be surprised if the Tigers' defense isn't significantly better in 2010. They believe in Roof.
THE BAD: The numbers. Auburn's defense wasn't very good last season. What happened? We know Roof was compromised by a lack of depth on defense, which forced him to consider conserving his linebackers after halftime. He said that wasn't a thought, that Josh Bynes and Craig Stevens were fit enough to handle 90 snaps, but I don't believe him. The Tigers were more base than they should have been during the season's second half. Talk all you want about Jessel Curry, but he's a freshman. Eltoro Freeman remains an unknown. The same goes for Jonathan Evans. Is the linebacker corps going to be that much better? I sense that coach Gene Chizik will feel pressure to make a change at coordinator if the team doesn't make significant defensive progress this season. I still project the team's defense to be below average, though it's impossible to assess any of Roof's strategic adjustments at this stage. Maybe he's developed something innovative during the past six months.
THE REALITY: Auburn will be better on defense. That's the key to the team's overall success because we know (with some degree of certainty) that the Tigers will average at least 23 points per game. That creates a reasonable margin for error. Still, I expect defense to be a weakness.
What do you think? Speak your mind!
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wow. HABOTN back in prison
Boot camp substance!
Early substance.
Spanish substançio.
Love the Catalan 'c'. Viva Espana.
I wish I could charter a HABOTN flight to Madrid tonight.
Jet would be buying the alcohol.
Michael would be our flight attendant.
Rusted Roof substance.
THT piloting, of course.
He can read a map.
Only if ehyou and PF are the pilots, and Norm is left in the terminal because he was late for the plane.
Though, really, Kristina would make for a fine flight attendant. She's agreeable, eager to please, friendly.
(I hope she reads this.)
incarceration is fun again!
JGT - if overall record improves, do you think Chizik will still be looking for a new DC if defensive stats are similar to last season?
how many points did we give up per game last season? rhetorical, I'm about to go find out.
I guess the dude in your avatar will provide the inflight entertainment. My sister is due to be in Barcelona tomorrow or Wednesday, can't remember which. But to say I'm jealous would be an understatement. She was in Italy during the 06 final and now this...
358 points surrendered = 27.5 ppg in '09
that's just gross. I hope Roof can get that below 20 real soon.
That dude is BUCKETHEAD, the fastest guitarist alive.
Take a hit off this.
I would like to think we can cut the defensive points allowed to below 20 per game. 20 per game is still about 5-10 points more than I'd prefer.
THT ... not good numbers.
JGT - LGGB would be my first officer; his video gaming experience should come in handy.
2.0 would be my navigator; she has great sense of direction and is also a map reader.
I'd let MrsTHT be the lead flight attendant (unlike Delta, I won't have a minimum height requirement).
I'm 100% fine with MrsTHT being flight attendant.
She must be paired with Michael, though. Them's the rules. She can take first class and leave MJT to handle coach ...
wow, this is some early substance. nice.
so does this Buckethead dude sing or just play? i had no idea who he was.
the D can't help but be better. sure hope The Bull & Evans solidify those LB spots, and quickly!
attending the coach section is similar to herding goats, i.e. perfect for MJT.
But don't ask him about his bidness
I remember Buckethead coming out playing with G&R at the MTV awards a few years back, then Axl disappearing for a few years again.
WERK - I agree. I used to be satisfied if scoring defense was under 10 ppg. Now I'll be satisfied when it gets under 15ppg. There's just more offense these days.
If we're going to Spain, I'm on the first flight.
I'll work as the translator. My Castilian is pretty solid. Catalan needs some work, but we can get by.
My Basque...well, did I tell you my Castilian was good?
More Buckethead for the soul.
i wonder if i should start an office pool here in prison at the BuyMore satellite facility on how soon before our uncle turns off blogger access again. I'm guessing sooner rather than later. But I'll enjoy it while I can.
WARRRRRRRRRRRRRR EAGLE!!!
in its broadest definition, LGGB and 2.0 are fluent in el España
Defense will struggle again. I think more bodies will at least help the fatigue factor.
I still don't think Freeman will contribute. I look for Bates to be the surprise on the D, as I can see him playing more LB than DB.
How long until media days?
July 21, I think, FSJ.
any iphone Hotties out there, what are your favorite AU apps?
I think I'll go watch the madness this year in the lobby if I can fit it into my schedule. Maybe I can heckle Urban Meyer....
THT...my favorite AU app is the web shortcut I created for HABOTN.
That's about it.
THT...I'm gettin' on that plane.
FSJ - here's the schedule as posted on bleacherreport.com
2010 SEC FOOTBALL MEDIA DAYS
Wed. July 21, 2010
1st rotation – Alabama / Mississippi State
2nd rotation – Kentucky / Florida
Thurs. July 22, 2010
1st rotation – Georgia / Arkansas
2nd rotation – Vanderbilt / South Carolina
Fri. July 23, 2010
1st rotation – Auburn / Tennessee
2nd rotation – LSU / Ole Miss
JGT,
with the Defensive Substance this am.
I totally agree with you on your assessment's we have starting experience and back ups are suspect until we see them handle the SEC speed and experience....
i reserve my opinion until week 7 when the brain catches up with the body on "D"!
I found the schedule there via Google, after having no luck on the SEC official web site. Their latest news release?
Monitoring Swine Flu - 9/1/09
I would make a great flight attendant due mainly to my persistently good breath.
more up to the minute stuff from SEC's official web site,
Order by:
5 p.m. EST Monday, July 12th (yes, that's 2010)
Receive by:
Thursday, July 15th
Some limitations apply
what will you receive for your $15? the 2009 SEC Football Media Guide
It took some effort, but I finally hogged 33%+ of the posts on this thread. I will now hang up and listen.
nice work THT. gluttony....i like it. :)
so, when is Fan Day? usually the 1st saturday in august. i'll be there on a fellas weekend trip if any hotties are going to be there too.
I like how you don't know when it is ... But you know you'll be there.
I am at therapy this morning. I think this would be a nice place to work. People seem cheery, content.
Nick Saban don't have any stinkin time for fans...
dude, i love it. i'm sure it's not cool to you since you see these dudes all the time but i love it. plus, since i'm a huge autograph collector it's perfect.
it's a reality check for those folks who can sit up in the stands & cuss out players when they make a mistake. it helps remind me that they're really just kids. big talented kids, but still.
FSJ, if you braves AU fan day with me i'll treat you to Momma G's afterwards. deal?
brave, not Braves. man, my head is spinning this morning. i must be working too hard already.
Scottie B - I just called Tigers Unlimited and they say they haven't set the date yet for Fan Day but they say Scholarship Donor weekend will be Aug 20,21.
wow, that's some hottie luv THT. thanks. i donate, but i'm not quite on the 'scholarship donor' level just yet.
Marvelous Material Mitigates Morose Monday
Ah, I didn't foresee this one. I thought we were talking players.
I believe that you are right. If we don't see significant improvement on defense, Roof may be history at the end of the season. I just thinking we will see significant improvement.
This defense returns something like 8 starters and we will have enough numbers, although a lot of them will be young. Hopefully this will allow Roof to be a bit more aggressive.
Some nice prose from King Michael to flip previous thread. Well done.
If I go to AU fan day somebody will feel dirty afterward..Not sure if it would be me or all of the Auburn fans/players.
BTW, did anyone read the Bo Jackson article in USA Today? it was pretty darn good.
You know, I really think the Defense will be much better than people anticipate this year. I guess this is the one portion of the team that I fully believe in. Last year was an aberration in my opinion--the perfect storm you may call it. We had low numbers as a result of Tubbs's flat out lack of recruiting over the last couple years he was here, we had injuries, and we had the uncertainty of the coaching staff that led to lower numbers.
Roof's a good coach, wouldn't still be in the biz if he wasn't...the D will succeed this year. And if we get even a middle of the road performance from Newton (somewhere between the greatness some expect and Chris Todd, who shouldn't be hard to outperform), we should have a terrific season.
thanks for the heads up, ehyou.
On the flight to Spain, I can just see MJT entertaining all the goats in coach with Eurasian plumber tales.
FSJ - I have not, but I'll go take a look. Is it the same stuff that was in Los Angeles papers this past weekend?
When you are inside 8 weeks, Mondays aren't morose, it's just another day closer.
Get happy.
Mondays are Fun Days!
"somewhere between the greatness some expect and Chris Todd"
Wow, that's like a Grand Canyon/Michael Strahan's teeth sized gap.
well, if 2.0's "you have British teeth..." wasn't front page worthy,
WERK's toothy comment is.
So Bama article reporting that DB Chris Jones is no longer interested in Auburn.
wtc, do you or mom have any inside info?
Thanks THT
i'm sure this was posted somewhere but i missed it:
Auburn has selected Lee Ziemba, Josh Bynes and Aairon Savage to represent the school at SEC Media Days in Hoover later this month.
yes, it was, but I have absolutely no idea by whom.
I sure hope Aairon can have a complete season.
speaking of "I'm sure this was posted", did I ever tell y'all how much I enjoy the crunchy Cheetos that MrsTHT packs with my lunch. YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMY
Complete surpriseon No.II. I also thought you would only be doing players. As all have said Defense should be better, if not Roof will be in trouble. We all expect it to be better but how much is the question,
On flight to Spain will FSJ be the go-pher and slip out of the plane for beer when we reach 20,000 feet.
i'm pretty hungry myself. i'm thinking of being naughty & going to Taco Bell. it's so wrong but soooo yummy.
ATHENS, Ga. -- Georgia coach Mark Richt has suspended two players the day after their arrests on alcohol-related charges.
Sophomore tailback Dontavius Jackson was charged with driving under the influence, leaving the scene of an accident and other motor vehicle offenses early Saturday morning. Richt says Jackson, a backup, has been suspended for a minimum of six games.
Sophomore split end Tavarres King, a returning starter, was charged with underaged possession of alcohol and has been suspended for at least one game by Richt.
Why is it that "Miss Universe" is always from Earth? Is it rigged or something? Those chicks from Jupiter are totally hawt, though not as hot perhaps as those from Mercury but everyone knows that.
count me among the unsurprised. Cam will definitely be my numero uno one to watch, but after that, 3coaching positions would be on my list, one being a Roof/Rocker combination.
That's a pretty broad broad generalization, Norm. Mercury's polar chicks are pretty darn cold.
oops, forgot the
SNORT
you're still my favorite (don't tell the others)
Those sirens of Titan ought to win Miss Universe one of these years.
What about the Amazon Women on the Moon?
Regarding the Spain flight:
I went to school in Madrid one summer while at AU, so if anyone wants to trust a tour guide operating on information that is over 20 years old, I'm your man. Also, if we want a side trip to Pamplona (San Fermin is still going on), I can find us a good park to sleep in. I can also advise on bull-running strategy, but not sure I will participate again. It seemed like a good idea back then, though.
sirens of Titan... I thought they were fictional. Are you trying to tell me they are real? Next thing you know, you'll be blaming the sirens of Titan for that BC coaching situation.
Nothing at all wrong with Amazon Women on the Moon.
running in front of bulls with horns has never seemed like a good idea... certainly not a sober good idea.
By the way, congrats to Alabama on their new National Title. I believe it's # 432. They are the #1 team on the new NCAA Football game for the Playstation, I'm sure they have already claimed this one as well.
unless, of course, the bulls are from Chicago and the horns are vuvuzelas
Spencer Hall ... aka Orson Swindle ... unleashed this one today ... referring to our favorite team's favored side of the ball ...
"Gustav and the Springdale Flesh Removal Offense."
In my opinion; running on narrow streets in front of a bunch of pissed off bulls is equal to jumping out of a perfectly good airplane on my list of things I'll never do.
I'll take it RK...
I've commissioned another flag for the stadium.
"The Roof is on Fiyah" will def be something to watch ....Nice call JG.
In other news: EDSBS has awarded the National Preseason Video Game Championship to ........
Ayulll ...Uh ...Bama. Bama fans were quick to claim it as their 83rd NC.
Typical Bama Sidewalk Fan
Ooops ...I see that errybody else has already visited EDSBS today.
My Pamplona trip was planned one day and undertaken the next. The bull-running was planned one minute and undertaken the next. Such is the functioning of the 20-year-old male brain.
Agree or disagree, the guy always has some interestings to say.
http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/Jesse-Jackson-LeBron-James-Dan-Gilbert-slavery-comparison-071210
Ohhhh ohhhhh ...here's a chance to whine like a Bammer.
Headline courtesy of Andrew Gribble:
"Seven of Auburn’s 12 opponents in 2010 will face FCS teams the week before"
NOT FAIR! NOT FAIR!
WAAAAAH!
SHOULDN'T HAVE A 'STRAINING ORDER 'GAINST ME! IT'S MY TRAILER PARK, TOO!
DANG, SHE'S JUST MY COUSIN!
Peeps: I'm going to make Twitter a more useful element of the HABOTN this season. I'll be tweeting stuff that may or may not be discussed by me on the blog.
For instance: I just tweeted about Florida admitting to four Facebook-related sanctions.
If you haven't added the HABOTN feed to your feed, then you ain't feedin' properly.
BEASLEY!!!
HELLO KENNESAW!
I also have abandoned the automatic feed. I will create feeds for each story ... so you can understand the news without clicking on the link.
Cause sometimes clicking a link sucks from an iPhone or Droid or Crackberry.
gosh, we're good, Scottie B!
JGT - ain't no tweets in prison
there were some twits, but they didn't last long.
Jet ..thanks for the article. Mr. Whitlock makes some good points with clarity and pithy phrases.
Here's the Bo Jackson story from USA Today ... as referenced by FSJ.
yes.
yes we are. :)
i just refreshed from my lunch excursion & you had me all set up. just had to make sure i finished!
I'll just have to be out of the loop for the absolute "latest" info. Tweets might work for me in the off hours, but I can't have them clogging up the info stream during the day.
Life will continue.
"It seemed like a good idea..."
Storm clouds gather.
Hoop: Life will continue. Lots of people get their VINE from Twitter ... and I'm here for all HOTTIES.
I want to go to Spain with Count Chocula.
You know, in a manly sort of way.
wow, AU's opponents do have a bunch of cupcakes lined up the week before they play AU.
The story Hoopie mentioned is here
Homer - since I'm not a tweeter person and since you're here for all the Hotties, please call my cell any time you twit something or whatever it is the nerd types call it.
Then Norm can call me.
Don't call me daughter, not fit to....
JG ..I think that Twitter is great for the Hotties that can do it and not a problem for those that don't
Yes, I'll call you Mr. Tibbs.
I can call you "Betty,"
And Betty, when I call you,
You can call me "Al."
Well if we lose a single game this year, it's all because of that scheduling.
Never done the twitter thing.
Wow, that's one odd sentence that I just typed.
I suppose it could lend itself to being misconstrued.
RK, i told you the Braves would take 2 of 3 from the Mets!
I was hoping for all 3, but Santana shut them down yesterday.
I'm heading down to Atlanta on Friday for the 2nd game vs the Brew Crew.
I twitter myself.
By which I mean "I, myself, twitter" just so there's no confusion.
Can we arrange for Hart to just stay in town after the series? That'd be great.
We ain't one-at-a-timin' here! We mass communicatin'!
Do not seek the treasure!
Twitter works well for me. It is a great way to get news in short bites. As long as you keep the number of feeds you subscribe to small, I consider it very helpful. If you subscribe to too many, it just becomes annoying.
HABOTN twitter is like manna sent from the heavens.
has anyone else been to www.auburntigers.com today? it's got a new look.
jet...
I'd make a heckuva brain trust, should you be needing one.
i have confirmation that inside JHS at this moment there is power-washing of the stadium & some bleacher replacement going on.
that's your auburn athletics maintenance report for july 12th, 2010.
So now, without further ado, and by way of endorsin' my candi'cy, the Soggy Popcorn Boys (J-Z, Norm and ehyou) is gonna lead us all in a chorus of "You Are My Sunshine" -- ain't ya, boys?
But can you say that you "have it on good authority..."?
That's one of our favorite tunes.
Son, you gonna go far.
Like to hear it? Here it goes...
Goes a li'l sumpin like this, c'mon...
yes Norm. i have a guy on the inside. so yeah, it's on good authority.
I think J-Z has been declared ineligible.
"j-z"? Never heard of him.
J-Z has been turned into a horny toad.
scottieb - perhaps the reference was too obscure. I wasn't questioning your reporting, keep it up.
i've heard 'New York State of Mind.' so, yeah, i've heard of JZ.
"New York State of Mind" = Billy Joel, there can be no other.
J-Z with a mouth full of popcorn can probably sing it better than JZ.
Scottie,
Do you mean "Empire State of Mind"?
Where has j-z been?
yup, that must be it RK. my bad.
J-Z has re-entered the world of higher education in addition to his full-time work.
He promises that he and Carmela will return in time for football season.
I hear they are inseparable these days.
Seanzie, been meaning to say thanks for setting up the WC fantasy game. That was fun!
Scottie B - yes, I was at that web site earlier, and I do not like the new design. I don't know how it looks in Safari, Chrome, or Firefox, but it blows in BOP's IE7.
Headline: "Ex-employee targeted wife at Albuquerque solar company", Translation: "Albuquerque man unable to resist urge to do something stupid".
Higher education?
He trying to get student tickets this year or something?
FSJ - you missed a great set up for a real zinger. But I guess you wanted to stick to the truth ;-)
Scottie (and others) - if you like the new auburntigers.com web site, keep it to yourself! ;-)
If you found it harsh on the eyes, or otherwise annoying, let them know about it here
THT..I know..
It was tempting.
Was Carmella the poster of questionable gender?
No, that's Jet.
(couldn't resist)
Uh oh...
Norm drilling the softballs tossed up at him.
It's the only thing Norm ever drilled.
Usually, he just Twittered.
I kid. I kid.
Just call me Kenshin Kawakami with all the taters I'm throwing up.
Zing of the day from Jet!
a Kawakami zinger. nice.
What do you think? Speak your mind!
I strongly warn against this. It will only lead to trouble.
If I spoke my mind I'd be silent.
If I spoke my mind, everyone I know would be highly disturbed or disgusted.
yeah, that's not a good idea. mrs. scottie doesn't usually like when i do that.
I'm with THT.
I was born disturbed.
I was also born ready for Auburn football. AND I'M STILL READY!
PUT ON THE PADS ALREADY!!!
My blogger has got gremlins.
is this thing still on? testing, testing.
I know he's probably in Tally by now, but have we had any radio contact with Jhag.
I worry 'bout the boy.
There are all sorts of bad habits and bad things in a bad college town. I'm 'fraid he might GET SOME.
Let me tell you something.....jhag is doing just fine...
Trust me.
From the pics I've glanced at, I wish I were doing as fine as JHAG is.
After checking his FB page I'm a bit concerned as well Jet.
Natalie asked how his fat girl exposé went.
He said he was presenting her today.
We should be concerned. The poor boy can't afford to clothe himself properly.
Kathy-Somehing is fishy about the Chris Jones deal. He named AU his leader a few months ago, even confirmaed it last week, now it looks like AU is out of his top 3.
REC...that's what's fishy.
FSJ, I thought you held REC functions in your basement.
Alabama cheats.
FSJ is the Exalted Tusk of the RECEC (Red Elephant Club of Etoway County). Don't let him fool you.
T-Minus 9 days until media days.
Also t-minus 9 days until my 31st birthday.
All I want for my birthday is a defense that gives up less 21 points a game.
Exalted Tusk....good one.
Hey fellas, that's my birthday too!
PSYCHE!
ChocoScott...
PLEASE tell me that's your impaled hiney in the pic.
Nope. I think that pic is from this year. However, if not for a kindly Spaniard flinging me into a doorway, I could have made the Pamplona papers in 1988. Those bulls are sneaky fast.
Hey Michael!
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I like what I started this morning with my walmartian hate. Jet I do believe that they have a higher percentage of uneducated fans. That is not my biased opinion, that is from years of being around them.
tru dat, sc
It don't take no education to know that Bammers ain't got none.
Bama easily has the highest % of sidewalk alum in it's home state than any other school. Nebraska may be #2. The average Nebraska sidewalk alum lives at at much higher level than the average Bama sidewalk alum. While UGA and UF have a some of these type fans the % isn't even close to Bama.
I went into a restaurant in Gadsden one night and almost every male patron was wearing a Bama hat. Manners be-damned.
The real question is whether this Bucket Head fellow can play Stairway to Heaven. Doubtful....
Well, I thought for sure that I was going to see a flip this afternoon, but instead it looks like another puppet hour breakdown. Remember back when Michael and Harrison used to entertain us? What ever happened to those days? I will concede that Michael's flip of the last thread was entertaining, but what has he done for us lately?
Look man, this is all Harrison's fault. Not mine. Harrison.
1+BEASLEY!!!
and Parole!!!
Oh, hi Michael. Didn't realize you were in here. As I was saying, this is all Harrison's fault!
Harrison has really been letting us down lately. Fa real doh.
OK, I have a beer question. Who has had the BL with lime? My son tells me I would like it. I'm not so sure. He says it tastes more like limeaid than beer. Course I'm on the no alcohol diet until after boot camp. Has anyone tasted this and is it worth it?
Yeah, burn Harrison!
MrsTHT this past weekend, offering an explanation, "I married what I could at the time."
Yes, I was standing right there.
Since I pretended she was joking, it cracked me up.
Sorry, Cincy, I can't help. The only lime I eat is Toomer's Limeade and Yoplait Lime yogurt, the former much better than the latter.
Cincy - it's not the worst tasting beer I've ever had.
THT - so after all these years, it's nice to know that she's continuing to settle for you.
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double posts are annoying, too!
Stupid Blogger.
New page smell.
I won't let Blogger or Diego deny me.
Kids, don't try that at home. Norm is a professional, and the page flips are done on a closed course.
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