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11.16.2009

Demond Washington collects

Hey everyone. Your favorite return man has been named the SEC's Special Teams Player of the Week.

Here is the bulletin straight from SEC headquarters, though his hometown (Tallassee) has been shanked:

DEMOND WASHINGTON

Defensive Back/Return Specialist
5-9 • 185 • Junior
Tallassee, Fla. (HS/Miss. Gulf Coast CC)

• Washington accounted for a school record 202 kickoff return yards and 229 total return yards for Auburn in a 31-24 loss at Georgia.

• Following a Georgia TD early in the fourth quarter, Washington returned the ensuing kickoff 99 yards for a touchdown to tie the score at 24-24. The return was the sixth longest in school history.

• The 202 kickoff return yards and the 229 total return yards were both the fourth most in SEC single-game history.

• His 40.4 kickoff return average (5 KOR) is the second-best in SEC history for a single game (min. 4 returns).

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Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Substantial HATE

12:09 PM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

Substantial HATE x 2

12:10 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

So who is faster FAH or Washington?

12:10 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Mr Tate - thanks for that excellent update on the well-deserving Demond.

Btw, is the Tallassee Inn, or whatever it's called, still serving those yummy lunches? Or did that place close decades ago?

12:11 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

WERK - I would definitely say Demond is faster, no doubt.

12:11 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Jay, when you said "New thread up", I was sure it was for the Jan Terri announcement I mentioned in the last thread.

12:12 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Hotel Talisi - is that it?

12:13 PM  
Blogger scottieus etheridge said...

I HATE THIS THREAD!

j/k. i just got carried away.

12:18 PM  
Blogger Eddie said...

Sorry, no Hate in me still.

Peace, Beat Bama!

12:20 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I love me some Demond and I hate me some UA-T.

I would love me some fried chicken from Hotel Talisi right about now. I'm hungry.

12:20 PM  
Blogger scottieus etheridge said...

i had leftover Papa John's for lunch. petter ingredients, better pizza. yummy.

12:21 PM  
Blogger Eddie- Peace to All said...

I'm ready for a free weekend!!!!! :)

12:24 PM  
Blogger Eddie- Peace to All said...

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12:26 PM  
Blogger Eddie- Peace to All said...

Over the weekend, my Wife did make an astute observation. After checking out all the UGA sorority girls, she said she now understands why they all bark over there.

12:26 PM  
Blogger scottieus HATES bama! said...

nice Eddie. yeah, one thing that Athens has over such places like Auburn, Knoxville, etc. is the availability of 'skanky' black and red clothing. you just can't find a lot of hoochie outfits in Auburn orange. they have NO problem with that in Athens.

12:31 PM  
Blogger Dear Leader said...

I just watched a YOUTIBE of Demond as a running back at GCCC .

This guy has some talent

12:46 PM  
Blogger Kathy said...

Scottie B, there was an inebriated Auburn girl sitting behind us that was wearing a guys white button-up shirt for a dress, and she didn't button many of the buttons! She was wearing orange panties! I'm sure her mother would have been appalled!

12:47 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

JGT - do you get to chill for a few days this week, or does Gannett burden you with other duties?

12:47 PM  
Blogger Hoopie said...

Eddie ...you are in dire need to attend the 3 day hate revival in the Gump as aforementioned by the one of the longest standing Hotties ...Phred.

If you can only spare 1 day? I'll personally sponser a day driving trip to take you from Piedmont, Al over to and up the length of Sand Mountain. We'll stop at numerous convenience and bait stores, just to get you reacquainted with the most inbred, ignorant, self-induced arrogant, trailer-dwelling CFB fan base in the USA. If that doesn't fan the flames of hate, then we'll have to discuss more serious measures ....take you to West Vance.

12:49 PM  
Blogger scottieus HATES bama! said...

Kathy....wow.

12:52 PM  
Blogger Dear Leader said...

scottieus HATES bama!
is that

wow I am shocked

or WOW where was I ...

12:53 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Hoopie,

I think that would do it. However we all like Eddie and wouldn't want him to go on a killing spree that a trip like that would cause.

12:54 PM  
Blogger scottieus HATES bama! said...

DL, that was a 50/50 wow. :)

12:55 PM  
Blogger IV said...

THT,

The last time I was in Tallasee, the Hotel Talisi was still going strong. Sensi could confirm that for you.

12:57 PM  
Blogger IV said...

Proud of Demond for his contributions toward our having a decent KO return man.

12:57 PM  
Blogger Bro. Jet, The Minister of Hate said...

BRO. JET'S TENT REVIVAL ... SERMONS OF HATE JUST FOR THE HOTTIES ...

You Can't Spell Squat Without UAT -- Text: The Book of Tidwell

A Little Child Shall Lead Them -- Text: The Book of Tre'

The Feet Of Those Who Blocked the First Punt Are Outside the Door -- Text: The Books of 1 and 2 Newton

Sully Wept, Then Beasley Arose/A Modern Day Lazarus -- Text: The Book of Shug

12:59 PM  
Blogger chip chip said...

hatin' bammer. i'm in!

my bammer hate level is at defcon plaid!

1:02 PM  
Blogger IV said...

I am getting more and more interested in this next recruiting class as the season draws to an end. As I stated yesterday, I can't decide if this year will be good or bad for recruiting. On one hand, a recruit can say Auburn is a place I can go and get early playing time. Then again, a recruit could say, "I don't want to go to a school that is not quite ready to compete for conference and National championships. Does anyone have thoughts on the subject?

1:02 PM  
Blogger chip chip said...

has everyone forgot dw doinked one off his shoulder pads and was lucky it went out of bounds?

1:03 PM  
Blogger Eddie- Peace to All said...

Trust me, I can get my fair share of typical bamers when I roll into Stevenson, AL duck hunting and eating lunch at either the only pizza joint or Jacks. They are typically idiotic. I get that. If Hate equated into wins, I would be with you guys. Since I have been on this blog posting, I have hated my best for 3 games, even went on a trail of Hate and we have lost all 3. Sorry, Hate ends for now. Peace to our brothers in West Vance.

Beat Bama!

1:03 PM  
Blogger Hoopie said...

Chip ....evidently the SEC didn't see that film clip.

1:04 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

I'm a bammer and I am lovable...

1:06 PM  
Blogger Eddie- Peace to All said...

FSJ- Peace to you, may your team lose!

1:07 PM  
Blogger Hoopie said...

Looking at the replay last night, DW had a pretty good hole to run through and gain speed. One mightily maligned Tommy Trott threw a great block to open the hole.

1:07 PM  
Blogger Bro. Jet, The Minister of Hate said...

FSJ ...

For the next 11 days, consider yourself actively unloved. Anything beyond that we'll take under advisement.

Repent of your sin, and we can talk.

1:09 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

SEC credited DW with a possession saving swat of the ball out of bounds on that play. Another feather in his helmet.

1:09 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Did Chizik say on the Auburn review that AU would have gone for two had they scored?

1:10 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

but UAT is unlovable. Period.

1:10 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

FSJ - so they say. Big deal. If I had been given $10 million when I got out of bed this morning, I wouldn't have gone to work.

1:11 PM  
Blogger chip chip said...

we are getting top recruits recruiting for AU this year which happened some before, but not to this extent. the high profile guys tubs stayed in the mix for until the end chose to go elsewhere the last 2-3 years leaving him taking a ppl or derek winter on signing day. our new coaches also have connections outside MS, AL, GA, FL & LA so the talent pool it bigger than previous years. i expect us to work TX and the CA juco ranks pretty good the next few years. we should be very optimistic if they recruit like this for the next few years. if we get the two GA dlinemen we are after, and the safety from TX and seastrunk and/or lattimore. you are looking at a top 5 class or better.

right now, AU has commits from the top players in each of these states: AR, MS, LA

seastrunk may be top in TX and lattimore is top in SC.

1:11 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

THT...

I just have a hard time believing that.

I'm guessing that you do too.

1:11 PM  
Blogger Hoopie said...

Eddie ....

Bammer Hate is pure hate and is without conditions.

Bammer Hate is hate for the sake of hate.

Bammer Hate doesn't provide rewards in wins. Bammer Hate is it's own reward.

Bammer Hate is an acknowledgement of the evil that exists in West Central Alabama.

Bammer Hate cleanes the soul to accept the good that is ...Auburn.

May the Hate be with you.

1:14 PM  
Blogger Eddie- Peace to All said...

Trott may have gotten a block on said kick off return, but there were many more missed than made in that game. I promise you that.

1:14 PM  
Blogger chip chip said...

did trott miss the bus home too?

1:15 PM  
Blogger Eddie- Peace to All said...

The irony with bama is that I know far more reasonable bama fans than georgia fans. What are the odds there?

1:15 PM  
Blogger Eddie- Peace to All said...

Chip- He held it before it left.

1:16 PM  
Blogger chip chip said...

just funnin'! i love all AU players except when they screw up. i hope he catches the winning td in two weeks.

1:16 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Trott has done a lot better this year catching the ball, but has really struggled on holding his blocks, especially on swing passes where he's gotten a RB or two killed.

1:17 PM  
Blogger chip chip said...

he blocked better in the west coast 06 & 07.

1:18 PM  
Blogger Mr. Sensible said...

"We'd love nothing more than to wreck an undefeated season, upset them when they're riding on their high horse and ranked No. 2 in the country," Trott said. "That's an exciting opportunity. That's easy to prepare for and it's going to be something special." - Tommy Trott

Uhm, please feel free to learn how to block for at least one game before you talk smack about the opponents, Tommy. Sheesh! As if they needed bulletin board material.

1:20 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Mr. Sensible...

I heard Ben Tate said something too but haven't found it.

1:20 PM  
Blogger Eddie- Peace to All said...

FSJ- To find, you must look.

1:21 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Tate said that he knew he was the best RB in the state.

1:22 PM  
Blogger Hoopie said...

Eddie ..Now I'm convinced that you need to take that drive across Sand Mountain.

If our Bro Eddie can't be cured in the next 10 days, we'll have to ask Bro Jet to pull out the Good Book, which is the ultimate authority ....Jet's Bama Hatin' Manifesto.

1:22 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

LOL...

I'm not that interested.

1:22 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

I saw a really confident almost cocky Auburn team all last week all the way through the 1st quarter of the game, then it stopped.

It seems this team might have an issue dealing with prosperity.

1:23 PM  
Blogger Kathy said...

When we were finally leaving Athens, we saw what we thought was a wreck ahead of us. As we approached, we realized it was the Auburn football buses on the side of the road. Do you think they kicked someone off the bus!!!!

1:24 PM  
Blogger Bro. Jet, The Minister of Hate said...

Hoopie ...

At 1:14, you said it all.

1:25 PM  
Blogger Eddie- Peace to All said...

Kathy- The Auburn buses will pass all the cars on the side of road or going off road if necessary. That was the best thing about riding with the team. They stop for nothing, not even traffic :)!

1:26 PM  
Blogger wtc said...

DId not read all the posts, but did anyone say why Eric Smith did not play. I thought he did, but Rivals has him listed as DID NOT PLAY and a couple of folks I spoke do remember him playing. I thought I saw him but maybe I didn't.

Anyone know anything?

1:27 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

My apologies to all Auburn fans. I thought I had on the right t-shirt Saturday night. I have learned from my mistake and it won't happen again.

War Eagle
Hate Bama
Beat Bama

1:27 PM  
Blogger Kathy said...

No Eddie, there was apparently something wrong. They were all pulled off on the side of the road, and it was the Auburn black Ford expedition leading the way. One of the buses was a little further back, so I don't know if something had happened to it. There were a lot of police there.

1:28 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

FSJ - no, I don't have any trouble believing. It's just completely irrelevant. AU didn't score, and I didn't receive a $10 million gift. So no point in it being discussed.

1:28 PM  
Blogger Eddie- Peace to All said...

WTC- I swore I saw him in the game a couple of times.

1:29 PM  
Blogger Kathy said...

wtc, I saw him in come in on one play after I had commented that he hadn't played at all.

1:30 PM  
Blogger Eddie- Peace to All said...

Kathy- It probably was a player that needed fluids. It happens from time to time that the buses will pull over to allow a trainer to either put an IV in or attend to a player that probably is cramping up badly after the game. That is more than likely what happened. The buses do not stop unless it is medical.

1:31 PM  
Blogger Hoopie said...

I saw ESmith in the game numerous times and his uni was dirtier than warmups could cause.

1:32 PM  
Blogger Bro. Jet, The Minister of Hate said...

I understand the medical issue was with Trott. The doctors thought he was having a seizure, but it was only his hands locking into holding position. After an IV and a 10 yard penalty to the back of the bus, Trott was fine and the trip home continued without further delay.

1:33 PM  
Blogger IV said...

Chip Chip,

I am in agreement with everything you said about the recruiting effort so far by these coaches and yes we have some good looking commitments. However, we don't have anyone with their names signed on the dotted line. A lot of things can happen between now and signing day. I think that I could have out recruited the Tubby bunch the last few years and I have gotten to old to do that much traveling.

1:34 PM  
Blogger Kathy said...

Jet has got his "A" game going today!

1:36 PM  
Blogger Bro. Jet, The Minister of Hate said...

Nu'Keese Richardson will have more time for armed robbery in the future as he has been booted from the UT felony, I mean, football team.

1:37 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Eric Smith played.

1:37 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

I didn't know jet had any other type of game.

1:38 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

So only one of the 3 UT players got the boot?

Nu'Keese went for 41 yards on their 1st play against us then they never went back to the wildcat.

1:38 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Except the bus with ziemba and McCain had a false start and backfired.

1:38 PM  
Blogger Bro. Jet, The Minister of Hate said...

RK ...

Edwards was booted, too. The other guy was apparently cleared. He was in the store buying an Icee when the robbery went down.

1:41 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Jet the guy who didn't get booted is going to be a great player. He's Eric Berry's replacement and I've seen him play a couple of times and that kid is good.

Wonder if that is part of the reason why he is being kept?

1:42 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

This is a grand day on the HABOTN.

1:43 PM  
Blogger Bro. Jet, The Minister of Hate said...

RK ...

Your cynicism (outside of any hate, venom, vitriol, etc., directed at UAT) is troubling.

1:44 PM  
Blogger wtc said...

OK-If he played, why on earth did we not get the ball to him?

1:46 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

I'm just glad we've reached a day where there can be a joke made about an individual player and everyone just laughs and moves on.

Despite the hate for that other school, this is a much more peaceful HABOTN.

1:46 PM  
Blogger Bro. Jet, The Minister of Hate said...

I happen to see one of the species Cousinhumperus Houndstoothicus in the wild yesterday at a rest stop near Cullman.

He looked like a local in search of a semi-clean restroom since the one at the single-wide was not functioning.

He had many of the tell-tale signs -- scrawny and mottled teeth (from the meth use), mesh UAT hat, dangling cigarette, cheesy moustache (unlike Harrison's well groomed one), greasy hair, beat up car, and more.

1:48 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

By the way for any MMA fans, UFC heavyweight champion Brock Lesnar's career might be over.

1:49 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Jet, please don't describe the odor or the home made tatoos.

1:50 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Apparently, I'm not the only Hottie swamped with work at the moment.

2:17 PM  
Blogger scottieus HATES bama! said...

busy THT, but not too busy for a set-up....

2:19 PM  
Blogger scottieus HATES bama! said...

SULLIVAN....

2:19 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

BEASLEY!!! (who won 3 out of 4 against UA-T)

2:20 PM  
Blogger Eddie- Peace to All said...

PEACE

2:20 PM  
Blogger Eddie- Peace to All said...

Beasley is best achieved without setup.

2:21 PM  
Blogger Hoopie said...

Bubba Bammer says....

Ma diddie luved the Bahr ...so I luv Bama.

Theyz winners and I pull for 'em, so I'm a winner too.

We ain't never knowed how to get to Tuskalooser or we-ud-a-done-gone to a game ayer.

We didn't have to re-coat the single-wide roof this year, so I'm getting Ingram's #22 jersey from Wal-mart for Christmas.

Weez the largest CFB fanbase in the USA..... Bammerpride

May the Hate be with you.

2:26 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

although a spontaneous BEASLEY is indeed magnificent, an outstanding setup from an outstanding Hottie is equally honorable.

2:31 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Hoopie,

Please tell me it's the WalMart jersey with the non-traditional silver.

2:33 PM  
Blogger Hoopie said...

THT ..I'm with you. Scottie's been serving 'em up nicely.

2:34 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

An assisted Beasley pads the stats for two people rather than just one.

2:34 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

There is also the Beasley Block, where someone unknowingly posts in the Beasley spot.

2:35 PM  
Blogger stupup74 said...

I'm still P.O'd about the UGA game.

2:37 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

We all are, that anger has to be turned to good. So let's focus that anger and hatred on the place it belongs...

2:38 PM  
Blogger Mr. Sensible said...

With wins over Mississippi State and South Carolina, Alabama and Florida marked back-to-back 10-win seasons this weekend as they take one step closer to another epic showdown in the SEC Championship Game December 5.

It is the first time Alabama's Nick Saban has accomplished this feat, but the 17th time the Crimson Tide have gone 10-0 in a season. The last time they notched back to back 10 win seasons was the 1991-1992 campaigns under beloved former coach Gene Stallings.

For the Gators and Urban Meyer, 10 win seasons have become a thing of the present, though Florida has notched several in it's ballyhood existence though Meyer has accomplished this feat twice at two different schools (Utah in 2003, 2004 and Florida 2008, 2009).

The SEC Championship Game will be the seventh time these two schools have faced one another for the crown and the fourth occurrence where the winner will gain a shot at a national championship via the bowl game award.

It should come as little surprise to the informed SEC football fan that this probably won't be the last time you watch Florida and Alabama play for it all at the end of the year.

Both teams are loaded with talent. Both feature coaches known as ardent recruiters and master tacticians on his side of the ball (Saban - defense, Meyer - offense). Both programs have above average facilities, fervent support from the fan base, and a boatload of momentum to boot.

Each team has a traditional late season tune up game and an in-state rivalry game to wade through before locking up for the SEC crown, but none of the obstacles in the way pose any serious threat.

The SEC is littered with "name" coaches and star players (check any NFL roster for the multiple SEC ties), but the dynasties building at Alabama and Florida are not the kind of things that are here today and gone tomorrow. The infrastructure of both programs is set up in such a way to allow both teams to dominate respective sides of the conference for the next decade.

Alabama and Florida may not meet every single year for the championship, but the conversation starts with both programs when the topic is discussed.

2:39 PM  
Blogger Hoopie said...

RK ...I haven't viewed the garments in person, but should anything else be expected?

The only authentic item for Bubba Bammer to get from UAT is confirmation that he "Got 12".

2:40 PM  
Blogger Mr. Sensible said...

Hate all you want

Ain't making a damn bit of difference

2:40 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Sensi is right. Auburn will win regardless of how much we hate as fans.

However, some theorize that hate leading up to the game will make the win all that much enjoyable.

2:42 PM  
Blogger Mr. Sensible said...

Michael - definition of missing the point with humor

2:44 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Good stuff Mr. Sensible.

2:44 PM  
Blogger Mr. Sensible said...

kudos, btw

2:44 PM  
Blogger Mr. Sensible said...

Thanks, FSJ

2:44 PM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

New Eddie - "Peace" movement

Old Eddie - Daily "FU"

I recommend that you go say "FU" to as many Bammers as you can find, but do it in a very peaceful, hippie-like voice. That way, everyone is happy.

2:45 PM  
Blogger Eddie- Peace to All said...

Michael- And if you hate too much and lose, it makes it all that much more miserable :)!

2:46 PM  
Blogger Hoopie said...

Sensi ....never underestimate the UAT ability to turn on itself. UAT has given Saban uber-authority and he has steam-rolled some folks. As soon as Saban slips a bit they'll be eating their own again.

2:47 PM  
Blogger Eddie- Peace to All said...

Raise your hands if you are a victim of hate.....


...Hate is not the way. Focus and execution is!

2:48 PM  
Blogger Eddie- Peace to All said...

Rollison Express 2010....That's what i'm talking about. That ride will be fun.

2:49 PM  
Blogger scottieus HATES bama! said...

*Scottie sitting alone in office with hand raised.*

2:50 PM  
Blogger Hoopie said...

There is no rational relationship between hating and winning.

Fans hate ....or not.

Players and coaches win or lose.

For further clarification on Bammer Hate, refer to my 1:14 pm post.

2:51 PM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

We get to execute some Bammers? I had no idea there was a way to do that peacefully. Tell me more...

2:51 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Hoopie,

Saban keeps this up and he will own the university.

I don't think a single person here or any rational person on the Alabama boards or blogs thought that he would turn it around as quickly and drastically as he has in Tuscaloosa.

It should give Auburn fans hope.

2:51 PM  
Blogger Mr. Sensible said...

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2:52 PM  
Blogger Eddie- Peace to All said...

See, Scottie, I just feel betrayed by Hate. I refuse to let it get me again. I dislike those people from Tuscaloosa with the upmost, but the good book tells me to love my neighbor, so I will. The good book does not tell me to not beat thy neighbor in football, which is what I hope we do!

2:52 PM  
Blogger Mr. Sensible said...

FSJ,

Are you ACTUALLY saying Chizik=Saban in terms of turning a program around?

If so, time for your pills, man.

2:54 PM  
Blogger Reynolds said...

Nick Saban drinks de-caffeinated coffee.

2:54 PM  
Blogger Reynolds said...

Nick Saban drives a Toyota Prius.

2:55 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Nick Saban eats kittens.

2:55 PM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

Remember back in the day, when Eddie and Sensi were fun? Okay, maybe not Sensi...;)

2:55 PM  
Blogger scottieus HATES bama! said...

do we have any hotties in Missouri that will be live-blogging the AU @ Missouri State basketball game tonite? anyone....? no....?

2:56 PM  
Blogger Reynolds said...

Nick Saban loves the movie "Steel Magnolias." And cries while watching.

Loudly.

2:56 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=24419

Hate hate hate hate

2:56 PM  
Blogger Reynolds said...

Nick Saban wears white tennis shoes with velcro straps.

2:57 PM  
Blogger Mr. Sensible said...

Damn, now Choco hates me too.

;-)

2:57 PM  
Blogger Reynolds said...

Nick Saban actually believes Global Warming is real.

2:57 PM  
Blogger Eddie- Peace to All said...

Scott C- I'm taking one for the team here. Hopefully it will work and I will be dubbed genius :).

2:57 PM  
Blogger Hoopie said...

Eddie---When in the 11th grade, I was an arrogant Bammer. I got suspended from school for stealing and tearing up a "Punt Bama Punt" bumper sticker on the Monday after the Iron Bowl. Our English teacher allowed the only AU fan in class to place the bumper sticker on the chalk tray and it was too much to handle.

Embrace the love at AU. Keep hate for UAT alive.

2:58 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Not saying that at all Mr. Sensible.

I am saying that with the right coach (time will tell on Chizik) that a program can be turned around in a hurry.

2:58 PM  
Blogger Reynolds said...

Nick Saban actually reads his Hallmark birthday cards.

2:58 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Reynolds...where you been man?

2:58 PM  
Blogger Reynolds said...

Nick Saban cannot see over the counter at McDonald's..

2:58 PM  
Blogger Mr. Sensible said...

It's cool, FSJ.

Anyways, who's ready for recruiting and spring football?

2:59 PM  
Blogger michael said...

When Nick Saban was 16, he snuck into the barn to make out with this girl he was supposed to meet there. After an hour, he turned on a light and realized the girl wasn't there, and he was actually making out with a goat. He turned the light off and continued making out with the goat for another two hours.

2:59 PM  
Blogger scottieus HATES bama! said...

Hoopie, i'm glad you're on our side now. blessed be that cleansing power!

2:59 PM  
Blogger Reynolds said...

FSJ,

Just enjoying this fine season...and staying warm with all this radiant HATE!!!

3:00 PM  
Blogger Hoopie said...

$aban is a public farter.

3:00 PM  
Blogger Reynolds said...

Nick Saban likes to cuddle afterwards.

3:01 PM  
Blogger Reynolds said...

Nick Saban loves Skittles.

3:01 PM  
Blogger michael said...

I remember some non-regular last year made a post after the bama game about how you reap what you sow and the Bible says not to hate and we were all bad people for our Alabama antics.

I mean, I hate bama, but I don't hate (pretend "hate is in italics this time. I don't feel like looking it up) bama. Kind of like how I love Cinnamon Toast Crunch, but I don't love (in italics) Cinnamon Toast Crunch. It's just all in good fun, not serious. Like when I kidnapped Nick Saban's dog and entered it into a dog fighting match. It's not like it was a people fighting match or something.

3:02 PM  
Blogger Reynolds said...

Nick Saban colors inside the lines.

3:02 PM  
Blogger Hoopie said...

FSJ ...just to be serious for a moment. In todays fast-changing, media exaggerated, info influenced world... yes things can turn around very fast, for the good or bad.

danggit ....gotta go work.

3:02 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Gene Chizik loves the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse...

Of course I do too.

3:03 PM  
Blogger Reynolds said...

Nick Saban hangs a "dream catcher" from the rearview mirror of his hybrid.

3:04 PM  
Blogger scottieus HATES bama! said...

hey, don't diss the Disney Channel. my wife my stalk you out!

3:04 PM  
Blogger Reynolds said...

Nick Saban loves him some Fraggle Rock.

3:05 PM  
Blogger Reynolds said...

So, seriously...

WHO WILL BE IN AUBURN FOR THE IRON BOWL?

Just curious..

3:06 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

No worries scottie...

If Abbie isn't watching Mickey Mouse, she's watching that crazy Yo Gabba Gabba stuff.

3:06 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

I will Reynolds.

3:06 PM  
Blogger Hoopie said...

One more thing, has anyone read this article from Ray Ratto in the SF Chronicle describing the Carroll/Harbaugh non-handshake after the USC-Stanford game? This guy is hilarious.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/11/14/SPM01AKL8P.DTL

3:08 PM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

I will be there. I hope Auburn's offense and defense choose to join me.

3:08 PM  
Blogger scottieus HATES bama! said...

oh, i'm there....and full of HATE!

i'm giving this HATE all i've got.

"It's more blessed to HATE than to receive."

3:12 PM  
Blogger Reynolds said...

Guys, don't be gloomy about the pending contest with Abbalama (yes, Abbalama).

See, if we win, we enjoy the obscene pleasure of crushing their will to live. Their single reason for existence, you understand.

If we lose, we'll enjoy the obscene pleasure of hating Bammer even more!

Either outcome will be obscene. And pleasureable.

3:12 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

FSJ - we see a fair amount of the Clubhouse on my tv. We also see a crazy amount of some new show (Fresh Beat Band) on Nick Jr. Every one of those songs are stuck in my head.

3:12 PM  
Blogger E-Bro said...

I'll be in Auburn on the 27th.

3:15 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Reynolds,

I'm there.

3:15 PM  
Blogger stupup74 said...

The only reason I could think of going to the Iron Bowl is the fact I hate my inlaws more than I hate watching Alabama wipe our butt.

3:18 PM  
Blogger stupup74 said...

I REALLY hate my inlaws.

3:18 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

"Real hatin' is like an art form"

-Ice T

3:18 PM  
Blogger Reynolds said...

Same here. Definitely going to Auburn for the game.

Anyone care to meet up?

Sort of an HABOTN thingy?

3:20 PM  
Blogger Loganville Tiger said...

Good link to the USC - Stanford article Hoopie - I like seeing Carroll getting his due...

3:22 PM  
Blogger scottieus HATES bama! said...

my wife is refusing to drive down the day before b/c of some Thanksgiving thingy. we'll be lucky to get to Tiger Walk. :(

3:27 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Shoot..

I'm telling my family to kiss off on Thanksgiving. There are more important things...right?

Just kidding. We have moved Thanksgiving up though to allow for easier travel.

3:28 PM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

No hate directed your way, Sensi.

3:28 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

THT: Not much time off.

Lots of busywork this week. So it goes.

3:31 PM  
Blogger Bro. Jet, The Minister of Hate said...

ElTurbo and his class partner in Spanish completed their interview in Spanish today. His assignment partner was Barrett Trotter. Hopefully, the phrase "Muerte al Infidelis" was used.

3:35 PM  
Blogger §teveFC said...

Hopefully we have settled on a punt/kickoff returner. Washington has proven he can get it done. Time to stick with him.

3:35 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

I'm beginning to think that the University of Michigan wants to fire Rich Rod....

Toast?

3:36 PM  
Blogger Ephemeral said...

Back to the restaurant question, the Hotel Talisi closed early this year, I believe. I also think it may re-open.

3:38 PM  
Blogger E-Bro said...

Ellos viviendo en Tuscaloosa son Diablos.

3:39 PM  
Blogger §teveFC said...

From what I understand FAH is faster than Washington, but Harry Adams is faster than both of them.

3:41 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Tammy on Finebaum is in rare form today.

3:42 PM  
Blogger stupup74 said...

One problem about Harry Adams, he is off the team.

Also who is FAH?

3:43 PM  
Blogger michael said...

This made me laugh pretty hard:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vUhSYLRw14

3:44 PM  
Blogger §teveFC said...

I didn't realize Harry Adams was off the team. When did that happen?

FAH (Fast as Hell) is Onterrio McCalebb

3:44 PM  
Blogger Lowcountry Tiger said...

I shall be watching from the comfort of my living room (dangit). No travel for us this year - it's been way too crazy a fall.

So, I for one am completely on board with Reynolds' explanation of the outcome as a) beating bammer when they need it the most or b) hating more. I'll take "a", but I'll take being an Auburn Tiger over the alternative any day.

3:45 PM  
Blogger michael said...

FAH = Fast As Hell = Ontario McIrishman

I would say that McIrishman without the bum ankle looked faster than anyone else on the team.

3:45 PM  
Blogger §teveFC said...

Harry Adams played against Arkansas. I don't seen him playing any since then. Anyone know the story here?

3:47 PM  
Blogger §teveFC said...

Ah, found it.

http://blog.al.com/goldmine/2009/10/auburn_dismisses_harry_adams_f.html

3:48 PM  
Blogger API said...

So, a man comes to you with a black box, inside of which is a red button. He says "for everytime you push the button, you will receive $1m, and some bammer fan, somewhere in the world will die". So begs the question, how rich will I be before they run out of fans?

Sounds like a great movie to me.

4:05 PM  
Blogger weagle251 said...

Great video, Michael.

API, there's no way I could do that. Too many good friends with bad taste.

4:24 PM  
Blogger Coop said...

I think the button breaks first, but I'd be willing to build a new one for you.

4:24 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Hmmmm.......

4:25 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Give me that box and button. They can keep the money!

4:59 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

JGT & Ephemeral - thanks for your replies to my queries.

I'm buried at work and I blame UA-T. I hate that school!!!

5:00 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I was kidding, FSJ. I could never press that button under those circumstances. Now, if the button caused UA-T campus to be swallowed into the center of the earth and all records of its existence smitten from the history books, then yeah, I'm jumping all over that button.

5:02 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Thanks THT...I don't like my odds with the button..

As the most visible bammer here...I may move to the front of the list.

5:16 PM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

You've got a long way to go before you get to the front of that list FSJ. I have a feeling ranting Ricky would be there A LONG time before you.

5:21 PM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

I also have to say - I'm with Eddie.

5:22 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

Wow... I haven't been around for a page turning in a long time. Let's do this thing.

5:36 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Let's....

5:39 PM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

You know j-z you gotta do what you gotta do

5:40 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

It might be time to change Kicker on a Stick to Cornerback on a Stick.

I nominate Neiko Thorpe.

5:40 PM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

Sounds like we may have a TE on a steeck

5:41 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

Neiko Thorpe... brought to you by Toast.

5:41 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

indeed, j-z

5:41 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

He's no Anthony Madison.

5:42 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

Neiko "No way they'll ever try to throw deep on me" Thorpe

5:42 PM  
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