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airwave substance
3rd
I'm showing "station is currently off the air". What's up with that?
Rutt row.
Good, it's not just me, then.
Says the same for me
J-Kev indicated he can fix it. He's on it.
Now working.
Broadcasting now.
Check out this guy that won the lottery.
He plans to seek advice "from people who know about money" which leads me to believe that he...does not.
And there was much rejoicing. Yay.
Never heard of "Lucero" or however you spell it.
YAY.
Auburn draft prospects: Some.
Lucero sound like a knock-off of Drive-By Truckers, which isn't necessarily a bad thing.
I'd rather make J-Kev play some Lada Gaga.
I share a hometown with most of DBT
what are the chances the golf tournament i am supposed to play in tomorrow actually happens
Sounds like it's a no-go for Lady Gaga today.
Not good if Auburn's weather is going to be anything like the Noog's.
80% chance of t'storms last I checked. My Dad and I had planned on doing some all day BBQ'ing on our pit outside. No mas.
DL - world leader and 1st poster... all is right in the world today.
If she's a "Real Housewife" why is she engaged?
I don't love NASCAR, but I do like the Tony Stewart commercial where the Pit Crew serves him breakfast.
NASCAR and soccer...that's a great combination. Rare, but great.
give all of us his cell so all the Hotties can hook up with JGT ;-)
I often wonder what the Mississippi radio listeners think of these segments
no more hatin' from JayG.. that means it's time to get ready for lunch at Sutton's Drug Store.
Later, Hotties!
I feel like Lady Gaga is going to happen at some point.
I had a good time last night in the impromptu Campfire® ... with Sensi, SteveFC and Peter.
Thanks for being there ...
Some funny stuff there
just saying
Dang, sorry I missed you last night.
missed it. guess i'll hit the archives later on today.
I must have left a little too early from the chat and missed the Tatester's appearance. So it goes.
ehyou - I spent an hour or so last night on that site you linked. That's some danged funny stuff.
http://farmersouth.wordpress.com/2010/04/22/montgomerys-hampstead-farms-needs-manager/
Anyone looking for a job as a farm manager in Montgomery, Ala.?
Yeah, almost all of them are laugh out loud funny. Glad you liked it.
Farm manager has JZ written all over it.
If they want it to be a successful farm, I'm probably not a viable candidate.
My guess is the next Drive By Truckers tune Jay G listens to will be the first.
Raspy-voiced lead singers? Check.
I think the comparison tails off after that. Regardless, wanted to send Jay G some music.
Biff was rebuffed. Bag gets it instead.
Oh, and for Scott Coats: at the risk of inflating an ego, the bulk of our listeners say "Hatin' with Jay G" is their favorite segment.
Biff
This place is chock full of celebrities.
To continue through from other thread: Woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man!
RARERIN!
rarein!
HIT BY A TRAIN!!
To also continue from the previous thread, I do all the yard work at our house, and I use a push (self-propelled mower) that I purchased. I had to rush home last night and get the yard cut so they could spray it today.
I actually like yard work. I enjoy being outside and I love having a nice yard. I do however hate trimming the bushes, but I do loved trimmed bushes. Take that however you would like.
Hoopie, you live in Cartersville? My company has an office there. I've been a couple of time. I will be there next month. Maybe we can go grab a beer and some wings one night.
Did the back yard last night. Will do the front yard when I get home so I can prepare myself for the all day "We're Gonna Die!" coverage from the local TV stations.
CHB's 11:11 post is begging for a popular Michael Scott saying.
I hope nothing bad happens with the weather, but you know if a tornado strikes they will interview some of the campers at Talledega. They will pick the dirtiest and dumbest people to put on national TV. It reminds me of Jeff Foxworthy's old stand up routine.
A buddy and I have a bet that says who ever gets on TV 1st after some sort of disasters has to say..."It was pandalerium, I thought we'd be kilt or even worse. All I could think about was Carol still had my casserole dish".
That's what she said.
I was wondering when someone would take the bait.
I wonder if PAULMAIN likes yardwork. I wish he'd chime in on the topic.
I was interviewed after a tornado hit our neighborhood in Gadsden once. It was cut from the news. I tried to be funny, i guess tornadoes aren't funny to some people
yardwork sucks. I pay some dude to do pretty much all of mine
Harrison...I just pay FSJ to do mine.
Did you say "it was like a war zone"? That seems mandatory in reports along those lines. As if these people had been to a war zone, I highly doubt it.
Speaking of reporting; it always bugs the fool out of me when the news reports on a local murder (wherever I happen to be, it doesn't matter) and they interview someone who says "he didn't deserve to die like this..." is that to imply that there's someone out there who DOES deserve to die like that. They just guilty of cap'tal ignunce.
I remember that exact Foxworthy skit, verbatim CHB. Eddie use to play it all the time in the car.
Those were the days Bro. Still like Foxworthy, but Rodney Carrington is better.
Eddie ..LOL ...paying Bammers to do your yardwork ,,life as it should be.
CHB ....let's do it. Hit me up on my email with your info.
Since I haven't heard him mentioned in the last minute or two, I thought I would just take the time to say Tim Tebow.
I will be in Cartersville the week of May 17th.
R. Carrington is really funny. I watched the sitcom he had. It was ok but I understand why it got canceled.
Steve and Timmy sittin' in a tree...
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Okay, I will stop talking about Tebow.
So, who thinks Cam Newton will be as good as Tim Tebow?
This has been your 2010 season preview sponsored by Tim Tebow.
Forgive me Hotties for I have sinned. I listened to Finescum yesterday. I did get some interesting info out of it. If any of you listen occasionally you have heard of "The Legend". He is 100% walmartian and loves to bash Auburn. He says that a friend of his is a high school basketball coach in Memphis. This coach told him that Barbee would be a recruiting machine for Auburn. Says that Barbee has strong ties to AAU in Memphis specifically and the southeast in general. The way he made it sound is that between KU, Memphis and AU the southeast would be on lock down.
I knew you couldn't do it.
Previous post directed squarely at SteveFC.
I've listened to FBaum a little since he moved to Sattelite. It's weird and slightly unsettling to hear people call in from Utah or Delaware or somewhere and talk about something other than SEC football.
Dang!!!
Well, maybe listening to Cat Stevens will help.
Shakes Magic 8 Ball..."Outlook Hazy Please Try Again"
Also directed squarely at SteveFC
Apparently Jeremy Richardson is headed to JUCO.
TIMMY TEBOW!!!!!!!
:)
You know, Mike Shula would still be at Alabama if Tebow had gone there.
Steve- How would Tebow improved his coaching?
If frogs had wings, they wouldn't bump their butt when they hopped.
If my aunt had...nevermind.
I think the point is made.
Tebow can do anything. You just haven't embraced your inner Tebow.
So, what I've learned:
Scottie B is a Tebow Fan and Steve is a Stalker. :)
Man, listening to the Partridge Family theme will really brighten your day. Tebow likes the Partridge Family.
That lottery winner is in for a shock.
I sure hope he goes the annuity route. I'm not sure he will be equipped for all the folks that'll want to take his money. The yearly annuity will give him multiple chances to learn to cope.
$5 says he takes the lump sum and is staring at being broke within 5 years.
Did someone say something about Tebow?
TIMMY TEBOW!!!!!
yes, i love me some tebow. soooooooo glad he didn't go to bama. thank you urban meyer!
Tebow suks
TERRY
BEASLEY!!!!!!!
and a HELLO KENNESAW GEORGIA on this friday afternoon!
aawwww, come on Hoop!
Hoopie has absolutely no Tebow in him.
Ok "Au-nauld" ...Jus' messin'.
I'm glad Tebow went to UF, cause if Shula was still at Bammer, then Tubs would still be at AU and the AU interweb sites would still be having the Tubs argument.
At least we're all happy now ..let's all sing ..Kum ..Ba ..Ya.
PF is not around and although I'm not a good as it as PF, someone has to take up the "Jerk ..just for the sake of it" role.
Tebow likes to sing Kum Ba Ya.
PF isn't a jerk. He is young.
Tebow likes babies. He thinks they taste like chicken.
Seems to me that PF relishes his role on the HABOTN and our lives are richer for that.
Tebow and Alice Cooper both know that dead babies can't take things off the shelf.
I really should post on here every time I sell a stock. If I sell it, the price jumps. Something is very wrong about that.
PF's a funny guy. to me anwyays.
KUM-BAH-YA-MY HOOP....KUM-BAH-YA!!!!
there is still some Tebow in him. i can feel it.
I want to get interview about a train derailment on camera, so I can say "It sounded lak uh tornader."
When a tornado hit my neighborhood in January, I went around trying to find a news person to tell them that it sounded like a freight train in my most redneck voice possible.
But much like now, I wasn't able to find anyone to talk to me.
Which was probably good, because I didn't actually witness the tornado, I just wanted to be on TV. Hey, I wouldn't be the first person to lie to be on TV.
i'm in for starting that fake news channel you just were talking about Michael
aaawww, poor MJT. sorry you didn't get to witness a tornado....or be on tv....or find anyone to talk to you. wait, am i....oh well.
Harrison - I think you've been beaten to the punch
Scottie, what makes it worse is that my wife actually did get to see the tornado. I am super jealous.
Harrison, I am up for starting a new TV station any time. What all goes into that? Doesn't seem too hard.
I think all we need is a camera. I have a flip video we can use. Some wires and a satellite or something, maybe just lots of foil. Then people will watch cause it'll be hilarious, but make you think at the same time
Is it the Daily Show?
Right! Hilarious bu makes you think. Like when my high school teacher made me do math problems while he continually blew up and then sat on a whoopie cushion.
I'm in. I'll bet we need a computer for our TV network, also. Computers are used a lot these days.
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Oh yeah..computer is your deal. I bet you know how to use one real good
that's just adding insult to injury MJT. sorry homes.
Let me make sure I am getting this straight. The Onion News Network is fake? Man!!!!
Sorry I missed all the yardwork conversation. Getting ready to leave the loveliest village to get home and do the yard before we are blown away tomorrow. All I do is edge and spray round-up. Mr Cincy does the rest. He is also too cheap to pay anyone because he says it delays his retirement. We do have a service that does weed control and fertilizer. Now weeds in my yard for first time ever!
Should say "no weeds"
Spent some time driving through campus this morning. It is beautiful! Kind of nice to see it without a gazzillion people. They have really done a nice job with the site plan.
So, I assume it is tornado time. May all your homes not become mobile.
Harrison, you just described the physical plant of roughly one third of the public broadcast TV stations in the US.
Re: lottery winner - several years ago a biker gang in FL won the Lotto grand prize on a shared ticket. The local TV station news story about their good fortune ended with several of the winners driving off in a 1979 Z-28 with their windows rolled down, while they waved fistfuls of cash at onlookers. I am so totally doing that if I ever win.
Re: tornados in the news - my brother's apartment was destroyed in a twister that hit Troy, AL on the night of March 29, 1981. The next morning, he was interviewed by a CBS news crew, who informed him that he would be in the lead story in that night's broadcast of the CBS Evening News. But then something else happened, and the tornado story never aired.
Wow, three HABOTN topics in one thread, all (somewhat) connected to my profession. What are the odds?
I like the dude with the uzi.
Hey, Freep just posted a parody of the Buckwheat assassination attempt.
Hey, Mister Wheat.
Yes?
How the eff did I get coverage like that today?
I still strong dislike to hate Tebow. He feels the same about me.
Denver's QB situation is comical. Sorry, E-Bro, and other Denver fans.
Ever watch a man die from a Tornado? Me neither. Sounds creepy.
Uzis are possibly the best inaccurate gun known to man.
Bandwagoneers.
The tornado talk reminds me of April 3, 1974. Mom was taking us to grandma's house. We are walking to the car. I notice in the distance behind the house that there is a tornado. I say "Look Mom, a tornado". Well, I was about 10 years old at the time, but proud of my keen observation abilities.
What was my mother's response? Did she thank me? No. Did she look? No. Her response was "shut up and get in the car". Man, I am getting pretty misty thinking about it.
Of course, when mom got in the car, she noticed the tornado too. There were over a dozen in Alabama that day.
PF ...
Did you ever shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die?
That was some serious chaos in the uzi video. I've never seen that.
No worries, PF. I got on my big boy pants today. I can handle Denver taking the heat.
Besides, from a technical standpoint, my two favorite NFL teams are Tennessee and Denver, but it's still just pro ball to me. I basically watch on Sunday's b/c it's football and it's on television.
It's not a great passion of mine or anything. I watched like five minutes of the draft last night...tops.
That said, I like Tebow just fine and I'll be pulling for the guy to spit in Mel Kiper's face. But I ain't gonna lose sleep over it.
Why would I ever go to Reno?
Sorry about the coverage of you today, PF, but it was necessary. It was on the agenda right between "talk about Tebow' and 'talk about tornados'. I am not sure how you made it on the agenda.
Steve,
I don't mind. There's only one thing worse than being talked about, and that's not making the agenda. Well, that, and herpes. I'll take agenda over herpes any day!
Statistics say that some of you have herpes. I'm sorry my lack of sensitivity to your plight.
I stand behind all the mis-statements I have made.
Lee Harvey Oswald was apparently a mediocre shooter.
Be good kids, it's commute time for me.
sittin in cary watchin ACCtennis championships with tennis fan, 2.0.
she was playing her tunes on the way over and I immediately recognized a song i'd never heard.
"huh" you say. "please explain"
it was Papperazi (i can't spell that word)
it's amazin what you can learn from Jay G. Tate's Hatin'!
I must be in some alternate reality. where are the puupet hr posts?
Friday is Pathetic Puppet Hour.
PF - YOU are correct. MrsTHT has a herpes scarf... or is it a hermes scarf? I can't remember.
Hermes > Herpes...though I could see where it could be confusing if you're paying for it and don't understand why it costs so much.
Let the long weekend commence!
Confederate Memorial Day is Monday, and I am off. Gotta love state holidays.
that's your Confederate Memorial Day, Jet.
Not mine.
THT, are you ready to ship 2.0 off again yet?
Ben Tate to the TExans. Congrats Big BEn
Ben Tate to Texans!!
Ben Tate to the Texans...
Hey! Did y'all hear? Ben Tate went to Texas...just in case no one else posted ;-)
who drafted Ben Tate?
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