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5.11.2009

Projecting the 2009 football roster

Hey everyone. So a few weeks ago, we reviewed the Tigers' 2008-09 scholarship allocations to get our bearings. It proved helpful in some ways.

Let's take it one step beyond that. Below find what I expect to be Auburn's 2009-2010 allocation chart. This should give you a better feel for where Gene Chizik has leigitmate depth and where The Holes may lie.

It'll be obvious.

For this exercise, I'm assuming the signees will qualify. A few of them won't, of course, but it's pointless for me to alter numbers based on academic projections.

GREEN = newcomer
PURPLE = physical status in doubt

QUARTERBACK (6)
QB Chris Todd, Sr.
QB Kodi Burns, Jr.
QB Neil Caudle, Jr.
QB Barrett Trotter, RFr.
QB Tyrik Rollison, Fr.
QB Clint Moseley, Fr.

RUNNING BACK (7)
RB Ben Tate, Sr.
RB Mario Fannin, Jr.
RB Eric Smith, Soph.
RB John Douglas, Soph.
RB Onterio McCalebb, Fr.
TB Brandon Jacobs, Fr.
TB Dontae Aycock, Fr.

RECEIVERS (17, possibly 19)
WR Montez Billings, Sr.
WR Tim Hawthorne, Sr.
TE Tommy Trott, Sr.
WR Terrell Zachery, Jr.
WR/DB Demond Washington, Jr.
TE Bailey Woods, Jr.
WR Derek Winter, Soph.
WR Darvin Adams, Soph.
WR Quindarius Carr, Soph.
WR Harry Adams, Soph.
WR Philip Pierre-Louis, RFr.
WR DeAngelo Benton, Fr.
WR Phillip Lutzenkirchen, Fr.
WR Emory Blake, Fr.
WR Travante Stallworth, Fr.
WR LaVoyd James, Fr. (probably headed to JUCO)
WR Anthony Gulley, Fr.
TE Brent Slusher
TE Gabe McKenzie

OFFENSIVE LINE (12)
OL Andrew McCain, Sr.
OL Lee Ziemba, Jr.
OL Ryan Pugh, Jr.
OL Bart Eddins, Jr.
OL Darrell Roseman, Jr.
OL Mike Berry, Jr.
OL Byron (Lee) Isom, Jr.
OL Jared Cooper, Soph.
OL A.J. Greene, Soph.
OL Vance Smith, Soph.
OL Andre Harris, Fr.
OL John Sullen, Fr.

DEFENSIVE LINE (14 to 16)
DL Antonio Coleman, Sr.
DL Jake Ricks, Sr.
DL Antoine Carter, Jr.
DL Michael Goggans, Jr.
DL Mike Blanc, Jr.
DL Zach Clayton, Jr.
DL Nick Fairley, Jr.
DL Jomarcus Savage, RFr.
DL Derrick Lykes, RFr.
DL Cam Henderson, RFr.
DL Terrance Coleman, Fr.
DL Nosa Eguae, Fr.
DL Jamar Travis, Fr.
DL Dee Ford, Fr.
DL Josh Jackson, Fr.
DL Andre Wadley

LINEBACKER (9)
LB Craig Stevens, Jr.
LB Josh Bynes, Jr.
LB Eltoro Freeman, Soph.
LB Spencer Pybus, Soph.
LB Adam Herring, Soph.
LB Marcus Jemison, RFr. (switched from safety during spring)
LB Da'Shaun Barnes, RFr.
LB Jonathan Evans, Fr.
LB Harris Gaston, Fr.

DEFENSIVE BACK (14)
DB Walt McFadden, Sr.
DB Aairon Savage, Sr.
DB Zac Etheridge, Jr.
DB Mike McNeil, Jr.
DB Taikwon Paige, Jr.
DB Neiko Thorpe, Soph.
DB Mike Slade, Soph.
DB D'Antoine Hood, Soph.
DB Drew Cole, Soph.
DB Christian Thompson, Soph.
DB T'Sharvan Bell, RFr.
DB Reggie Taylor, Fr. (probably headed to JUCO)
DB Izauea Lanier, Fr.
DB Daren Bates, Fr.

SPECIALTY (4)
P Clinton Durst, Sr. (I expect him to get a scholarship)
K Wes Byrum, Jr.
P Ryan Shoemaker, Jr.
DS Dax Dellenbach, RFr.

OFFENSE: 42-44 (my guess is 43; McKenzie returns)
DEFENSE: 37-39 (my guess is 38; Wadley returns)
SPECIALTY: 4

OVERALL TOTAL: 85
That's assuming all freshmen qualify

442 Comments:

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Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

got it! google thinks you're spammy! I've corrected their mistake.

7:44 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

Eddie - thanks, they've flown by without a doubt. And now I'm doing it all over again with my future 4-star 2 y/o son. I called her this morning (her mom & I are no longer married) and it sounds like she has a nice day planned.

7:53 AM  
Blogger wartiger said...

me and google and never seen eye to eye..

7:53 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

wartiger - reply sent

7:57 AM  
Blogger Jet said...

GaTiger (who I may know as Norm),

It's an amazing thing to see the transformation of an infant into a toddler into a child into a pre-teen and a teen-ager.

With all the highs and lows along the way, with the mistakes that all of us make as parents, that it makes each of us a little sad that we didn't get it perfect, but it makes (at least most of) us proud when we see what they've become.

Happy birthday to that little baby I saw at our 10th reunion.

8:11 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

ehyou - u confused me momentarily. I didn't remember sending myself that email ;-)

8:11 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

Jet - you're quite the wordsmith. Nicely done. Thanks.

8:29 AM  
Blogger patdyeswildturkey said...

Morning hotties,

I am geared up to meet Coach Chizik down here at the Mobile, AL, area meet/greet event tonight.

Any questions you guys want asked? Keep it clean.

Wife and I were talking last year, laughing at the pictures we got with Tubbs last year and the stuff he signed for us. Tubbs seemed soooooooooooo laid back last year, he was laughing, he signed my alabama/auburn program and talked a little trash. He was in a good mood, he had high expectations. well, now look one year later, my how things changed.

But, a new beginning. I am excited to meet Chizik and see what he has to say.

8:35 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

PDWT - just give Coach Chizik a HUGE WAR EAGLE from TarHeelTiger!!!

8:39 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

ehyou- i just stumbled upon another company in lawrenceville, ga

http://www.playitagainsam.biz

8:40 AM  
Blogger wartiger said...

I know coaches can't be around for summer workouts but are they able to monitor what players are working hard and who isn't?

8:54 AM  
Blogger ehyou said...

THT...
That one looks good. I'll tell my old man about it. Thanks.

8:56 AM  
Blogger digger4au said...

Lots of football talk last night. Enjoyed reading it. Sure feeels like Tuesday.

9:01 AM  
Blogger Eddie McCoy said...

wartiger- They know who is there and who isn't. It is not mandatory unless you want to start next year. The coaches usually will keep an eye from their offices and check in with what is going on.

9:14 AM  
Blogger wartiger said...

thanks eddie..so they practice at the same field tho? coaches just can't go out there and participate?..why is that?

9:16 AM  
Blogger Eddie McCoy said...

They practice on the practice field's behind the complex. All the coaches are able to look out their offices and see what is going on. The NCAA only allows organized practices for spring and in-season. They also allow winter workouts, which does not involve actual practicing, just intense workouts that takes place between the end of the season and spring football, lasting usually 3 weeks, give or take. I believe the strenght coach can be present at the "non-mandatory" practices along with the training staff. Coaches cannot be present on the field, but they can watch from their offices and give advice to the players that want to come by and voluntarily talk with said coach. I don't know why the NCAA allows or dis-allows this, but I assume it's to keep it from being too professional, and I agree with it. Not sure if that helps, but that's the way it was while I was there and I am fairly sure it hasn't changed that much.

9:28 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

THT/ehyou - I checked that site out since I still have my old stash of albums and there are qutie a few I'd like to hear again. That being the case, that place looks too expensive for me. So, I'm thinking I might buy myself one of those USB turntables & do it all myself over a period of time.

9:31 AM  
Blogger ehyou said...

gatiger...
It is pretty easy to do yourself if you have a turntable. The good thing about sending them off is they clean up all the hissing and pops and it sounds much better. I am a real cheapskate, so I do mine myself.

9:39 AM  
Blogger ehyou said...

gatiger...
I didn't know about the USB turntables. I just googled them and they're not expensive (50-100 bucks). I used my regular stereo turntable and rigged some connections. USB would be the way to go.

9:43 AM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Hey Hotties, I hope everyone is having a great Tuesday.

9:43 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

ehyou - I'm awful fond of my money, some people choose to translate that into my being a tightwad. That's okay by me. If I were just talking about a handful of albums, I'd probably use a service like that just for the convenience and possible better outcome. But, there are a good many I can see transfering to digital and since I'm obviously not in a hurry I could just do one whenever I had some time to kill. I'd be fine with that.

10:01 AM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

Goldberg, serving jury duty near his home, reports that the government is urging jurors to forgo their 5-cents-per-mile reimbursement to "keep the legal system afloat."

He said 20 percent of jurors have agreed.

I find that humorous!

10:02 AM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

I used a USB turnie to transcode a pair of American Top 40 shows on vinyl.

Easy as can be.

10:03 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

JGT - logistically, does it come across as one long track or were you able to create separate tracks for the individual tunes? Inquiring minds (well, this one at least) want to know.

10:12 AM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

I thought vinyl was cheap leather imitation upolsthery for cars?

10:14 AM  
Blogger wartiger said...

eddie- very informative man..thanks..

10:15 AM  
Blogger j-z said...

Jumping on the HS football bandwagon from last night, Prattville will be playing Foley this year during the regular season. That should be one of the premier HS football matchups in the lower half of the state this year.

For those Mobile area Hotties, go check it out.

Here's Prattville's schedule if anyone is interested.
2009 schedule

Aug. 28 - North Gwinnett (Atlanta, Georgia Dome, TBA)

Sept. 3 - at Robert E. Lee (Cramton Bowl) 7 p.m.

Sept. 11 - at Benjamin Russell 7 p.m.

Sept. 18 - at Wetumpka 7 p.m.

Sept. 25 - Don Bosco (N.J.) Prep 7 p.m.

Oct. 2 -- Jeff Davis (HC) 7 p.m.

Oct. 9 - Stanhope Elmore 7 p.m.

Oct. 16 - Sidney Lanier (senior night) 7 p.m.

Oct. 23 - at Foley 7 p.m.

Oct. 30 -- at Central Tuscaloosa 7 p.m.

10:26 AM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

I was able to splice the one, long straight-from-LP track into shorter tracks for each song.

That made me a bit of an outcast in the AT40 community. They prefer their shows to be one track. I think that's silly.

10:34 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

JZ - North Gwinnett is considered somewhat of a powerhouse around here (it's around 15 miles or so from me). Curiously, I don't often hear them mentioning the butt-whoopin they received from PHS year before last. Any talk I did hear about it only referred to it as an exhibition game.

10:36 AM  
Blogger j-z said...

That butt whoopin should have been a lot worse. Now that Sam Gibson is more familiar with the offense, I expect good things.

10:38 AM  
Blogger Will said...

JZ, is Foley supposed to be good next yr? They have lost a ton of talent in the past two years.

10:49 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

Wait a minute, wait a minute, WAIT A MINUTE!!! There's an AT40 Community? Not only that, but they can shun people? On this topic I can only quote the great American actor Chevy Chase when he said; "This is crazy, this is crazy, this is crazy."

10:58 AM  
Blogger j-z said...

Will,

Not 100% sure, but their coach learned from some of the best about how to "recruit" in HS. I think they will be in the top 3 in South AL next year.

11:40 AM  
Blogger Eddie McCoy said...

Nothing to see here, please move on.

1:00 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Even though he wasn't the last one to post, can I still consider Will the thread killer here?

1:03 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

Yes you can. The last thread has his name in it

1:06 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I have very few 45rpm to convert, so cheaper to let a professional do it than buy a USB turntable, plus I'll get much better quality than if I did it myself and I won't be as tempted to use these keys (%$&^*@*#).

Right off the top of my head I only think of 3
You'll Love Again by Hotel (waiting for it to arrive in the mail) and 2 I hope can find, one of which is a 1950s War Eagle with Give 'em hell on the A side and Hit 'em high on the B side, or vice versa)

1:09 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

please ignore the last )

1:13 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

norm, ehyou et al

the fellow in Lawrenceville says this month it's 2 for 1 price on transferring vinyl to CD

1:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does the Barn have enough depth at Deep Snapper?

Maybe Chiznik should sign a couple more.

Meanwhile, Saban and co. will clear more room on the trophy shelf.

Roll Tide!

Have a great day!

1:18 PM  
Blogger michael said...

I pretty good at doing wicky wicky wack stuff on turn tables.

1:18 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

I hear there's plenty of room on the Tahd's shelf considering they haven't brought home any major hardware since '99.

1:21 PM  
Blogger Will said...

Michael, I will take credit for killing that thread. It was clear that the lack of interest in my question cleared this room like a fart.

I move that instead of using the word "killed" when a thread dies, we start saying is has been "Willed".

1:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Sean,

Got 12?

1:26 PM  
Blogger digger4au said...

Sorry Will but you are an amature at threadkill.
Say it has been digged or dug or planted

1:27 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Seconded.

1:27 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

harrison...
Did you really go to Jamaica? If so how was it?

1:28 PM  
Blogger michael said...

To answer your question Will, Foley will suck next year.

And don't bash Will's thread killing capability. He has been killing threads since before the first furlough. I am all for saying someone "Willed" a thread.

1:30 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

So since this thread is dead does that mean we get a new one?

1:32 PM  
Blogger Eddie McCoy said...

Cobra- Got probation. I hear the Tide is busy at work buying players again. Should be an interesting time comming up for the bama nation.

1:33 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Eddie, don't worry bout the Shark, he comes along dumps his lame and tired material and then skedaddles...as far as the 12 thing goes, I was born in '84, they won a championship in 92 when I was 8 and that's pretty much it. I won't lose sleep over the number 12.

1:35 PM  
Blogger digger4au said...

chael
since I am new here i yield to Will and do it gracefully.

1:37 PM  
Blogger Eddie McCoy said...

Sean- I know, I originally helped get this trash off this board when he went by Cobra. Typical fan for that camp. FSJ is the exception in my opinion, not the rule.

1:37 PM  
Blogger digger4au said...

Micheal ....don'r know what happened
I have invisible ink in this typewriter

1:38 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Wow, I really didn't think I would see a Bambi dumb enought to post got 12 in here. The posters we get usually tend to be much more mature. To each his own, I suppose.

1:44 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

ehyou- yeah we went last week. It was warm, filled with alcohol, food and lounging around. Prob gained 5-10 lbs

1:50 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Slap Chop!

1:57 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Digger - (I started to shorten your name like you shortened mine, but then realized that it could be mistaken for another word I don't want to be accused of saying) I am sure you are a wonderful thread killer too. Why don't we start a competition that lasts until the end of June and keep up with who kills the most threads? There are a lot of bragging rights at stake. Scottie B will even provide a HABOTN T for the winner. Hooray!

2:14 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

and Jay G will write a story about it on the front page of the paper. even better!

2:17 PM  
Blogger Will said...

I am extremely dull, non-creative, and only slighty funny on my best day (this might be a stretch). Digger, you will have to work hard to turn people off the way I do.

2:19 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Will is already trash talking about how boring he is. Somebody gonna step up and try to serve him?!

2:20 PM  
Blogger Will said...

Michael, I am so boring that if someone did serve I would prob just sit here in front of my computer and try to think of witty retorts...but never submit any of them.

2:23 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

Will is so boring his 2 year old daughter askes me to take her to the zoo

2:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would delete my retorts.

Just saying...

2:28 PM  
Blogger michael said...

As much as I like Will getting piled on, I was thinking something more like someone else saying, "Oh, you think you're boring? YOU THINK YOU'RE BORING??!! Son, I am so boring, they make albums of me screaming my thoughts and sell them to day spas to play in lieu of the atmospheric new age music! You just got served!"

2:29 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I've been struck by Willitis on more than one occasion. Fortunately, it's not as deadly to the human host as it is to the thread.

2:31 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

nah. I am in no way boring. Ask my psychiatrist.

2:31 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I'm so boring to be around that people prefer watching paint dry.

I'm so boring I've never been on the HABOTN front page.

Not trying to be funny. Just stating facts.

2:34 PM  
Blogger Will said...

My quote that made it to the front page was so boring that JG forgot about it. It stayed there for like a month and grew mold and spiderwebs on it. It was like that tupperware thing with leftover something in the back of your fridge that you keep hoping your wife will throw out one day so you don't have to see it or smell it.

2:42 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

before I married an Auburn girl, I once had leftover "stuff" in a crock pot on the counter for several months. It was like a jungle in there.

2:45 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Hotties,

I've got to go pack for a drive to D.C. tonight after Mrs THT gets home from work. I'll stand in the closet and stare at clothes until Mrs THT gets home since I never know what I'm supposed to wear (unless I can get by on jeans and t-shirts which, unfortunately, does not apply to this trip).

WARRRRRRR EAGLE!!!!

2:49 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

Chocolate Scotty and I once helped grow a "thing" in a 2 liter coke bottle in a friend's rec room. We named it Grover, I think. Someone made the mistake of opening it after about 18 months. It was kind of like a stinky sandblaster.

3:09 PM  
Blogger michael said...

I once traveled to Transylvania and created life out of a dead body using electricity and chemicals. The thing turned out to be a monster and went around killing people and stuff. It was crazy.

3:24 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

First, it was McGough GMC, which was formerly Capitol Motor Co., Montgomery's oldest automobile dealership.

Now, it's Victory Chrysler Jeep Dodge in Prattville.

Sad times.

3:24 PM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

j-z, your memory is scary. Yes, releasing Grover was a mistake, but at least it was released in the room where created. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, funk to funk.

3:35 PM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

What do you call it when you combine two quotes? I think I just did that with the Good Book and David Bowie.

3:37 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

duoquotitude

3:39 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

I want Rudy to dress in my place.

3:39 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Seems like everyone here except for me has a real life friend who is also on the board. Maybe I should start posting as another guy pretending to be my friend.

Also, this video here shows some clips of that stuff I did in Transylvania:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqsRFKe3YMA

3:40 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Boxhead - I don't think you can pull off the alter-ego/fake friend feat. Go ahead and try it, this could be fun.

3:44 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

michael - you can't claim that distinction all by yoself. I can state unequivocally that I have never met a Hottie, except for my wife who doesn't post on Habotn.

3:45 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I'm out of the closet and no, my clothes are not packed.

3:45 PM  
Blogger wartiger said...

just got back from watching Star Trek..excellent movie..I'm not a full blown trekie...I'm more of a next generation fan but I gotta say that movie was a ton of fun...

3:46 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

We need to start a no-friend club that only we can be members of. Would that be cool or pathetic?

3:46 PM  
Blogger wartiger said...

micheal- i haven't met the first Hottie either..

3:49 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

michael...
That was the scariest video I've ever seen, hands down. I liked the acid-like effects about half way through.

Jan Terri is either so cool she's lame or so lame she's cool, I can't figure out which.

3:54 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

I've met every one of you. And anyone who claims differently is a liar.

3:55 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

michael doesn't have any real life friends. I have at least 8. Good thing you have the internets buddy

3:59 PM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

Didn't know I knew anybody until I posted for the first time.

Michael - thanks to you, I just watched my first Jan Terri video (actually, parts of two, as I recognized the one that your avatar comes from). Man, have I ever been missing out!

3:59 PM  
Blogger michael said...

I need to remember to post a Jan Terri video every couple of months for the sake of the newest hotties. She is a treasure.

And Harrison, I consider the internets to be real life, so in that sense, I do have many real life buddies. It's all about perspective. You know, like that movie The Matrix. If you think it is real, isn't that as good as being real?

And Norm, I actually do have an alter ego already on facebook, so I am fairly certain I can pull off one here too. My alter ego is even a member of the HABOTN facebook group for good measure.

4:04 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

I knew who J-Z and GaTiger were when they got on here.

WTC and I had been acquaintanced with each other when he asked me one day if I was Jet.

The rest of you are a mystery.

4:08 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

Like how I think Bigfoot is real and there is a planet full of bigfoots uhhh bigfeet or whatever and they drive the ufo's around

4:09 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Boxhead - if your FB alter ego is anything like your blog, I'm sure it's quite entertaining.

4:11 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Funny stuffBe sure to check out "The Wonder Years" under "Top Posts"

4:14 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Harrison, that world sounds awesome. I think I am moving my mind there for the next few minutes.

And my alter facebook ego is somewhat neglected, as I haven't signed up with him in a long time. I used him to creep out some of my friends back in the day at college. He also ran for president one time.

4:17 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

you were Ross Perot?

4:20 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

ehyou- i saw that pic yesterday. Maybe the weirdest picture I have ever seen in my life

4:20 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Yes. I am Ross Perot.

4:25 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

I think that was the only presidential race I was interested in because Per, er I mean you were so funny

4:28 PM  
Blogger wartiger said...

300

4:29 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Thank you. I really created the Ross Perot persona in the anticipation that I could pose as someone else on a social networking site one day, but providing a few people with happiness during that presidential race was a nice side effect.

4:40 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Willed thread?

4:59 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Thread Code Blue! STAT!

5:01 PM  
Blogger Wakeriderof87 said...

THT, you should probably be careful throwing around statements like "I am out of the closet".

5:09 PM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

Michael, the Ross Perot impersonation is all the more impressive considering that you apparently pulled it off at age 13. Or maybe it's more impressive that Ross Perot is currently pulling off an impersonation of Michael and he's 78.

5:10 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Sheer brilliance, H. Ross -- I mean, Michael.

Sheer brilliance.

5:16 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

well, Mrs THT got home a short while ago and she went back in the closet with me. Now I am officially packed for the trip and we should be OTDAOTR by 7pm...which means it will be 7:15 pm. Hopefully the traffic in D.C. will be manageable when we arrive around midnight.

Don't know how much HABOTN time I'll have, so here's wishing all the HOTTIES a fabulous remainder of the week.

5:32 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

and for tomorrow night, my last chance to say it before next season, GO PENS!!!!

5:33 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Jet - I think you may have hit on Michael's other alter ego with your 'sheer brilliance' remark. Yep, you guessed it, our Michael/Boxhead is aka on Wile E. Coyote. The problem here as I see it is that wareaglerk seems to be mounting a takeover of the identity. Hostile? I don't know.

6:09 PM  
Blogger digger4au said...

Challenged!!! You got to be kidding. You young whippersappers don't know nutten about threadkilling. In my younger days I threaded 100 needles all in a row at one toss. It got so hot the thread melted in 13 nanoceconds. I may me old but I am slow. So belly up Willie and the boys, beer for the hosses and whiskie for the men.

6:17 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Digger, I can sure dig on some Willie over here.

6:30 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I am a creative frame of mind and I thought I would put out an idea for those of you more talented than I. You remember the real men of genius commercials? Someone needs to do a parity with Tony Franklin as the subject.

6:33 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

In the twilight, oh, I see her.

6:34 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

On short notice ...

REAL MEN OF GENIUS

We salute you, Mr. Dumb@$$ Offensive Coordinator

(Mr. Dumb@$$ Offensive Coordinator)

You take one of the decade's most productive offenses and turn it to rubble over night.

(I've got a System)

You make offensive linemen stand around like they've got to pee

(I really gotta go like a Meercat)

At least you're always willing to take the blame

(Mea Culpa)

One thing's for sure, you've proven that any Dumb@$$ can be an offensive coordinator

(Mr. Dumb@$$ Offensive Coordinator!)

6:38 PM  
Blogger wartiger said...

jet-you are a god amongst insects man..don't ever let anybody tell you different..great stuff man!! HAHAHA

6:41 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Jet - another excellent work from you.

6:42 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Digger - and anyone else interested, if you haven't already checked it out and you're a Willie fan, get Willie with Wynton Marsalis "Two Men With the Blues". Excellent.

6:43 PM  
Blogger digger4au said...

Thanks gatiger I have heard that one and it is really good. I will check it out on itunes.

7:39 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

gatiger...
Once again you show profound taste in music. That is one excellent album.

Night Life

7:55 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

The other Willie albums that frequent my CD player:

Red Headed Stranger - It's like watching a movie, only with music

Stardust - It's like listening to Frank Sinatra, only better

8:06 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Wilie's Stardust was the first album that was my parents' that I swiped. Even as a teen-ager I knew Willie could croon.

8:09 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

ehyou - agreed. Agreed on my profound taste and agreed on the Willie albums you mentioned. I've seen him a time or two in concert. Once under the train shed in the Gump which was pretty cool. I also saw David Allan Coe under the shed. I don't think any other performers could have been more appropriate for the location with trains going by...definitely cool.

8:16 PM  
Blogger ADP said...

Jet is my hero.

8:16 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

you boys have been very creative today

8:19 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Norm - that TFLN link you sent me was flippin hilarious.

8:21 PM  
Blogger AUfan said...

How about some "Poncho and Lefty" from Willie and Merle Haggard? That has always been one of my favorites.

8:27 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

depressed...
That song tells a story in your head. The sign of a good song.

8:28 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Mon - I can't take credit. Each link had previously been shared here. TFLN was actually from our gracious host.

8:28 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

How about "Seven Spanish Angels?"

8:30 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Do you mean the ones that were prayin' for their lovers.

Speaking of, I saw Ray Charles at The Davis Theater from second row center. Unfortunately, he didn't see me.

8:31 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

You were the first to put my eyes on it so you get the credit from me. The end.

8:37 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Oh boy, the possibilities with that comment give me a headache.

8:38 PM  
Blogger AUfan said...

"Seven Spanish Angels" is another great one. Man, Willie has really put out some great stuff over the years.

8:38 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

oh my gosh, that's too funny gatiger....

that's what she said

8:41 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

ehyou - let's not forget the years he spent writing before he went into the recording studio himself. Genius.

8:42 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

pervs

8:43 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

you make me proud

8:43 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

With that dear Hotties, I bid you good night. I need my beauty rest or something.

8:43 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

writing, yes...

"yesterday's wine" that Merle and George recorded is one of my favorites

8:44 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Mon...
Sorry, it was very funny.

8:45 PM  
Blogger digger4au said...

Wind beneath my wings is one of my favorite

8:46 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

I have wind beneath my wings when I eat Mexican.

8:47 PM  
Blogger digger4au said...

But you don't light your Zippo at that time....do you?

8:51 PM  
Blogger AUfan said...

I'm not much into new country music, but the video for "Beer for my Horses" with Willie and Toby Keith is pretty entertaining for a Willie Nelson fan.

8:52 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Dig - Don't encourage him.

8:54 PM  
Blogger digger4au said...

OK Mon but he asked for it

8:55 PM  
Blogger ADP said...

True or False ... Willie Nelson wrote "Crazy" recorded by Patsy Cline.

No cheating = no google.

8:56 PM  
Blogger digger4au said...

I would say yes but he wrote so many I am not sure.

8:58 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

Willie has inhaled some really good stuff over the years too. "Crazy", as recorded by Patsy Cline is one of the finest ballads ever recorded.

Back to a football note...Coach Trooper Taylor will be the speaker at the Autauga County Auburn Club's spring get together on May 28th. Aubie will be there as well for the kids. The shindig will be held at The Legends. Lemme know if you are interested in going and I'll get you the details.

8:58 PM  
Blogger AUfan said...

Phred, I'll say true, but I really have no clue. Would love to hear the story if it is true.

8:59 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

I was typing my last post while you were posting your questions. Yes...Willie wrote "Crazy."

9:02 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Jet is holding out on you all. That's all I'm saying.

9:06 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

Is he lighting farts on webcam again?

9:07 PM  
Blogger ADP said...

j-z is correct. Willie wrote songs (sucessfully) for 15 years or so before he ever thought about recording his own album. The guy has been in the music business for 50 plus years.

9:07 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

http://www.autaugacountyauburnclub.com/content/view/19/2/


I'm too lazy to html tonight.

9:07 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

damn...it cut my link off. Trust me when I say it was a really good one.

9:09 PM  
Blogger digger4au said...

Funny bacca must be good for you he has smoked at least 2000 lbs.

9:09 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

jz...
It says we're not authorized to view.

9:09 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

How much have you smoked, Dig?

9:10 PM  
Blogger digger4au said...

two reeds and it did nothing for me so I never did it again.

9:11 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

http://www.autaugacountyauburnclub.com/
content/view/19/2/

Try that without the gap in it.

9:12 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

digger...
If it did nothing, then you were smoking the wrong reeds.

9:12 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

MORE REAL MEN OF GENIUS

We salute you, Mr. Salsa Shark, ex-Cobra Commander

(Mr. Salsa Shark, ex-Cobra Commander)

Like herpes, you never really go away.

(Herpes is forever)

Your UAT smack is more stereotypical than a redneck Southern sheriff

(Goo, goo Roscoe P. Coltrane)

One thing's for sure ... Jaws 3 is no longer the most useless Shark sequel.

(Mr. Salsa Shark, ex-Cobra Commander)

9:13 PM  
Blogger digger4au said...

Well it might have been bad sruff a blonde gave it to me.

9:13 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Trooper, my man!!

9:13 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

JET JET JET JET

You da man, Jetalicious!

9:14 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

i'm just over here warming myself

9:14 PM  
Blogger digger4au said...

Good stuff Brother Jet

9:15 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

dam blondes

9:15 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

The one time I wish Cobra was here.....

9:16 PM  
Blogger digger4au said...

I should have been suspicious when it was free.
She was free also but I passed.

9:17 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

lol exactly ehyou

9:17 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

DOM

9:17 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

G'Night all. Till tomorrow.

War Eagle.

I hate Bama!!!!!

9:18 PM  
Blogger digger4au said...

This was a loooooooooooooooong time ago I will deny it to the bitter end.

9:18 PM  
Blogger digger4au said...

It's May got to go take my semi annual bath. Good night and have a good one.

9:21 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

I'll have to remember to schedule our next meeting during May. :-)

9:22 PM  
Blogger digger4au said...

Well June ain't too bad. giggle

9:23 PM  
Blogger Wakeriderof87 said...

Sad that I missed some quality Willie discussion. He has written and recorded SOO many great songs. Some favorites that weren't mentioned are Georgia on My Mind, On the Road Again, Angel Flying too close to the Ground and Good Hearted Woman, City of New Orleans and My Heroes Have Always Been Cowboys.

Of course I could name 10 more songs that I like just as much as those.

9:26 PM  
Blogger Wakeriderof87 said...

Oh yeah, and great work on the Real Men of Genious (or dumbassery) Jet.

9:27 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

although Willie didn't write or even do the original version of City of New Orleans...

9:32 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

In 1814, we took a little trip. Along with Col. Jackson, down the Mighty Mississip.

We took a little bacon, and we took a little beans, and we fought the bloody British in the town of New Orleans.

9:34 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

well we fired up the something and the british kept a coming
along the mississippi to the gulf of mexico
we fired one more and they began arunnin
something something something
as there was a while ago

9:36 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

We fired our guns, but the British kept a-comin'
Not as quite as many as there was a while ago.

Fired once more, and they began a-runnin'
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

9:40 PM  
Blogger AUfan said...

OK, if this continues, I will have to go fire up my Jerry Clower cassette tapes. To think I used to laugh at my parents for listening to these great old songs.

9:44 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

yeah, but mine wasn't half bad for a quickie attempt

9:44 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

i think you just called us old

9:45 PM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

Yeah, they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles
And they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn't go.
They ran so fast that the hounds couldn't catch 'em
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico

9:45 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

NICE My Tommy!

9:48 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Love em or hate em, you have to admit that Celtic Pride is real. Something about putting on the Green and White that causes a team to play beyond their talent.

9:48 PM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

tyvm Mon!!
~mytommyd

9:49 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

how about indifference

9:49 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

you'll always be mytommy to me

;-)

9:50 PM  
Blogger AUfan said...

Monica, I would never insult you like that. I can remember listening to some of these songs on my parents' vinyl records. It just took me a while to learn to appreciate them.

9:51 PM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

I think it's funny that Jay still has me as that on the front. I kinda hope he doesn't change it. Then I'll spend my time going back and forth between monikers

9:53 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

I know you wouldn't, Depressed, honey.

9:54 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

there's another moniker in your life???

I'm wounded.

9:54 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Neither the Celtics or Magic have much of a chance against Cleveland, in my opinion FSJ. But yheah, Celtics have shown guts this playoffs

9:55 PM  
Blogger JgobravesHAG said...

We got a drought

9:57 PM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

No ma'am that's just another accent I happen to use. You are the one and ONLY Moniker, I mean Monica.

9:57 PM  
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