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4.23.2010

Radio Appearance Forthcoming

Hey everyone. I will be participating in my weekly segment on SuperSport 930 out of Jackson, Miss., in a bit. That extravaganza will begin around 9:07 a.m. CST. There will be a podcast later in the day in case you miss the fun.

It typically streams live, but it apparently is malfunctioning this morning. Bummer.

UPDATE: J-Kev says he's working on a solution.

SECOND UPDATE: It's working now.

148 Comments:

Blogger Dear Leader said...

airwave substance

8:59 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

2nd

9:00 AM  
Blogger API said...

3rd

9:00 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

I'm showing "station is currently off the air". What's up with that?

9:02 AM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

Rutt row.

9:02 AM  
Blogger Scott Coats said...

Good, it's not just me, then.

9:03 AM  
Blogger digger4au said...

Says the same for me

9:04 AM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

J-Kev indicated he can fix it. He's on it.

9:06 AM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

Now working.

9:06 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

Broadcasting now.

9:07 AM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Check out this guy that won the lottery.

He plans to seek advice "from people who know about money" which leads me to believe that he...does not.

9:07 AM  
Blogger Scott Coats said...

And there was much rejoicing. Yay.

9:08 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

Never heard of "Lucero" or however you spell it.

9:09 AM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

YAY.

Auburn draft prospects: Some.

9:18 AM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

Lucero sound like a knock-off of Drive-By Truckers, which isn't necessarily a bad thing.

I'd rather make J-Kev play some Lada Gaga.

9:19 AM  
Blogger Scott Coats said...

I share a hometown with most of DBT

9:20 AM  
Blogger Harrison said...

what are the chances the golf tournament i am supposed to play in tomorrow actually happens

9:25 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

Sounds like it's a no-go for Lady Gaga today.

9:25 AM  
Blogger E-Bro said...

Not good if Auburn's weather is going to be anything like the Noog's.

80% chance of t'storms last I checked. My Dad and I had planned on doing some all day BBQ'ing on our pit outside. No mas.

9:28 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

DL - world leader and 1st poster... all is right in the world today.

9:29 AM  
Blogger Scott Coats said...

If she's a "Real Housewife" why is she engaged?

9:30 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I don't love NASCAR, but I do like the Tony Stewart commercial where the Pit Crew serves him breakfast.

9:32 AM  
Blogger Scott Coats said...

NASCAR and soccer...that's a great combination. Rare, but great.

9:33 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

give all of us his cell so all the Hotties can hook up with JGT ;-)

9:33 AM  
Blogger Scott Coats said...

I often wonder what the Mississippi radio listeners think of these segments

9:37 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

no more hatin' from JayG.. that means it's time to get ready for lunch at Sutton's Drug Store.

Later, Hotties!

9:38 AM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

I feel like Lady Gaga is going to happen at some point.

9:38 AM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

I had a good time last night in the impromptu Campfire® ... with Sensi, SteveFC and Peter.

Thanks for being there ...

9:39 AM  
Blogger digger4au said...

Some funny stuff there
just saying

9:39 AM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Dang, sorry I missed you last night.

9:46 AM  
Blogger scottie b schwarzenegger said...

missed it. guess i'll hit the archives later on today.

9:49 AM  
Blogger E-Bro said...

I must have left a little too early from the chat and missed the Tatester's appearance. So it goes.

9:51 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

ehyou - I spent an hour or so last night on that site you linked. That's some danged funny stuff.

9:54 AM  
Blogger Frame said...

http://farmersouth.wordpress.com/2010/04/22/montgomerys-hampstead-farms-needs-manager/

Anyone looking for a job as a farm manager in Montgomery, Ala.?

9:59 AM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Yeah, almost all of them are laugh out loud funny. Glad you liked it.

10:00 AM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Farm manager has JZ written all over it.

10:02 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

If they want it to be a successful farm, I'm probably not a viable candidate.

10:05 AM  
Blogger J. Kev said...

My guess is the next Drive By Truckers tune Jay G listens to will be the first.

Raspy-voiced lead singers? Check.

I think the comparison tails off after that. Regardless, wanted to send Jay G some music.

Biff was rebuffed. Bag gets it instead.


Oh, and for Scott Coats: at the risk of inflating an ego, the bulk of our listeners say "Hatin' with Jay G" is their favorite segment.

Biff

10:12 AM  
Blogger ehyou said...

This place is chock full of celebrities.

10:19 AM  
Blogger Brother Jet said...

To continue through from other thread: Woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man!

10:24 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

RARERIN!

10:25 AM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

rarein!

10:37 AM  
Blogger E-Bro said...

HIT BY A TRAIN!!

10:50 AM  
Blogger Kathy said...

To also continue from the previous thread, I do all the yard work at our house, and I use a push (self-propelled mower) that I purchased. I had to rush home last night and get the yard cut so they could spray it today.

11:02 AM  
Blogger CH=B said...

I actually like yard work. I enjoy being outside and I love having a nice yard. I do however hate trimming the bushes, but I do loved trimmed bushes. Take that however you would like.


Hoopie, you live in Cartersville? My company has an office there. I've been a couple of time. I will be there next month. Maybe we can go grab a beer and some wings one night.

11:11 AM  
Blogger Brother Jet said...

Did the back yard last night. Will do the front yard when I get home so I can prepare myself for the all day "We're Gonna Die!" coverage from the local TV stations.

11:17 AM  
Blogger E-Bro said...

CHB's 11:11 post is begging for a popular Michael Scott saying.

11:20 AM  
Blogger CH=B said...

I hope nothing bad happens with the weather, but you know if a tornado strikes they will interview some of the campers at Talledega. They will pick the dirtiest and dumbest people to put on national TV. It reminds me of Jeff Foxworthy's old stand up routine.

A buddy and I have a bet that says who ever gets on TV 1st after some sort of disasters has to say..."It was pandalerium, I thought we'd be kilt or even worse. All I could think about was Carol still had my casserole dish".

11:21 AM  
Blogger Eddie said...

That's what she said.

11:22 AM  
Blogger CH=B said...

I was wondering when someone would take the bait.

11:23 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

I wonder if PAULMAIN likes yardwork. I wish he'd chime in on the topic.

11:29 AM  
Blogger Harrison said...

I was interviewed after a tornado hit our neighborhood in Gadsden once. It was cut from the news. I tried to be funny, i guess tornadoes aren't funny to some people

11:31 AM  
Blogger Harrison said...

yardwork sucks. I pay some dude to do pretty much all of mine

11:31 AM  
Blogger Eddie said...

Harrison...I just pay FSJ to do mine.

11:33 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

Did you say "it was like a war zone"? That seems mandatory in reports along those lines. As if these people had been to a war zone, I highly doubt it.

Speaking of reporting; it always bugs the fool out of me when the news reports on a local murder (wherever I happen to be, it doesn't matter) and they interview someone who says "he didn't deserve to die like this..." is that to imply that there's someone out there who DOES deserve to die like that. They just guilty of cap'tal ignunce.

11:35 AM  
Blogger E-Bro said...

I remember that exact Foxworthy skit, verbatim CHB. Eddie use to play it all the time in the car.

11:36 AM  
Blogger Eddie said...

Those were the days Bro. Still like Foxworthy, but Rodney Carrington is better.

11:36 AM  
Blogger Hoopie said...

Eddie ..LOL ...paying Bammers to do your yardwork ,,life as it should be.


CHB ....let's do it. Hit me up on my email with your info.

11:48 AM  
Blogger SteveFC said...

Since I haven't heard him mentioned in the last minute or two, I thought I would just take the time to say Tim Tebow.

12:06 PM  
Blogger CH=B said...

I will be in Cartersville the week of May 17th.


R. Carrington is really funny. I watched the sitcom he had. It was ok but I understand why it got canceled.

12:09 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Steve and Timmy sittin' in a tree...

12:09 PM  
Blogger chip chip said...

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12:09 PM  
Blogger SteveFC said...

Okay, I will stop talking about Tebow.

So, who thinks Cam Newton will be as good as Tim Tebow?

12:11 PM  
Blogger SteveFC said...

This has been your 2010 season preview sponsored by Tim Tebow.

12:12 PM  
Blogger CH=B said...

Forgive me Hotties for I have sinned. I listened to Finescum yesterday. I did get some interesting info out of it. If any of you listen occasionally you have heard of "The Legend". He is 100% walmartian and loves to bash Auburn. He says that a friend of his is a high school basketball coach in Memphis. This coach told him that Barbee would be a recruiting machine for Auburn. Says that Barbee has strong ties to AAU in Memphis specifically and the southeast in general. The way he made it sound is that between KU, Memphis and AU the southeast would be on lock down.

12:12 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

I knew you couldn't do it.

12:12 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Previous post directed squarely at SteveFC.

12:13 PM  
Blogger E-Bro said...

I've listened to FBaum a little since he moved to Sattelite. It's weird and slightly unsettling to hear people call in from Utah or Delaware or somewhere and talk about something other than SEC football.

12:15 PM  
Blogger SteveFC said...

Dang!!!

12:15 PM  
Blogger SteveFC said...

Well, maybe listening to Cat Stevens will help.

12:17 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Shakes Magic 8 Ball..."Outlook Hazy Please Try Again"

Also directed squarely at SteveFC

12:20 PM  
Blogger SteveFC said...

Apparently Jeremy Richardson is headed to JUCO.

12:20 PM  
Blogger scottie b schwarzenegger said...

TIMMY TEBOW!!!!!!!

:)

12:27 PM  
Blogger SteveFC said...

You know, Mike Shula would still be at Alabama if Tebow had gone there.

12:29 PM  
Blogger Eddie said...

Steve- How would Tebow improved his coaching?

12:31 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

If frogs had wings, they wouldn't bump their butt when they hopped.

If my aunt had...nevermind.

I think the point is made.

12:33 PM  
Blogger SteveFC said...

Tebow can do anything. You just haven't embraced your inner Tebow.

12:35 PM  
Blogger Eddie said...

So, what I've learned:

Scottie B is a Tebow Fan and Steve is a Stalker. :)

12:36 PM  
Blogger SteveFC said...

Man, listening to the Partridge Family theme will really brighten your day. Tebow likes the Partridge Family.

12:37 PM  
Blogger Hoopie said...

That lottery winner is in for a shock.

I sure hope he goes the annuity route. I'm not sure he will be equipped for all the folks that'll want to take his money. The yearly annuity will give him multiple chances to learn to cope.

12:40 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

$5 says he takes the lump sum and is staring at being broke within 5 years.

12:45 PM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

Did someone say something about Tebow?

12:48 PM  
Blogger scottie b schwarzenegger said...

TIMMY TEBOW!!!!!

yes, i love me some tebow. soooooooo glad he didn't go to bama. thank you urban meyer!

12:49 PM  
Blogger Hoopie said...

Tebow suks

12:49 PM  
Blogger scottie b schwarzenegger said...

TERRY

12:50 PM  
Blogger scottie b schwarzenegger said...

BEASLEY!!!!!!!

12:50 PM  
Blogger scottie b schwarzenegger said...

and a HELLO KENNESAW GEORGIA on this friday afternoon!

12:50 PM  
Blogger scottie b schwarzenegger said...

aawwww, come on Hoop!

12:50 PM  
Blogger SteveFC said...

Hoopie has absolutely no Tebow in him.

12:56 PM  
Blogger Hoopie said...

Ok "Au-nauld" ...Jus' messin'.


I'm glad Tebow went to UF, cause if Shula was still at Bammer, then Tubs would still be at AU and the AU interweb sites would still be having the Tubs argument.

At least we're all happy now ..let's all sing ..Kum ..Ba ..Ya.

12:59 PM  
Blogger Hoopie said...

PF is not around and although I'm not a good as it as PF, someone has to take up the "Jerk ..just for the sake of it" role.

1:02 PM  
Blogger SteveFC said...

Tebow likes to sing Kum Ba Ya.

1:02 PM  
Blogger SteveFC said...

PF isn't a jerk. He is young.

1:03 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Tebow likes babies. He thinks they taste like chicken.

1:05 PM  
Blogger Hoopie said...

Seems to me that PF relishes his role on the HABOTN and our lives are richer for that.

Tebow and Alice Cooper both know that dead babies can't take things off the shelf.

1:11 PM  
Blogger SteveFC said...

I really should post on here every time I sell a stock. If I sell it, the price jumps. Something is very wrong about that.

1:13 PM  
Blogger scottie b schwarzenegger said...

PF's a funny guy. to me anwyays.

KUM-BAH-YA-MY HOOP....KUM-BAH-YA!!!!

there is still some Tebow in him. i can feel it.

1:13 PM  
Blogger Brother Jet said...

I want to get interview about a train derailment on camera, so I can say "It sounded lak uh tornader."

1:28 PM  
Blogger michael said...

When a tornado hit my neighborhood in January, I went around trying to find a news person to tell them that it sounded like a freight train in my most redneck voice possible.

1:42 PM  
Blogger michael said...

But much like now, I wasn't able to find anyone to talk to me.

1:54 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Which was probably good, because I didn't actually witness the tornado, I just wanted to be on TV. Hey, I wouldn't be the first person to lie to be on TV.

1:55 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

i'm in for starting that fake news channel you just were talking about Michael

2:00 PM  
Blogger scottie b schwarzenegger said...

aaawww, poor MJT. sorry you didn't get to witness a tornado....or be on tv....or find anyone to talk to you. wait, am i....oh well.

2:00 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Harrison - I think you've been beaten to the punch

2:06 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Scottie, what makes it worse is that my wife actually did get to see the tornado. I am super jealous.

Harrison, I am up for starting a new TV station any time. What all goes into that? Doesn't seem too hard.

2:10 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

I think all we need is a camera. I have a flip video we can use. Some wires and a satellite or something, maybe just lots of foil. Then people will watch cause it'll be hilarious, but make you think at the same time

2:13 PM  
Blogger E-Bro said...

Is it the Daily Show?

2:16 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Right! Hilarious bu makes you think. Like when my high school teacher made me do math problems while he continually blew up and then sat on a whoopie cushion.

I'm in. I'll bet we need a computer for our TV network, also. Computers are used a lot these days.

2:17 PM  
Blogger Hoopie said...

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2:20 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

Oh yeah..computer is your deal. I bet you know how to use one real good

2:20 PM  
Blogger scottie b schwarzenegger said...

that's just adding insult to injury MJT. sorry homes.

2:22 PM  
Blogger SteveFC said...

Let me make sure I am getting this straight. The Onion News Network is fake? Man!!!!

2:30 PM  
Blogger cincytiger said...

Sorry I missed all the yardwork conversation. Getting ready to leave the loveliest village to get home and do the yard before we are blown away tomorrow. All I do is edge and spray round-up. Mr Cincy does the rest. He is also too cheap to pay anyone because he says it delays his retirement. We do have a service that does weed control and fertilizer. Now weeds in my yard for first time ever!

2:32 PM  
Blogger cincytiger said...

Should say "no weeds"

2:33 PM  
Blogger cincytiger said...

Spent some time driving through campus this morning. It is beautiful! Kind of nice to see it without a gazzillion people. They have really done a nice job with the site plan.

2:35 PM  
Blogger SteveFC said...

So, I assume it is tornado time. May all your homes not become mobile.

2:36 PM  
Blogger Fearless Freep said...

Harrison, you just described the physical plant of roughly one third of the public broadcast TV stations in the US.

Re: lottery winner - several years ago a biker gang in FL won the Lotto grand prize on a shared ticket. The local TV station news story about their good fortune ended with several of the winners driving off in a 1979 Z-28 with their windows rolled down, while they waved fistfuls of cash at onlookers. I am so totally doing that if I ever win.

Re: tornados in the news - my brother's apartment was destroyed in a twister that hit Troy, AL on the night of March 29, 1981. The next morning, he was interviewed by a CBS news crew, who informed him that he would be in the lead story in that night's broadcast of the CBS Evening News. But then something else happened, and the tornado story never aired.

Wow, three HABOTN topics in one thread, all (somewhat) connected to my profession. What are the odds?

2:37 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

I like the dude with the uzi.

2:49 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Hey, Freep just posted a parody of the Buckwheat assassination attempt.

3:09 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Hey, Mister Wheat.
Yes?

3:12 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

How the eff did I get coverage like that today?

I still strong dislike to hate Tebow. He feels the same about me.

Denver's QB situation is comical. Sorry, E-Bro, and other Denver fans.

Ever watch a man die from a Tornado? Me neither. Sounds creepy.

3:18 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

Uzis are possibly the best inaccurate gun known to man.

3:19 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

Bandwagoneers.

3:20 PM  
Blogger SteveFC said...

The tornado talk reminds me of April 3, 1974. Mom was taking us to grandma's house. We are walking to the car. I notice in the distance behind the house that there is a tornado. I say "Look Mom, a tornado". Well, I was about 10 years old at the time, but proud of my keen observation abilities.

What was my mother's response? Did she thank me? No. Did she look? No. Her response was "shut up and get in the car". Man, I am getting pretty misty thinking about it.

Of course, when mom got in the car, she noticed the tornado too. There were over a dozen in Alabama that day.

3:32 PM  
Blogger Brother Jet said...

PF ...

Did you ever shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die?

3:38 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

That was some serious chaos in the uzi video. I've never seen that.

3:38 PM  
Blogger E-Bro said...

No worries, PF. I got on my big boy pants today. I can handle Denver taking the heat.

Besides, from a technical standpoint, my two favorite NFL teams are Tennessee and Denver, but it's still just pro ball to me. I basically watch on Sunday's b/c it's football and it's on television.

It's not a great passion of mine or anything. I watched like five minutes of the draft last night...tops.

That said, I like Tebow just fine and I'll be pulling for the guy to spit in Mel Kiper's face. But I ain't gonna lose sleep over it.

3:39 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

Why would I ever go to Reno?

3:39 PM  
Blogger SteveFC said...

Sorry about the coverage of you today, PF, but it was necessary. It was on the agenda right between "talk about Tebow' and 'talk about tornados'. I am not sure how you made it on the agenda.

3:39 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

Steve,

I don't mind. There's only one thing worse than being talked about, and that's not making the agenda. Well, that, and herpes. I'll take agenda over herpes any day!

3:42 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

Statistics say that some of you have herpes. I'm sorry my lack of sensitivity to your plight.

3:43 PM  
Blogger SteveFC said...

I stand behind all the mis-statements I have made.

3:43 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

Lee Harvey Oswald was apparently a mediocre shooter.

3:46 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Be good kids, it's commute time for me.

3:55 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

sittin in cary watchin ACCtennis championships with tennis fan, 2.0.

she was playing her tunes on the way over and I immediately recognized a song i'd never heard.

"huh" you say. "please explain"

it was Papperazi (i can't spell that word)

it's amazin what you can learn from Jay G. Tate's Hatin'!

4:08 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I must be in some alternate reality. where are the puupet hr posts?

4:32 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

Friday is Pathetic Puppet Hour.

4:40 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

PF - YOU are correct. MrsTHT has a herpes scarf... or is it a hermes scarf? I can't remember.

4:45 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

Hermes > Herpes...though I could see where it could be confusing if you're paying for it and don't understand why it costs so much.

5:30 PM  
Blogger Brother Jet said...

Let the long weekend commence!

Confederate Memorial Day is Monday, and I am off. Gotta love state holidays.

5:42 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

that's your Confederate Memorial Day, Jet.
Not mine.

6:14 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

THT, are you ready to ship 2.0 off again yet?

6:22 PM  
Blogger dan dan the AU fan said...

Ben Tate to the TExans. Congrats Big BEn

7:08 PM  
Blogger Kris said...

Ben Tate to Texans!!

7:08 PM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

Ben Tate to the Texans...

7:08 PM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

Hey! Did y'all hear? Ben Tate went to Texas...just in case no one else posted ;-)

7:09 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

New thread UPZ.

7:09 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

who drafted Ben Tate?

10:53 AM  

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