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The Hottest Auburn Blog on The Net"Bob Petrino joined the groups "Abusing Defenses" and "Looking for Jobs." -- Jet, simulating a certain someone's Facebook feed 12.02.2008Scene from the Tuberville Summit This is where it's all going down. Tuberville has been meeting with Jay Jacobs and other Auburn officials in this general area since this morning.I still have nothing conclusive to report. I will report conclusive stuff when I get it.
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I have to drive for an hour. I'm keeping the Crackberry on me and the local sports radio on blast.
I got 5 on him staying....even after all this schadenfreud.
Always on...no downtime for the JayMan!!
Just check the tower log, there was no meeting at 2 a.m.!
Do you have the manifest?
I can just imagine a bunch of reporters sitting out in a lobby waiting on any movement just waiting to pounce on the next person to walk through the door.
Heard from inside Jay Jacobs' office:
Tubs: "I have a plan..."
Jacobs (on phone): "What's that, Mr. Lowder? Yeah, says he has a plan."
Tubs: "Stack of resumes...mile high!"
Jacobs (on phone): "Mr. Lowder wants to know who has submitted resumes..."
Tubs: "Well, there's that guy from Washington...and WATSON BROWN, you know Watson Brown, he's MACK BROWN's brother! And, uhh, Ron Prince..."
Jacobs (on phone): "Did you hear that, Mr. Lowder? Says he's got resumes from...[click]...hello? Hello? Mr. Lowder?"
Tubs: "...and here's a good one, the guy from Syracuse..."
RK, I would suspect you're not far off...
Airmen Cecil O'Malley and Anthony Rodriguez are here testify about what they saw that night.
What exactly were O'Malley & Rodgriguez going to testify?
Does anyone know where Jimmy Sexton is? In on the conference call perhaps?
jay,
Derrick Dooley to Miss. State a good hire? I have heard some reports that that's who they're looking at.
Alright, here's our defense. Intent, no one can prove there was any poison on the rag. Code reds, they're common and accepted in Guantanimo Bay. The order, A, Kendrick gave it, B they had no choice but to follow it. That's it.
Doubt Jimmy Sexton has anything to do with it. Why would they include him?
And how good did Jimmy come out on the UT situation? Gets his part of the 6 mil buuyout, and his guy Kiffin gets the new job anyway. Quite a day.
They were going to testify that they had no recollection of any meeting beginning at 8 a.m. and ending at 3:30 p.m.
AU1N04, I object.
I strenuously object.
There are some people that think Derrick could be the coach here in 5 or 6 years.
Id say Dooley would be a solid hire...Sly was just to darn stubborn
Due to the lack of a 2pm announcement, I'm giving Jaybar the win over George for the day.
Keeping with the A Few Good Men trend,Alabama vs Tub over the weekend...
They beat up on a weakling, and that's all they did. The rest is just smokefilled coffee-house crap. They tortured and tormented a weaker kid. They didn't like him. So, they killed him. And why? Because he couldn't run very fast.
Jaybar just text messaged me that George is actually Tim, and he has pulled yet another fast one on us.
I'm sorry, your time's run out. What do we have for the losers, Dr. Gogue? Well, for our misled HOTTIES it's a lifetime at exotic Tuscaloosa. And for coup d'ete leader Jet? That's right -- it's --a public flogging.
Yes, Johnny, after falsely accusing a coach of malfeasance, incompetence and general knuckleheadedness, Jet will have a long and prosperous career teaching typewriter maintenance at the Rocco Columbo School for Women.
Thank you for playing "Should We or Should-We-Not Follow the Advice of the Galacticly Stupid".
Dooley stepped down from his cushy job as AD/Head Coach/Chef/Busdriver/Accountant/Administrative Assistant at the University of Ruston to take a job as just Head Football Coach in the land of the cowbells?
Your honor, these are the tower chief's logs for both Opelika and Montgomery Airports. The Opelika log lists no flight leaving at 11 pm and the Montgomery log lists no flight arriving at 2 am. I'd like to submit these as defense exhibits Alpha and Bravo.
These two HOTTIES are on trial for their lives. Please tell me their lawyer hasn't pinned their hopes to a phone bill.
President Gogue: I don't understand; you're submitting evidence of a flight that never existed.
Jay G: Oh, we believe it did, sir.
Tuberville: You fin' people. You have no idea how to run a football program. All you did was weaken a university today, Jay. That's all you did. Sweet dreams, son.
Jay Jacobs: Don't call me son. I'm an AD at Auburn Univeristy. And you're fired, you SOB.
The sad thing is I could have watched the movie twice in the time we've spent reviewing it today.
I have two books at my bedside, Lieutenant, the NCAA Code of Conduct and the King James Bible. The only proper authorities I am aware of are my commanding officer AD Jay Jacobs and the Lord our God.
Nothing conclusive? How about something inconclusive. We need something.
Don't you know that Kendrick went through ROTC in Tuscaloosa?
He just oozes Bama.
You don't have to have an UnderArmour logo on your coaches shirt to have honor, Tubs.
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I don't even have something inconclusive...
I'm telling you. Give me their numbers and I'll get this ball rollin.
Ten-hut!
There's a Frankenschmidt on deck!
dang...guess we'll just have to stick with our George/Tim fix for now.
If it has been this long, he's staying.
Dear Mrs. Tuberville, I was Tommy's athletic director. I knew your son vaguely, which is to say I knew his name. In a matter of time, the meeting of the two men charged with your son's dismissal will be concluded, and seven men and two women whom you've ate BBQ with for years will also be terminated. For my part, I've done as much as I can to bring the truth to light. And the truth is this: Your son is fired for only one reason. I wasn't strong enough to stop him from hiring Tony Franklin. Always, Athletic Director Jay Jacobs, Auburn University.
Since we are all in the imagining mood, I'd like to think the meeting is going like the lebowski meeting with Larry in which Jay Jacobs is Walter and Jay Googoo is the dude:
Jay Jacobs: Is this your record this year, Tommy? (shows sheet of paper with 5-7 written on it) Is this your record, Tommy?
Jay Googoo: Look, man...
Jay Jacobs: Dude, please? Is this your record, Tommy?
Jay Googoo: Just ask him about Franklin.
Jay Jacobs: Is this yours, Tommy? Is this your record Tommy?
Jay Googoo: Is that your car out front?
Jay Jacobs: Is this your record this year, Tommy?
Jay Googoo: We know it's his freaking record! Where's the freaking wins, you little brat?
Jay Jacobs: Look, Tommy. Have you ever heard of Vietnam?
Jay Googoo: Oh, come on, Walter...
Jay Jacobs: You're entering a world of pain, son. We know that this is your record this year. We know that you hired Tony Franklin.
Jay Googoo: And all the freaking losses.
Jay Jacobs: And the freaking losses. And, we know that this is your record this year.
Jay Googoo: We're going to cut your salary off, Tommy.
Jay Jacobs: You're killing your father, Tommy!
(Tommy remains silent, unmoved. Jay Jacobs walks outside and bashes in David Marsh's car with a bat thinking it was Tommy's)
RK, well played.
Still working the Few Good Men, I see.
After RK's brilliant finish, it's time to transition.
HOTTIE NO. 1: Auburn, who did this to you?
AUBURN: Well, it was Eddie, Greggie, Hughie, and several other of the Tuberville Youth.
Right on Michael, that is what happens when you do you know what to a stranger in their you know what.
Wait, what?
Jay, the pics are what makes this site hot. Presh.
Not trying to promote or anything, but an Auburn message board TigersX.net change the logo of their forum's name to GatorsX to mess with Alabama fans. Also, a majority of the posters, including myself, changed their handle to some sort of Gator/UF reference. It has been rather humorous. Check it out.
tigersx.net/forums
So long....sounds like a contract extension to me
Conclusive? What ever happend to rumor and innuendo? Just kidding ....
Tommy "Rod Tidwell" Tuberville: I got a shelf life of ten years, tops. My next contract's gotta bring me the dollars that'll last me and mine a long time. Shoot, I'm out of this sport in 5 years. What's my family gonna live on? Huh?
Was it over when Saban bombed us in Tuscaloosa?
Actually, Tommy it was.
You're fired.
AuburnUndercover dude just said there are supposed to be other meetings and it could go on for 4 or 5 days. I'm not not down with that.
Michael4AU - Have you ever seen the edited version of the sentence you almost said? It is almost as good as the real thing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQUdJ6FdUQ0
how does he know? did he bug the office? Has Jaybar been talking to other sites? I want answers.
It's this the time Tommy or the HC can actually be out recruiting? We need answers now. Recruiting has got to be our priority now.
If jaybar has taken his scoop elsewhere, I will be angry.
Monica, if that's true, then he just has to be staying. Otherwise, what's the point? Just doesn't make sense to me. Ooops, there I go again, trying to be logical about college athletics. Silly me!
i've enjoy the 'FEW GOOD MEN' banter today. kudos.
scottatl, i like your SHIELD recommendation. i've tivo'd the entire season so i may just start over. that or PRISON BREAK. i love me some PB.
If it goes on 4-5 days......
I'll lose my mind up in here..up in here.
If it goes on 4-5 days......
I'll lose my mind up in here..up in here.
Crap. I hate this iPhone
Monica's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
If it goes on 4 or 5 days, I'll be preaching on the street with a tin cup in my hand, because I'll be UNEMPLOYED! I'm spending way, way, too much time trying to keep up with this stuff...
What Auburn Undercover guy?
Bo Megginson? If so, he only said it would last that long because he wanted extra days to bitch about everything.
If it goes on for 5 days, then Tub is staying.
Jay,
At 2:35 you said there was not meeting, no annoucement, no nothing.
Now, you say they have been meeting since morning. What is up?
I'll bet when the Jays take a band-aid off, they do it slowly and methodically.
Get a crackberry, FSJ. Much better.
Jet says ... Grip and rip it!!!!
Very funny stuff today Hotties. Collectively you all have made my afternoon with the posts.
There's only one thing that could cap it off on an uber positive note...
You know, this is like one of those idiotic Bond villains ... he just has to show Bond the evil plan and how foolproof it is to taunt Bond... and every time, Bond gets away and foils the plot.
You'd think one those baddies would learn the right way to handle it ... pull out a Glock and bust a cap between his eyes. No more Bond.
TT: Do you expect to me to quit, Dr. Gogue?
Gogue: No, Tommy, I expect you to die!
Maybe they should ask for an extra $6 million...
Colonial Bank
Jay,
PM says CTT hasn't been back to the office since lunch. Is that correct.
Things that make you go "hmm".
What's that James?
Why I gotta be psychotic?
Scottie B.- Loving my HABOTN tshirt as we speak. You rawk ;-)
Click it and see D...
Wow, JCCW calls out Tubby, PUGH and Nall for the inexcusable clip, where it appears Pugh intentionally tried to injure the Alabama lineman.
My new picture until all this is over. Sums up my mood...
Monica, my dear, you aren't psychotic ... you're take was a nice segue way into the climatic scene from the 1978 cinematic masterpiece "National Lampoon's Animal House."
You are Queen of the HOTTIES with Co-Queens Kristina and Shesaid, as well as Mrs. Kiffin, should she want to join.
We are your mere subjects. Forgive me for any slight lest your vengeance fall upon us all.
I will be happy to "join" with Mrs. Kiffin.
dang Jet just how long HAVE you been married?
So when do you get to go home Jay? Do you stay until Tubs leaves this evening? Have you seen The Gouge or Jay J today? I heard Tubs just pulled up in his Hyundai SUV and had a college assistant help him load up his vehicle out in front of the Athletic Complex....wait maybe that was another coach a few months back.
-Will
As long as Mrs. Kiffin brng her hottie hubby with her.
Meow.
Two weeks shy of 20.
I think this is going just how I thought. HUSH HUSH, Need to know, very top secret.
Does she let you get away with laying it on that thick? Congrats on the 20.
If you don't tell us what you thought hours ago, how are we to be hush, hush about what you told us about in the first place?
Thanks for the link, Michael. Good stuff.
Most. Quotable. Movie. Ever.
Monica, what is the correct answer and I'll give it to you?
Jay,
If there is a mercedes and/or Ford truck with a Montgomery tag parked at the athletic department, then you can take it to the bank that a buyout is being negotiated.
-George
Range Rover, George
LOL hush Jet!
Which bank should he take it to....perhaps Colonial?
I thought the guy from Auburn Undercover reported that the meeting for today was over and it was going to drag on this week. Is that wrong?
Sweet, Auburn and Nick Saban both won Dashies.
Anonymous,
Unless your last name begins with a K and ends with a G, then I aint buying it. I know a guy named George with those letters in the last name that happens to know BL....some thing he has told me would shock a lot of Auburn people.
meant to say some things - not one thing in particular
Barkley - I just heard the drag on for 4 or 5 days part. I heard him say there was a meeting this morning. I didn't catch it if he said there was this morning and that was all for the day.
Did that make sense?
PM said that Tubs has apparently left for the day. Looks like nothing's going to happen today...
Uh, kids, where's Jay?
Been about 45 minutes or so since he's checked in.
Somethin' up?
Sadly, nothing you could tell me would shock me. I mean N-O-T-H-I-N-G.
Since everyone else on here "knows someone" or "has a friend who knows", or "has heard from inside sources" that they cannot reveal because it would mean everyone in the whole world would lose their job. Let me be the first to say that the reason I am on here right now is b/c I don't know shhhh about what's going on and I don't have any friends on the inside, nor confidential sources, nor cousins who babysit Lowder's kids, and I figure Jay might help shed some light.
Covington! Cute picture. Is that your baby?
N-O-T-H-I-N-G, that's what Bama means to me. Nothing! Absolutely nothing! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!
Sorry, flashbacks to Floyd Junior High.
This thing dragging on for 4 or 5 days isn't going to be good for anyone, something needs to happen.
Dang ... this is like waiting on a baby!
Is this going to be like last year, two days of meetings...hunting trip...then come back for more meetings.
I say it's time for the C-section!
My sources can't deny or confirm anything.
No, just a picture I ran across. Thought it was appropriate for the moment. :)
Yeah, except this time when Tuberville comes back from his hunting trip Brian Kelly is going to be sitting in his office.
LOL Jet! Your talents know no bounds. You're even a cheerleader.
Do you know...
Pork Chop, Pork Chop, Greasy, Greasy, We can beat your team easy, easy. E-A-S-Y, E-A-S-Y. Easy, boys, easy.
way to go, Franklin - you eff'ed up BBQ night!
So Tommy has gone for the day? See you folks Wed. morning.
If finding a replacement is this difficult, CTT is going to be here next year.
New name for Jay Jacobs, thanks to anonymous poster "Will."
I shall call him....."VaJayJay."
Naw, I just chased 'em. They were always faster than me.
My inside source says that Tubs comes back and they hire Bud Kilmer as OC...needless to say we won't be running the Oopty Oop.
And I am not embarrassed to reveal my source is former AU PG Moochie Norris.
Wait....I shall call both Jays the "VaJayJays."
Gotta go ...
keep watching for me ... i'll check in later.
So, uhhhh....... nothing.
LOL Shesaid! Nice. Very nice.
Will- I don't see a lot of "my secret source" posting on here. Not sure where the righteous indignation is coming from. It's been my experience that the hotties bring good info with even better intention and lots of good opinion and humor. So, I'm happy. I want you to be happy to, Will.
to = too
I think that's a wrap for the day.
Tuberville left after lunch. Jacobs has been meeting with his top assistants, but that apparently was about what you'd call routine business.
Unless something drastic happens, I do not expect anything to happen today.
Except for George, Monica. Whoever he is, he seems to have rattled our chains a little bit today.
Will ... how tall are you?
Believe me, I'm bummin'.
I've been here since 9.
I am so bummed right now. It's like Santa didn't come this year.
Well join us again tomorrow for day 3 of Auburn Held Hostage season 2.
Jay, in all seriousness, you've got a tough job that in many ways I don't envy. But you do it well. Thanks!
Tomorrow you should just pack the X-Box/PS3/whatever it is you have and have a reporters rock band challenge.
Covington - lol That's why I qualified my statement with "not a lot". George is the exception. :-)
Interestingly, I have the PS2 set up and I was playing Guitar Hero 80s earlier. No kiddin.
Everybody has to take breaks ...
Monica, I guess you are right. There have been a few scattered suggestions of "inside sources"...(gestures toward George and FrontRim). Maybe my brain is cloudy from all of the other trash I read on other sites (yes I admit to taking a peek at other AU sites on occasion). From now on you will hear nothing but cheer from this guy!
Short guy Phred...thanks Mom.
Will,
Thats what I was doing was calling George out. I didn't say I had sources, just that I am a big deal....I know people....
I wonder if maybe they are delaying the firing to see if they can get in touch with their wish-list candidates (or their agents) to see if any are an actual possibility. If they can't get anyone big and splashy to commit serious interest, Tubs stays.
Ron Burgundy in da house!
Will - Now I understand! You have al.com syndrome! It's ok brotha man. You've crossed over to the light now and the healing will begin.
Welcome, Will. WELCOME!
Did this really happen?:
Ball State senior Jake Erdley showing up at every Cardinals game in a panda bear outfit and a T-shirt proclaiming himself the Touchdown Panda (37). Erdley said he got the outfit from his aunt's costume shop because (A) she didn't have a cardinal and (B) "everyone likes pandas."
From Pat Forde at ESPN
Flippin' Hillarious.
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