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12.02.2008

Getting it Cranked Up, Tuesday Edition

Hey everyone. We had a ton of participation on the campfire last night, so big ups to the HOTTIES and our other associates for making it fun.

Maybe we'll light the torch tonight as well.

(The picture at left is the coaches' hallway, barren, at 10 a.m.)

Here's what's happening at this hour:
  • As you may have seen in other places, there was a team meeting this morning. I didn't relay that information to you because, frankly, it wasn't relevant. They discussed basic stuff like off-season weightlifting schedules and training room hours. They do this every year. Tuberville wasn't discussed.

  • I'll be keeping an eye on Tuberville and Jay Jacobs today. Nothing (conclusive) has happened so far.

  • As for the statement you see below from Kirk Sampson, I wouldn't read too much into it. Auburn felt like too many reporters knew about Tuberville's meeting with Jay Gogue (still not sure Jacobs was involved there) and wanted to take a proactive stance. The statement wasn't an affirmation of Tuberville. It wasn't damning, either. It was just an admission that a meeting had occurred. Nothing more.

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Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

I picture it like some of those scenes you see on movies....a bunch of guys sitting outside, smoking cigarettes and drinking coffee with a pad and paper in hand, while wearing a fedora hat with a little "PRESS" sticker on it.

Not that far off, actually.

12:57 PM  
Blogger michael said...

He is getting instructions from Bear Bryant? What is he doing? Decaying?

12:57 PM  
Blogger Mr. Spock said...

WTC - That would be poetic

12:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jay G, that's awesome.

LOL

12:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jay G you never gave your % as of lunch

12:58 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

This guy is an Auburn fan too?

12:58 PM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

Seriously Monica. 52 minutes? I thought I had time on my hands.

12:58 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

I don't smoke. I don't drink coffee. I don't wear hats.

Other than that, though, it's pretty much correct.

12:59 PM  
Blogger Mr. Spock said...

Saban mind melded and now has Bear's Katra

12:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No to Croom.

12:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll make sure to give a shout out to the Hotties!

12:59 PM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

i would love a 'PRESS' sticker. i'd feel so special.

12:59 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

I only smoke if you set me on fire.

12:59 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

My % situation is fluid, as the kids say.

If I had to guess, based on available credible evidence, I'd say Tuberville will get a reprieve.

Honestly .. I don't think anyone really knows.

1:00 PM  
Blogger Mr. Spock said...

Jay - How do you survive? I am sitting here at my computer with a hat and a cup o joe....

1:00 PM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

You next Sensi?

1:00 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Don't forget to throw somebody under the bus.

1:00 PM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

you don't drink coffee? what kind of reporter are you Jay G?

;)

1:00 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Kristina would be a good option to throw under the bus.

1:00 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

I gave it all up.

I was 315 pounds on 1/1/04.

I was 205 by 1/1/05.

Currently 215 by choice.

It works.

1:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jay G,

What all did you give up?

1:01 PM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

Faker, you are so awesome.

1:01 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

NO Josh! Do NOT turn your mic down!

1:02 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Dang Jay...

That's impressive.

1:02 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Sensi...

If I keep hanging out with you guys, I'll probably be giving up marriage.

1:02 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

Gave up smoking, coffee, eating nasty food (as defined by Janet Jackson) and general ignorance about my health.

1:02 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Jay, you went from being too big to be a lineman in the Tony Franklin system to being too big to be a LB at Auburn.

1:02 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Thank you Kristina...I am pleased that you recognize that fact...

:-)

1:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good work Jay. I'm trying to get back to my original weigth:

5lbs. 10 oz.

1:03 PM  
Blogger Eddie McCoy said...

Speaking of weight, I've hit the 50 LBS as of today!!!!!!

1:03 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

288 at Chick-Fil-A Bowl, low of 197 ... at 208 today ...

1:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good for you, man. That takes some committment.

1:04 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Congrats Eddie...

I need to do something about myself.

I'm still HAWT....just not as HAWT as I used to be.

1:04 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

You benched a 50-lb bar, Eddie?

Nice work.

1:04 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Congrats Jet...

That takes alot of will power and commitment. You should be proud.

1:04 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

wow Jay! That's impressive. Congrats on the 50 mark, Eddie!

1:04 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

Fire alarm at Auburn!!!

Is it a decision?

1:04 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

And I didn't give up coffee?

Is there any available? I do my most snarky work when I'm hyped up on coffee.

1:05 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

Fire alarm off. Only a test.

Damn.

1:05 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Hey, can someone throw me under the bus today? Call me an idiot or something.

1:05 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

I'm doing the opposite. I've gone from 170 in college in the late 90's to 225 after working at a desk for 8 years.

1:05 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

When i was driving into work, the steam coming off the Colonial Bank building was dark gray, so I knew it wasn't final yet.

1:06 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Are they going to signal with white or black smoke when they reach a decision?

1:06 PM  
Blogger Eddie McCoy said...

Yepp Jay, only 42 LBS to get to the 215 I want to be at that you are currently at. Very similar in weight we were.

1:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I lost about 60 or so, but now only eat no-fat, no-sugat, no-taste stuff like styrofoam coolers. Spread a little peanut butter on it (non-fat) and it is quite tasty.

1:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2005 - 215
2008 (today) - 261

I gotta start working on that.

1:06 PM  
Blogger Just Win AU said...

JGT - a REPRIEVE????

1:06 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

I vote Kristina to call in and scream Micheal's name. He deserves it.

1:07 PM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

good work there Jay G. guess the YMCA helped too, eh?

i said 'screw the gym' today on my lunch break. went to eat wings instead. i'm sure i'm up a few pounds. it was worth it.

1:07 PM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

congrats eddie!

1:07 PM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

MICHAAAAAAAAAAAEL!!!!

1:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll catch you guys later. headed to wally world to pick up some supplies.

1:08 PM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

I hope you guys arent expecting us girls to give our weight.

1:08 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I going to stick with my percentage estimate of 50% as of yesterday, with an error margin of plus or minus 40%.

I do think if there are multiple meetings with Tuberville, it could mean he is staying. I have a hard time thinking they can negotiate his buyout if he is being fired. There is no saving face Tuberville will be able to do if he leaves. If he says he decide to resign, he was fired.

1:08 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

I don't wanna work.
I wanna bang on Tubby all day

1:08 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

If you are going to say "Michael", you have to say it in the sinister way GOB would say it on Arrested Development.

1:09 PM  
Blogger michael said...

jet and faker came up with the same not completely obvious slightly different smoke jokes.... are you guys twins?

1:09 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

That doesn't count, K.

1:09 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Kristina ... a gentleman would never ask ... and you and Monica are quite lovely just as you are.

1:09 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Why not Kristina?

1:09 PM  
Blogger Eddie McCoy said...

Thanks All.

Scottie, if you have an extra L shirt that nobody claims, let me know.

1:09 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

"I wanna bang on Tubby all day"

Whoa, whoa, wait a second. Relax and think before you type.

1:09 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

I am not a gentleman

1:10 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Thanks for the shout-out, Kristina!

All this weight talk reminded me of a corny joke my dad used to say.

Did you guys see that henway?!!?!

What's a henway?

About three pounds!

1:10 PM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

If you were on Facebook Faker you would know...

1:10 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Michael, while I have family in Gadsden ... me and FSJ ... we ain't twins, we ain't family.

Don't be starting that.

1:10 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Michael,

I have a confession...

I have multiple personalities, and apparently multiple computers.

1:11 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

That Jet is smoooooooth.

1:11 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

I said "on."

1:11 PM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

Finally, Sensi!! But I dont wanna see Faker in a trenchcoat.

1:11 PM  
Blogger War Eagle Girl said...

thanks for the shoutout Mr. S

1:11 PM  
Blogger Romberry said...

Received this via email a few minutes ago. (Humorous, not to be taken as real.)

Meeting with Tuberville this AM (insider stuff)

AD: Good morning coach.

CTT: War Eagle.

Pres: What the hell happened Saturday?

AD: Calm down, let's not start there.

Pres: From what I saw, we never got started.

CTT: We still got 'em 7 out of the last 10.

AD: Tommy, we don't want to start there either.

Pres: We looked like crap.

CTT: The weather was bad.

Pres: Sure didn't slow down Saban.

CTT: He had a good team. Looked like one of our old teams.

AD: Ok, that's enough of the Alabama game, we all know why we are here this morning.

CTT: Is this "the" meeting, cause I was sort of confused yesterday.

Pres: 36-0 (mumbles under his breath)

AD: Tommy, are you sure you can turn this thing around?

CTT: (holds up 1 finger)

Pres: What the hell does that mean?

CTT: (smiles)

AD: I'm confused too. Does that mean 1 year to turn things in the right direction?

CTT: (laughing) Nope, that's what I'm going to do, when I beat Saban next year.

Pres: (climbing over desk towards CTT), You... #@&%^$#

CTT: Woah! Woah! You better watch your boy, Jay.

AD: Coach, I would hope you would take this meeting more seriously.

CTT: Jay, I do have a plan, which involves staff changes to go along with the hiring of a solid OC.

AD: Good, let's hear it.

CTT: First, I'm going to Arkansas to do some duck huntin (laughing). Seriously, I'm looking at the coach that replaced Franklin at Troy (laughing again). Ok, Ok... I'll stop.

Pres: (whispering in AD's ear) Let's fire him now.

AD: Coach, we really need to hear your plan, everyone is waiting.

CTT: Any chance we can extend my buyout?

AD: (blinking)

CTT: I didn't think so.

Pres: Can we finish this after lunch, I think I'm gonna be sick.

CTT: Always leave on a high note boys (darting out the office). See you fellas after lunch, I'm going to eat some Bar-B-Que.

1:12 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Good question, Sensi.

And they have the correct answer.

1:13 PM  
Blogger Chris in Inverness said...

your gonna weigh too fat boy

1:13 PM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

EDDIE, i have an extra one. if you want to holla i can get it moving your way.

1:14 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Kristina......

FSJ in a trenchcoat...... HAWT

1:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope I represented well.

1:14 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Hey WEG - Hope you feel better soon.

1:14 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Good job Sensi....

1:14 PM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

Good job, sensi.

1:14 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Good job as always, Mr. S!

1:15 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

He's Mr. Sensible for a reason.

1:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for the love.

1:15 PM  
Blogger Chris in Inverness said...

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36 TIMES

1:17 PM  
Blogger michael said...

What reason is that, Jet? I thought it was because his dad's name was Carl Sensible, and , in the parlance of our times, Mr. Sensible kept the surname.

1:17 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

His real name is John Coctostin.

1:19 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Are you sure he's not Dr. Rosenrosen?

1:20 PM  
Blogger Chris in Inverness said...

sWEET FAIRY LIVING THE PRIVATE SCHOOLS DURING THE WEEK AND DROPPING YOUR R'S ON THE WEEKENDS PLAYING A BIG BAD COSTIGAN/

1:20 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

COSTELLO: How's you mother doin'?

PETRIFIED GUY: Not good. She's on her way out.

COSTELLO: We all are. Act accordingly.

1:25 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

I don't hate Saban, Mr. Amos.

1:28 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Why not, Monica?

1:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Announcement coming after meeting at 2:30

-George

1:32 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Another hottie on the air. Go Phred!

1:32 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Phred ...

Is Pheeling it.

1:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Right in the middle of F-Bomb's show.

Great!

1:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Go Phred!

1:32 PM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

the HOTTIES have taken over this show. when r u on next Mon?

1:33 PM  
Blogger Cory said...

Great job on the Roundtable Sensi! You brought up some good points. wde

1:34 PM  
Blogger CovingtonTigerFan said...

OK, I'll bite. What will be the nature of this announcement, George?

1:37 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

What's right in the middle of F-Baum's show?

1:37 PM  
Blogger shesaid said...

You guys, cut it out. You're gonna make Jay G. open a new thread. He's sweatin it hard right now.

1:37 PM  
Blogger Chris in Inverness said...

You know who I am?

I'm tyhe guy who tells you the guys you can hit and can't hit no that's almost a guy you can't hit so I'm goin to make a ruling right now - you don't f****ing hitt'em.

1:37 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

I told Bag that I'd do the show.

I guess they don't need me.

1:38 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

I'll have a cranberry juice.

1:38 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Let's go for 400

1:38 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Phred with the Bama pick!!!!

YESSSSSSSSSSS

1:38 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

"sweating it hard" can go so many directions ...

1:38 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

yes it can Jay...yes it can

1:39 PM  
Blogger Chris in Inverness said...

Its a natural dieatretic. My girlfriend drinks it when shes got her period.

what. You got your period?

1:40 PM  
Blogger Eddie McCoy said...

I like George's posts. Short and too the point.

1:40 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Jet says:

The Evil Empire 27
Circumcision by Gator 23

1:40 PM  
Blogger Chris in Inverness said...

I'm off today so I'm watching my DVD set of the Soprano's second season.

Matthew Drink water's about to piss himself.

1:40 PM  
Blogger Chris in Inverness said...

there he goes.

"You sure you don't want something with sugar in it?"

1:41 PM  
Blogger shesaid said...

I wasn't intending to play gutterball today. Just meant the comment thread count is getting high and we know how you get. Just looking out for you.

1:41 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

I'll take that too Jet

1:41 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

Wow. Smacked down on the gutterball tactics.

New thread opening shortly.

1:42 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

gutterball is great.

1:43 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Any new content for the new thread?

1:44 PM  
Blogger shesaid said...

I was once a potential vic of the BANHAMMER during a Campfire so I've learned to keep it clean or else.....well....aside from my "turd" comment earlier. That one was just for Boz.

1:44 PM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

THE DEPARTED. great movie. i watched it sunday as therapy after the slaugher in tuscaloosa.

1:45 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

No new information.

I wasn't invited to the meeting.

1:45 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

That's terrible Jay, I feel like you should bust up in there like the kool-aid guy does in Family Guy.

1:46 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Family Guy!!!!

Lois, you vile woman!

1:59 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I have been habotnized. Been there, got the t-shirt. Thank you for all that made this moment possible.

2:17 PM  
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