Best of the teleconferences, 2/26
THURSDAY MID-DAY
Post No. 1,076
Hey everyone. Nell Fortner and Jeff Lebo just held their teleconferences. I scribbled down a few highlights you may enjoy.
JEFF LEBO
NELL FORTNER
Photo credit: Todd Van Emst/Auburn University
Questions? Comments? Post directly to the blog below or email me at jgtate@gannett.com.
Post No. 1,076
Hey everyone. Nell Fortner and Jeff Lebo just held their teleconferences. I scribbled down a few highlights you may enjoy.
JEFF LEBO
- Team is 18-10 overall and 7-6 in the SEC
- Tied with Mississippi State for 2nd in the West
- Auburn plays at Mississippi State on Saturday night
- Auburn beat Mississippi State by 15 points last week
- Saturday's game will be televised on FSN
- On the team surging of late: "It's nice to be able to play meaningful games at this time of year. They have put themselves in position to do that. I've talked to them about not looking three, four, five games down the road. The only thing you can control is what's up next. You're almost into March. It's exciting for our kids who haven't been in this position before."
- On rebounding problems: "When the ball goes up, I can't make their arms longer. I can't make them wider. We have to be junkyard dogs."
- On MSU: "We see ourselves. We can matchup with them better than the other teams that are a little bigger. We're mirror images. The difference is that they shoot the ball more from 3. They're averaging 31 or 32 (three-point attempts) over the last five games. Almost half of their shots come from the three point line. They've committed to playing small. When they put them all in there together, that makes it a hard thing to defend."
- On why Auburn has been better since the 2-5 league start: ``We've been down in a lot of games. Our kids come back and continue to battle. That's probably maturity. The big key for us is that Tay Waller, at least since the Ole Miss game there, has been offensively a difference-maker out there."
NELL FORTNER
- Team is 26-2 overall and 11-2 in the SEC
- Team already has clinched a share of the SEC title
- A home win against Arkansas on Sunday (2 p.m.) wins the title outright
- Auburn won by nine points at Arkansas in January
- On F DeWanna Bonner coming out of high school: "She was already talented. She just needed to add more to the game. She was a layup shooter. She added that mid-range jumper. She added a three-point shot. She added so much to her game. That's what happens in college. She takes a lot of pride in her game."
- On recruiting PG Whitney Boddie in 2004: "It was lucky for us. She wasn't playing summer ball. She was under the radar. We hit the ground running as soon as we got here. We were just fortunate that it was that kind of year in the Alabama high schools."
- On F Chantel Hilliard, who was injured last weekend: "She should be ready to play."
- On Auburn dropping to No. 7 in the AP poll after losing at Vanderbilt last weekend: "Auburn is the new kid on the block. We're not going to get as much respect or benefit of the doubt. We're building that. You keep building your reputation. I understand it. I don't have a problem with it. We just have to keep winning ballgames."
Photo credit: Todd Van Emst/Auburn University
Questions? Comments? Post directly to the blog below or email me at jgtate@gannett.com.
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nah, they get breakfast. they've just already consumed it by the time you and I get up...and that two hours is longer. I worked the early morning breakfast shift at hardees before school in high school. The old people were funny.
Jay, hate to hear the news about the day off, I don't blame you for picking Saturday. As long as it's not football season.
Seriously, that'll change in the fall, right?
funny JG, my wife has 'emphasized' that i not work as much so i can hang with her more.
Dang. I was hoping for FSU coverage. Oh, well. Not that big of a deal. Thanks for what you do.
JGT, have a great day off. It seems like the "areas of emphasis" change on regular basis. Do we need to all subscribe to the MA?
The day off changes each week. I'd never skip a football game for such idle pursuits ... even a scrimmage!
So today, I'll break down these assistants and give you my insights about what kinds of guys they are.
One hint: Jay Boulware is perhaps the most intriguing.
It's funny, AUMom, I was thinking the same thing.
Jet knows about my company. It ... fluctuates.
JGT - it seems things were alot better back in Jet's time there. That is absolutely not to be construed as him being in any way directly responsible for that. I'm just sayin' that in some ways, those were the days. At least from an outsider's perspective they were at least better days for the newspaper business.
I wonder what the subscription desk would do if I subscribed to the MA. I don't know that they even have a solution card for people in south FL subscribing.
After watching last night's Daily Show, I just became a fan of Brian Williams.
Does anyone feel that congress making monkey/primate legislation is anything like the BC coaching situation?
Mornin folks!
No, I'm not just waking up. I have been productive this morning.
TGIF to all the hotties out there in HABOTNland (or is it a 'ville? or a 'burg?)! Have a great day!!
I need some good vibes from everyone today! I need to hear good news on the offer we have pending on a house. (This is getting ridiculous how long it is taking to get a response.)
It is a lot like the BC coaching situation, Frankenbummer. We will discuss it more in depth over lunch.
Little Aubie-ette is trying out for cheerleader today.
I told her to add Body-Getta to her routine, but she didn't think that was a good idea.
Mrs Aubie is a nervous wreck.
Good luck to you all Aubie.
i used to always want a monkey, but forget that. it ate that ladies face and hands. My wife is stronger than me. i could never fend off a monkey
Harrison, if you were a monkey, congress would have debated your right to be an American yesterday.
They also debated your right to own a monkey, which, I thought, given the recession, was good use of their time.
I'm glad congress is here to solve our country's most glaring problems. Monkey rights.
Suggested names for the capital HABOTN:
HOT Vegas
HABOTNlulu
HABOTNisco
HABOTNago
As an aside, thank the Lord the line at Hardee's stretched around the building this a.m. ... nearly fell into temptation.
Well Harrison, PF, et al, SOMEONE has to look out for the rights of monkeys.
Jet - do you have any personal archives of your work at MA? If so, there's one in particular I'd like to reread which came out just prior to the 10th.
I fell to the temptation despite the line.
Jet, imo, "Vegas" is overused.
Hardee's is underrated. I like how they say "screw low fat, and diet foods." They know who they are and I respect that
The way you guys are talking, I'll bet you would claim the Monkey Holocaust of 1996 didn't even happen. Wake up! Monkey's deserve rights!
so is anything that ends in "-gate", when something secretive happens. I hate it
So when Michael was caught letting the monkeys out of the gate at the zoo, it was known was Monkeygategate, right?
Harrison, me too!
nice Jet. Michael wants to end all puppet's lives, but monkeys can live. hypocrite.
I personally try to use gate in every situation possible. Yesterday, when my puppy ignored her potty training and peed in the house, I called it accidentgate, even though it was clearly on purpose, and lacked any sense of conspiracy.
That wasn't me who let the monkeys out. It was my good friend Bill Gates. I was just there to take pictures. That is why they called it Bill Gatesgategate.
Each monkey attack costs this nation close to half a million dollars. Or so said the fine gentleman from Utah.
How am I a hypcrite? Monkeys and puppets are completely different. When you stick your hand up their butt and try to bite them, monkeys bite back.
TWICE, Twice this week Michael wins the Internet for the day.
he won the whole internet?
Hopefully I get more this time for my victory. I didn't even get a certificate or trophy or anything for that last win.
I felt this searing pain in my groin yesterday. I realized it was from having one foot on and one foot off the Lebo bandwagon. I don't wanna like him, but I can't deny those boys are playing their behinds off and way over their heads. Somebody push or pull and get me leveled off!
J-Z ... How 'bout I just kick you in the groin?
harrison ... I don't think Michael's got anything ... Bill Curtis got his grubby hands on it, and if you try to take it, you'll disappear like one of those nice people on his "American Justice" show.
Michael - you'll have to take up the awards, or lack of, with Al Gore as he invented the Innertubes, he's responsible for the actual award. I just made the designation, that's where my part of the process ends.
a trophy really means you've achieved something. Like my 4th grade spelling bee trophy, and my thanks for participating baseball trophies
Jet - my comment from about 30 minutes ago?
You gotta love participation trophies. "You weren't that good, but you tried real hard in practice and wore a jersey, so here is something.”
Remind me to tell you all about a weightlifting medal I got one time. It’s a good story.
Don't have much ... not even sure what I have.
I'll check on the one specific request, though.
Michael - tell it now. Or, put it on your blog. I'm sure it's a gem.
i gotta hear this story
Where'd michael go? I wanted to hear it to.
er...TOO
I thought you’d never ask! (note: this story is longer than it is good. Sorry it is not gooder than it is long)
When I was on the football team in high school, we had two other schools come to our place in the summer and we had a sanctioned weight lifting competition. Now, I was in decent shape but no world beater. Anyway, the weight lifting competition goes on, and at the end they start handing out medals at the end. All the winners in the weight classes below me were be announced in each exercise with their maxes mentioned. It was our strength coach doing the announcing. They also all lifted a good bit more than me.
Then they got to my weight class, 190-205 or something like that. “Power Clean winner – Michael Jan Terri.” Didn’t mention my max, because which was like 50 pounds below the last few guys that had been announced. “Bench Press winner – Michael Jan Terri.” Once again, my max was not mentioned. Turns out, I was the only person in my weight class. I won by default. I guess either my coach was ashamed of my maxes or just didn’t want to embarrass me. But who cares? I won!
So to this day, I wear daily my Power Clean and Bench Press medals that I got because I competed against no one. The end.
I said "at the end" twice in one sentence is how many times I said it. Darn the lack of editing!
I think my story just destroyed an impromptu Puppet Hour. Whoops. Call me Will!
had Will started enjoying puppet hour too? he'd be a good soldier in our army.
btw..pretty awesome story michael, kind of like my 2 2nd place finishes in the etowah county ping-pong tourney, but you only had to win like 1 game to get to the finals
I think Will made it to one or two, but I think he was more of a midday guy. He had a knack for killing conversations during Furloughbotn 2009. You can check it out, it's a historical record.
oh yeah..the fart posts that clear the room. i remember
You folks have a wonderful opportunity to cut loose without me ... heading to a meeting
Nobody wants to talk to good ole' Harrison and Mikey
I generally make people sweaty, nervous, or angry. Sometimes this leads to people posting, sometimes it scares them away. It's just the nature of things.
i usually make people angry in real life, especially my wife. i'm not sure what people think in pretendo internets life.
If Michael and Harrison are talking, and no one else is listening, does it make a sound?
apparently it creates a vacuum that sucks the life out of blogging
It is rather dead today...
The sound I hear is my keyboard going, "Click click click clickclickclick click clack click Click click click clickclickclick click clack click Click click click clickclickclick click clack click Click click click clickclickclick click clack click Click click click clickclickclick click clack click," in general.
Michael that could be the sprinkler system or the onset of a stroke...not sure.
Michael, I just discovered your blog. Hilarious.
Actually, I didn't discover it... I'm sure you knew it was there.
Probably a stroke. Just my luck that it would coincide with me tryping. Tricky stroke. So, I guess this might be my lastklsd gjdjkkkkkkkkkkkkfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
Aubie. I printed off that picture of that big-assed monkey a couple weeks ago and hung it all over our offices. I think i'm the only one that thought it was funny
Harrison, you and I should work together.
Aubie, discovering something for yourself is something special, too. Just ask Christopher Columbus. Sure, the native Americans had been here for quite awhile, and the Vikings had even visited the new world previously, but he still felt pretty special since he didn't know that. So sure Aubie, you discovered my blog. And from now on, February 27 will be known as, "Aubie Day," at my blog. I will give all my federal employees the day off. If you are in the private sector, no such luck.
MJT,
AUsome! I'm just glad it's not Feb 29th... one day off every 4 years would bite.
The downside is that I just had all those calendars printed with April 18th as Aubie Day.
note to self... call the printer.
we can work together, if by work you mean goof off most of the day
Ok... we can spend time during the day occupying the same office.
... laughing at big arsed monkeys.
wth! furloughs AND random days off? next, jgt is going to tell us he's not getting his huge end of the year bonus!
"What is that giant sucking sound?"
--Ross Perot
Wow... another more slightly permanent HABOTN real life meeting! This place is crazy!
Frankenbummer and I had a nice lunch. He is a great guy and I recommend that all you guys eat at McDonald's with him if you get a chance.
Scott: My company did enroll me in the Jelly of The Month Club.
i think that's a giant monkey hemorrhoid
I heard on Mike and Mike this morning, ESPN would be adding a new columnist with the initials JGT, word is the HABOTN author Jay G Tate, is working on confirming this story...
that's the gift that keeps on giving, clark
No comment on the ESPN stuff.
It's a fine company, though. I'll say that.
Jay G.
I think that quote was Bill Clinton, not Ross Perot
I think that quote was me every night while the semi-new kid is breastfeeding. Wow, that is a pretty weird thing to say, Michael!
Akward Silence ensues...
so...ummm.....puppets and monkeys! Yeah, what about those things!
We'll need someone to do the "Puppet Hour" entry on the HABOTN FAQ.
I have no idea what that means.
I was so going to do the HABOTN FAQ during my furlough, but being on furlough sucked in a way I didn't anticipate.
So ... i'll FAQ it some other time.
i'm not sure what it is either, but i know this: i sure love me some puppets. and i really sure do love me some monkeys!
This is kind of like Puppet Hour:
Garbage Day
puppet hour has turned into the hour where we talk nonsensical garbage every day for a while from 4-5 cst. Today puppet hour has lasted all day
I dunno, for a few days in a row I think a few of us gathered between the hours of 4 and 5. I do that because it is the end of my work day, and usually there are only one or two other people around. Anyway, we just talked nonsense, no football, and one day talk centered around puppets, so we decided to call it Puppet Hour, and then I wrote a run-on sentence about it.
I think you have a FAQ-ing future, michael.
FAQing sounds dirty
I can remember when I could FAQ all day long.
In this economy, it is pretty hard to find a job as a FAQer, no matter how good you are at it.
As I have said before, you two could be a comedy troupe. Go on the road and tell your funny jokes from town to town.
One day Sheboygan.
Next day: Whitewater Bay.
Then your next stop is Mil-e-wau-kay.
(rhymes)
j-z, the skills deteriorate over time?
it's mexican lunch time kids..be back in an hour to talk more nonsense
i'm in if michael is. what would we do? type stuff on a screen and people laugh at it?
also michael has to drive
Actually, my wife tells me that my HABOTN addiction is severely limiting my FAQing opportunities.
silence..
everyone must be out FAQing right now. It's nearish noon
Afternoon FAQlite.
Dr. Habotn, where have you been all day?
here
Where's here? Because, just like Monica, you can't lurk without posting.
Jet - I notice that yet again, you're not addressing my interrogatory. You suck. Even more than usual, you suck.
I did something I rarely do today which is actually get up and leave my desk for lunch. In the pouring rain even. So I'm just catching up on the frivolity of HABOTN.
Michael - I dearly love me some Puppet Hour but as your 4 - 5 is my 5 - 6, it just doesn't work too well for me. Henceforth, please send me transcripts. I discovered your blog awhile ago, and I'm a fan.
Oh yeah, congratulations on your major awards Michael.
gatiger, I know you and Jet know each other, but how do you know each other?
michael, serious question...do you have ramblings in real life or do you reserve that stricly for your blog?
Luv - I've known the sorry, good for nothing, piece of garbage, oxygen thief that you folks call Jet for coming up on 30 years I think. He's a swell guy. To put a point on the answer, we went to school together. Jet was "that guy" back in those days. And just so we're clear, in this case, "that guy" is not a good thing. You know, all the teachers felt sorry for him, all the kids (even the much much younger ones) picked on him, the custodial staff despised him. Oh, every so often he'd work up the nerve to try and act "cool" but we'd laugh at him right up in his face and then push him into traffic. He was so bad that kids from other schools would sometimes be seen skipping out of their classes so they could come over and get in some good times at Jet's expense.
That's how I know Jet.
GaTiger ...
At 10:45, I posted ...
"Don't have much ... not even sure what I have.
I'll check on the one specific request, though."
How could I be more specific?
I know that nuance escapes you from time to time, but now the direct statement eludes you, too?
Jet - You could've been more specific by calling it to my attention that the reply was directed towards me. Other than that, I don't know that you could have. I guess I glossed over that reply. I'm not paid by tax dollars so actually have to work for a living and sometimes I don't read 100% of the postings when I'm catching up.
I can sense it now, you're about to try and start acting "cool" again. Good thing there are many miles separating us.
Luv ...
He's pretty much right ... we went to HS together, a private school. I had been diagnosed with ADD, but through deception, I convinced the Make-A-Wish Foundation that ADD stood for Automatic Death Disease. My "wish" was to go to said school, where all the cool, rich kids -- like GaTiger -- went.
With my ragged clothes and sketchy upbringing, I was an immediate and easy target for abuse. The Make-A-Wish folks discovered my ruse, but they had signed a contract guaranteeing my education. They couldn't break the contract, but they sent letters to every family at the school letting them know about me. And they sued my family, forcing us to lose our small home. My parents and I ended up living in a 1969 Chrysler 300, which we parked at a vacant lot across from one of GaTiger's best friends. He was particularly cruel to me, often yelling "That Jet just crashed" and "Jet Has No Hangar."
I am surprised he actually acknowledges me here, unless it's to start making fun of me again. That's all right, he'll pay one day. One day soon.
Jet - in all seriousness, I have fond recollections of that particular piece as being one of your better bits of work. Maybe it was just the timing, or perhaps it's the years and a faulty memory on my part, but I seem to recall that it was quite good.
So, Jet used to write for the M.A.?
Why is it only 2:30?!
It's like molasses, SeanZ...
And it's just 1:30 here in the Gump.
Luv - yes.
SeanZ - apparently, we are not having fun since time isn't flying. I know I'm not, I'm stuck listening in on my 3rd of 4 con-calls today.
Oh yeah Jet - "that'll move the chains!"
Harrison - I am all for the comedy troupe. Since we don't have any funds we will have to start small. You know, write stuff to each other on an overhead projector in a comedy club or something. We could point at what we write and smile at the audience. Eventually, after we make money, we can upgrade to a live instant message session. The crowd will go wild!
Luv - some of my blog stuff actually comes from real life conversations. I will say something and think, "Hey, I should blog that." Most of it is just blog only stuff, though. Since I have posting here, I have actually used a few things that I have written in the comments section at HABOTN. In real life, I am just as quick with a dumb joke, but probably a bit less of the "out there" humor.
this day has seemed extremely ssllloooowwwwwwwwwww moving.
It's been an excruciatingly long Friday.
Brutal ... except for the fine lunch at Shashy's ...
BBQ shrimp over fried green tomatoes with remoulade sauce and house salad.
Wonder why this took so long?
http://www.sportingnews.com/yourturn/viewtopic.php?t=522233
My wife got me one of those flip video cameras for my birthday michael. We can use that to record funny stuff and put it on you tube and your blog. We could be as funny as Dane Cook
Interesting article on Aycock. I would link but don't have my instructions with me at work!
http://www.ajc.com/sports/content/shared-blogs/ajc/cfbrecruit/entries/2009/02/26/auburnbound_qb.html
My office mate and I actually put something up on youtube a few months back when he got a new phone that could post things directly. I wonder if I should post the video here...
Jay G hasn't said it, but I hear Gannett will furlough him for the third quarter of all Auburn football games next fall.
Yes, yes you should post it here.
Con-call 3 or 4 done. 1 to go & then the weekend of only the male tigers in the house begins.
The third quarter is when we never make adjustments and get farther behind
I'd like to see it Michael, but i can't watch you tube at work. it's probably a good thing
I shouldn't have written that teaser. I just looked at it and it is too dumb to post. It is just me dancing and signing with a box on my head. Sorry to have wasted your time.
singing, not signing. I did not do an interpretive dance for deaf people.
Michael ....
I would have had a higher opinion of you if you had done an interpretative dance for the hearing impaired.
aw, come on, michael. Post it anyway.
That AJC article just shows me that Ga. Tech fans are only 1 step above Bammer fans, the win once or twice a decade and all of sudden that program is God's gift to man.
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Kathy, why do these kids have to have a "handler", anyway?
Michael ...
We know that's not true ... You can't be detroyed.
You'll be here after the Apocalypse, singing your tunes and living the dream.
I'm gonna save the link, watch it at home and ridicule you next week
I'll be honest... I'm not really embarrassed by the content, but more worried that why identity will be given away. I am a bit paranoid about that.
I am so glad I got here in time for Captain Boxhead...
Hey all you Gumpin' Hotties....is that new Thai place near the Bruno's on Chantilly any good?
So, michael, are your humor and ramblings one of the many things that your wife was attracted to or does she just tolerate it?
Michael - that reminded me of "The Unknown Comic" from the old Gong Show.
Kristina said...
I am so glad I got here in time for Captain Boxhead...
ROFLMAO
i sent myself an e-mail to watch it. it better be good.
Luv...just another Friday afternoon on the HABOTN, huh? ;-)
Actually, my wife rarely laughs at my jokes. I don't think I could have married someone who was laughing at me all the time. She does have a good sense of humor and is pretty funny herself, but unlike my aim on the internets, I don't particularly try to be funny around her.
But has she seen Captain Boxhead? Better yet, have the kids seen Captain Boxhead?
my wife hates my jokes all of the time. she doesn't have a great sense of humor though because obviously I am a riot. She thinks romantic comedies are like farrelly bros. movies
Kristina ... my early a.m. home is the gym next door, and the folks there rave about it.
I'm not a Thai guy, personally.
Through the 8 years we have been a couple, I have finally ruined romantic comedies for my wife. I constantly make fun of how unrealistic things are and how a real person would never react like that etc, and now she thinks the same way too. It is a pretty big victory for me.
Thanks for th input Jet. I am in the Gump for the evening meeting my BFF and think we'll check it out...
I think I should post Mliheca's link on the Hottie group on facebook...
"don't try to be particularly funny"
Funny people can't help but be funny. Great effort is required frp,tje rest pf is/
that was entirely accidental, but I left it so y'all would think I had put great effort into that post. Not sure how my right hand got lost on the keyboard.
gatiger - They may have seen it; I can't remember if I showed them. I know they have seen much crazier things I myself put on youtube, but I am unmasked and thus won't link them here. My kids still think I am cool somehow.
it's not Thai ... but might I suggest my personal fave ... Jubilee Seafood in Old Cloverdale?
Kristina, yeah, pretty much! Monica will be so upset that she missed it!
I am probably hilarious at home, Doc, it's just hard to tell when only the kids are laughing. They are a pretty easy audience.
OOO Jubilee....I haven't been there in years. I used to go there all the time when I lived in Old Cloverdale. Loved their BBQ shrimp.
You should Kristina.
Shula's has FANTASTIC BBQ shrimp.
You can have Thai anytime ... Jubilee is the real deal ... if the 15 y.o. daughter and new boyfriend weren't going to be at the house tonight, I'd be nudging Mrs. Jet for a trip to Jubilee.
Hey Kristinuh, if my good friend Francis McMoron ever tries to join the HABOTN group, just know that I sent him.
I could have Thai anytime. Everyday. Yum.
Thai is like kissing your sister.
By the way, do all those Diet Dew drinkers, you guys should check out Vault Zero, it's legit.
SeanZ, I will definitely check it out!
I can't even remember the last time I saw my sister. It's probably been 2 weeks since I had Thai food, and that's waaayyyy tooo long.
Luv, thanks, you won't be disappointed.
micle, I will keep an eye out for Mr. McMoron.
I think I will let her decide where to eat. Either way will be fine with me especially since I don't have to cook!
Going to the grocery store tonight after bootcamp. I will add Vault Zero to the list.
no Thai restaurants in Auburn because it doesn't have pizza or wings in it
michael..i have also weasled out of romantin comedies because i just complain about them for an hour and a half, now my wife doesn't even try
romantic comedies = chick flicks
action,violence = guy flicks
Please tell me there's a "Walker, Texas Ranger" marathon this weekend.
Harrison, that Chinese restaurant past the mall on Opelika Road has pretty good Thai food.
Jet, you just made my point. I have never seen that show.
We are not allowed to eat there (Mandarin House)because a friend told my wife it was nasty in the kitchen.
There is a new place called Ahi's that supposedly has Thai dishes. i will check it out soon
I'm sure if we visited most restaurant kitchens, we wouldn't go out to eat.
Good Lord...
Zoo Keeper is the HABOTN version of Google.
i agree Luv. I know these places are gross, but I love to go out to eat. Salmonella or not
OK, well China Palace on College St. also has Thai and they deliver.
And I agree with, luv.
Never? Never!
It has it all:
America's 3rd greatest actor -- Chuck Norris -- behind Clint Eastwood and Samuel L. Jackson.
Bad guys who wish to God-fearing citizens of Texas ill.
Copious amounts of butt kicking.
And the good guys always win ... unless it's a two-part episode, and they leave you hanging.
Then there's the great theme song "'Cause the eyes of the Ranger are upon you ..."
Speaking of which, have you ever seen that show Kitchen Nightmares? YIKES! I can't believe some of those places weren't shut down by the Health Dept.!!
faker, don't you have some grill porn to drool over...
Kristina ...
I believe FSJ is into grill on grill porn.
Jet, and because you are a guy, I know you're not kidding.
Guys love them some grill on grill action...
Jet...
Only if they are cute grills...
Kristina ...
It's smokin'.
what is it about guys and grills anyway?
I loved the Walker Texas Ranger lever Conan had a few years back. One of the best running gags in the history of life.
Luv.....
What is it about women and shoes or purses?
Some things can't be explained.
You know the old story ...
Boy meets Grill
Boy loves Grill
Grill burns Boy
Boy smashes Grill into pieces with sledgehammer.
Boy finds new Grill
Hotties - the time of my departure is almost upon us. I'll soon leave the dayjob here and run a quick errand followed by grabbing up the tigercub to begin our weekend alone without mom while she's at her retreat thingamajig. I've decided I'll use this opportunity of time together alone just us boys, a 44+ y/o and a 2 y/o having fun. Since we likely won't be able to get outside, I intend to teach him some of the important guy things this weekend. Among them; "pull my finger", "blame it on the dog", "the remote control must NEVER leave your hand", "holding your crotch" and many many more timeless classics.
Enjoy your weekends. Except for you Jet.
I love my grill. I kind of like my Adidas kicks, but I only have them in one color.
Jet, nevermind, you can have a good weekend too.
GaTiger, have a good one, hopefully the rain will let you outside on Sunday.
A buddy of mine once got into a fight with a girl after a long night out at the bars, got very upset, walked over to a neighbors apartment and threw his grill into the street from the second story.
I am not that into purses thank you very much.
I'll be classy, GaTiger ... have fun this weekend. Good luck. You gonna need it.
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