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2.26.2009

Best of the teleconferences, 2/26

THURSDAY MID-DAY
Post No. 1,076

Hey everyone. Nell Fortner and Jeff Lebo just held their teleconferences. I scribbled down a few highlights you may enjoy.

JEFF LEBO
  • Team is 18-10 overall and 7-6 in the SEC
  • Tied with Mississippi State for 2nd in the West
  • Auburn plays at Mississippi State on Saturday night
  • Auburn beat Mississippi State by 15 points last week
  • Saturday's game will be televised on FSN

  • On the team surging of late: "It's nice to be able to play meaningful games at this time of year. They have put themselves in position to do that. I've talked to them about not looking three, four, five games down the road. The only thing you can control is what's up next. You're almost into March. It's exciting for our kids who haven't been in this position before."

  • On rebounding problems: "When the ball goes up, I can't make their arms longer. I can't make them wider. We have to be junkyard dogs."

  • On MSU: "We see ourselves. We can matchup with them better than the other teams that are a little bigger. We're mirror images. The difference is that they shoot the ball more from 3. They're averaging 31 or 32 (three-point attempts) over the last five games. Almost half of their shots come from the three point line. They've committed to playing small. When they put them all in there together, that makes it a hard thing to defend."

  • On why Auburn has been better since the 2-5 league start: ``We've been down in a lot of games. Our kids come back and continue to battle. That's probably maturity. The big key for us is that Tay Waller, at least since the Ole Miss game there, has been offensively a difference-maker out there."


NELL FORTNER
  • Team is 26-2 overall and 11-2 in the SEC
  • Team already has clinched a share of the SEC title
  • A home win against Arkansas on Sunday (2 p.m.) wins the title outright
  • Auburn won by nine points at Arkansas in January

  • On F DeWanna Bonner coming out of high school: "She was already talented. She just needed to add more to the game. She was a layup shooter. She added that mid-range jumper. She added a three-point shot. She added so much to her game. That's what happens in college. She takes a lot of pride in her game."

  • On recruiting PG Whitney Boddie in 2004: "It was lucky for us. She wasn't playing summer ball. She was under the radar. We hit the ground running as soon as we got here. We were just fortunate that it was that kind of year in the Alabama high schools."

  • On F Chantel Hilliard, who was injured last weekend: "She should be ready to play."

  • On Auburn dropping to No. 7 in the AP poll after losing at Vanderbilt last weekend: "Auburn is the new kid on the block. We're not going to get as much respect or benefit of the doubt. We're building that. You keep building your reputation. I understand it. I don't have a problem with it. We just have to keep winning ballgames."


Photo credit: Todd Van Emst/Auburn University

Questions? Comments? Post directly to the blog below or email me at jgtate@gannett.com.

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Blogger FSJ said...

Grills are made to be used.

That is the appeal for men.

3:08 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

They are def not made to be thrown. The effect of which were disastrous.

3:08 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

This may be the most pathetic thread to sprint past 400.

3:09 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

effects. I hate the missing edit feature.

3:09 PM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

And shoes are meant to be walked on...

3:09 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Grill make manly food taste good. That simple.

3:09 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

It's hard to believe our fearless leader let such a thing happen.

3:09 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

i love grills too. i am normal!

3:10 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Are you about to burst out into song, Kristina? "These boots are made for walkin..."

3:10 PM  
Blogger michael said...

600 before 4:00 CST. Lets do it.

3:11 PM  
Blogger michael said...

I SAID LET'S DO IT!

3:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Me neither, Kristina. Nor shoes, for that matter.

3:11 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

411. I'm down.

3:11 PM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

I can if you'd like, mcl?

3:11 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

I guess it was 413.

3:11 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

My favorite thing to grill would have to be ribs over the time span of about 8 hours and twice as many beers.

3:12 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Only if it is substantive.

OK, not really.

3:13 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

Michael. i love the walker texas ranger lever too. My favorite was the one with Haley Joel Osmont and Walker had to tell him he had AIDS

3:13 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Jet, a spamming/puppethour is most definitely substantive.

3:13 PM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

I had a shoe habit earlier in life, but my husband made me give it up. I had to throw out two pairs for every new pair I bought. My collection has been pared considerably...

I am now going to do that with him and stadium and Momma G's cups except I think I will make him throw away 4.

3:14 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

seanz- We will smoke/grill a boston butt over that long on saturdays and drink waaayy too many beers.

3:14 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Kristina probably sings and dances like Elaine off of Seinfeld.

3:14 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Harrison, my favorite was when walker gave some girl a necklace and she said, "Oh Walker!"

3:14 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Before I get out of here, this seems somewhat topical. I saw this today as a tagline on a vendor contact's email - "The Wizard of Oz is really about two women fighting over a pair of shoes".

That made me chuckle a little bit.

3:14 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Chuck Norris was the big man on the block until he got tackled by Eric Berry, now the question is Who/What is a Chuck Norris?

3:14 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Spam!!!

I love a good fried Spam sandwich ... putting a butter in the skillet, sprinkle some brown sugar ...

Whoo doggies!

3:15 PM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

Actually, faker, I can do a pretty mean Elaine dancing impression, thanks. I don't know how she sings tho so I can't answer to that.

3:16 PM  
Blogger michael said...

I have never eaten Spam in my life.

I am MichaelJanTerri and I approve this message.

3:16 PM  
Blogger michael said...

I am pretty sure FSJ is into Spam on the grill, though.

3:18 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

Thats all my dad could cook, so when Mom was gone it was spam and mac and cheese for the Harrison kids.

3:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kristina, have you ever seen Walker, Texas Ranger?

3:19 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Heck...

I have never seen Walker Texas Ranger for more than about five seconds.

3:21 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

FSJ has a trailer made of spam

3:21 PM  
Blogger michael said...

I am pretty sure Kristina said she owns season 1 on DVD

3:21 PM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

Luv, define seen? While I am aware that it was a show and that it stars Chuck Norris, I cannot say that I have ecer actually watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger.

3:22 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Well, that settles it ...

FSJ isn't into Grills at all, if he says he's never watched Walker, Texas Ranger.

3:22 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Jet:

I have watched wrasslin' though...

Does that count?

3:23 PM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

Faker is a sensitive type, I guess.

Those who live in spam trailers shouldn't throw hot dogs.

3:23 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

Thats some deep thinkin' Kristina.

3:24 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Zoo Keeper should be in a think tank for sure.

3:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ristina said...
Those who live in spam trailers shouldn't throw hot dogs.



I nominate this quote for the front page!

3:25 PM  
Blogger michael said...

I'm not normally one to say, "OHHHHHH THAT SHOULD BE THE FRONT PAGE QUOTE!", but I'll be darned if, "Those who live in spam trailers shouldn't throw hot dogs" isn't one of the best lines ever posted at HABOTN.

3:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oops! I missed the "K" when I was copying!

3:26 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Ahem..

I see the women are sticking together...

3:26 PM  
Blogger scott,will not,from tucson said...

jelly of the month? i suppose that beats peanut butter of the month right now, but not by much.

3:26 PM  
Blogger AUMom said...

My grandfather believed that Nature Boy, Rick Flair, and Dusty Rhodes were real.

The landing on the moon, however, he considered to be fake.

3:26 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Walker Texas Ranger Lever

3:27 PM  
Blogger scott,will not,from tucson said...

dusty rhodes landed on the moon?

3:27 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Rick Flair IS real, and he is the dirtiest player in the game!

3:28 PM  
Blogger AUMom said...

In our quest to hit 600, we went from Walker to wrasslin to jelly and peanut butter ~ I can't keep up

3:28 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

rick flair mows my yard

3:28 PM  
Blogger scott,will not,from tucson said...

i am nature boy.

3:29 PM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

And we are definitely back to being the Randomest Auburn Blog on the Net.

3:29 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

My favorite episode of "Walker" is "The Cleansing," featuring David Keith, last seen hanging out in An Officer and Gentleman. He's a white supremacist with a evil plan to send about 10 fuel tankers into Dallas loaded with some nefarious junk that will wipe half the city from the map.

Walker and guess star Sammo What's His Face save the day, commandeering the only truck that made it into town. The kicker is that they find a field in the middle of downtown about the size of Macon County. They dive out of the truck, just before it vaporizes a 25-acre area.

Amazingly, Walker and Sammo run 4.25 40s and get out of the blast zone, barely.

3:29 PM  
Blogger michael said...

I think Alabama has a law against Jelly of the Month clubs. At least they do for Wine of the Month clubs, because I tried to join one and was denied.

3:30 PM  
Blogger AUMom said...

How old do you think Baby Doll is these days?

Rick Flair (old Thang in my grandfather's vernacular) was the all-time villain.

Granddaddy would watch wrasslin on the VCR. He wanted to watch it live!

As I am sure that every single bit of it was live and unrehearsed

3:30 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Ric Flair couldn't hold Mr. Wrestler II's wrasslin britches....

3:31 PM  
Blogger michael said...

I loved wrasslin in high school. By then it was the late 90's and everyone knew it was fake, but it was beautiful.

3:31 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Sammo originally signed with the University of Hawai'i, but when June Jones took the SMU job, Sammo was visiting Dallas with thoughts of transferring.

Walker maintained his commitment, however, to the University of Texas where his illegitimate son, William "Boom" Muschamp is the head coach in waiting.

3:31 PM  
Blogger scott,will not,from tucson said...

grape jelly could be distilled into wine. glad to see the legislature is watching out for alabama.

3:31 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Ric Flair's skin is about to fall off.

3:32 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Miracle = Turning water into wine.

Not so miraculous = Sometime after midnight, turning wine into water.

3:33 PM  
Blogger scott,will not,from tucson said...

to much methotrexate, michael?

3:33 PM  
Blogger Miller said...

Jet,
Would my job would make me the HABOTN nature boy?

3:34 PM  
Blogger michael said...

I think Flair would not have won nearly as many matches if scouting reports were more prevalent in professional wrestling. All the fans knew that every time he was on his knees begging for mercy, the cheap shot was coming right up! The other wrassler never saw it coming.

3:34 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Definitely ...

And now ... as HABOTN'S Nature Boy ... The Green Machine ...

D MILLER!!!!

3:34 PM  
Blogger michael said...

We should greet Jay G with a Flair style, "Mean WOOOOOOO Jay"

3:35 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Guys, I think you should know that the BC coaching situation has been weighing heavily on my heart in recent days.

3:35 PM  
Blogger Miller said...

WHOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo!!!!!!!

3:36 PM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

Mchl, just hooked your buddy Frnacis up on facebook...

3:36 PM  
Blogger JgobravesHAG said...

Michael Phelps

3:36 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Michael ...

Perhaps you should see a cardiologist. Are you overdue for a stress test?

3:36 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

To be the man...you've got to beat the man...

All the women know they wanna take a ride on Space Mountain!!!!!!!

3:36 PM  
Blogger scott,will not,from tucson said...

i think bc planned all along to bring flutie back as hc. then they realized he was only 5'4" and they are desperately searching for a replacement.

3:37 PM  
Blogger Miller said...

I initially misread Kristina's comment and thought she said that she knocked up your buddy francis on facebook.

3:38 PM  
Blogger michael said...

I went to the doctor about it Jet. I said, "Doctor, doctor, gimme the news," and then he said to me, "I got a bad case of lovin you." So I left.

3:38 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

i think david oku is a topic we haven't covered enough. just what is going on with that guy anyway?

3:39 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Francis is a pretty special dude, so i wouldn't doubt it. He ran for President this last fall.

3:39 PM  
Blogger Miller said...

Ross Fisher and Ernie Els advance at the WGC.

Carry on.

3:40 PM  
Blogger scott,will not,from tucson said...

anybody know au's men's team's rpi rating after the recent win? are we close to 64?

3:40 PM  
Blogger michael said...

I think David Oku is the leading candidate to be the next BC coach.

3:40 PM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

miller....yeah I got no response.

3:41 PM  
Blogger scott,will not,from tucson said...

oku's girlfriend will never live in massachusetts.

3:41 PM  
Blogger michael said...

A few weeks ago I walked up to some high school kid after a basketball game and asked him if I could be his handler. He seemed genuinely creeped out and told me to go away. I guess this trend hasn't spread to Alabama yet. When it does, I will be ready.

3:41 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

scott--i beleive its in the 80's. It was 94 before the ole miss win

3:42 PM  
Blogger Miller said...

I think his recent move indicates that Oku has been hanging out with Phelps and smOku'n something.

3:42 PM  
Blogger scott,will not,from tucson said...

thanks, harrison.

3:42 PM  
Blogger michael said...

How much weed do you think Phelps has ruined by trying to smoke it while swimming?

3:43 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

scott- it is 84 per collegerpi.com

3:44 PM  
Blogger Miller said...

Everyone knows the good stuff is hydrated.

3:45 PM  
Blogger michael said...

the answer to my question: 70

3:45 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

I think Phelps has definitely increased global warming leading to the extinction of bears. Which I am all for causei hate bears

3:45 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

i think i misunderstood michael's question

3:45 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

Did Jay G decide to take Friday and Saturday off? Where's that sucka been today?

3:46 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Micahel ...

Careful ... Robert Palmer didn't heed the warnings and he dropped dead of a heart attack.

3:47 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

PF ... I think we lulled him to sleep sometime this morning.

3:47 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Frankenbummer, you still owe me for lunch today. Who shows up to McDonald's with no means to pay?

3:47 PM  
Blogger michael said...

The new goal is 500 by the way.

3:48 PM  
Blogger AUfan said...

This comment has been removed by the author.

3:48 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Michael ....

I heard you ordered the Big Mac and asked them to hold the Special Sauce. What kinda freak would do that?

3:48 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

I usually dine and dash...forgot you couldn't do that at McDonald's

3:49 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Kristina ...

Let us know where you end up going to dinner ... Inquiring minds, and all that.

3:50 PM  
Blogger michael said...

You know the secret sauce is made of of Thousand Island dressing and pig blood, right? I hate Thousand Island Dressing.

3:50 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

My Vision for this thread is 505.

3:50 PM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

Will do, Jet.

3:52 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

Is the pig blood left over from McRib sandwiches?

3:53 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

Puppet hour in T-5 minutes.

3:55 PM  
Blogger Miller said...

You giving up so soon MJT? We still got 4 minutes.

3:55 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

Sorry, peeps. I have a few other things working at the moment.

I have not forgotten my promise to provide insight into these coaches. I will make that happen. I just have to get this basketball preview finished first.

Let's shoot for 4:45 p.m. CST.

3:55 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

I think it has been puppet hour all day.

3:56 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

I was half joking, Jay G. Don't hate me.

3:56 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

T-minus 3 until the Real Puppet Hour

3:57 PM  
Blogger michael said...

No Puppet Hour for me today, gotta go... like Harrison said earlier, pretty much this whole day has been Puppet Hour, so I am not sorry one bit!

3:57 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

Harrison, that doesn't make sense. Unless you just started your day less than an hour ago.

3:57 PM  
Blogger michael said...

OK, I am a little bit sorry.

3:57 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

is it weird that on my birthday this week, all of the birthday cards i got had a fart, butt, or toilet joke on them?

3:58 PM  
Blogger michael said...

You obviously missed the time warp discussions from a couple of days ago, Frankenstiffer

3:58 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Miachel ... we are about to hit your drive time, and you're abandoning us in our hour of need.

Sorry won't cut it. Now, go sit on the sideline and support your teammates.

3:58 PM  
Blogger michael said...

My family only does monkey cards for birthdays

3:58 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

I don't mind you jabbing at me, Peter.

RoF membership has privileges.

3:59 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

My friends give me cards with sexy grills on them.

3:59 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

PUPPET HOUR BEGINS

3:59 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Sorry Jet, in-laws coming in town, wrath of family needs to be avoided.

3:59 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

One minute early.

3:59 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

As deemed by blog management.

4:00 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Jay G ... kickin' off the family hour.

Michael ... life lesson for you ... wrath of family cannot be avoided.

4:00 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

Just go ahead and make them angry, then they won't talk to you. everybody wins!

4:00 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

And I was worried that Puppet Hour was going to be furloughed today.

This blog has forward thinking management.

4:01 PM  
Blogger Miller said...

McIlroy advances. Kid is on a tear.

4:01 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

Jay, thanks for embracing puppet hour. It means a lot to those of us with nothing real to say

4:01 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

DMiller ... that McIlroy-Ross What's His Face final will be a major TV draw.

4:02 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

that mcilroy kid can play

4:04 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

I hear McIlroy is leaving the Tour to coach at BC.

4:05 PM  
Blogger Miller said...

I was hoping Villegas could make it through, but he seems to be struggling.
That violent swing if his is fun to watch.


These twitter updates are awesome! Why didn't somebody tell me to get twitter before?

4:08 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

Villegas came into my friend's pharmacy when he was playing at Capitol Hill in Prattville a few years ago. He left his cell phone there

4:09 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Mrs. Jet asked me if I could read putts like Villegas.

4:09 PM  
Blogger Miller said...

Down goes Lefty.

4:11 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

Being a Phil fan (as I am) is very much like being an Auburn fan.

4:12 PM  
Blogger Miller said...

Villegas wins 2 straight holes. Now dn 1 w/ 3 to play.

4:12 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Harrison ... as a left-handed golfer, a Phil fan, and an Auburn fan, yes, it is.

4:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Way to go Stuie, way to beat ol'e Dummy (Phil Mickelson)

4:13 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Phil is a swinger, baby

4:14 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Michael ...

Everytime you try to leave, we keep dragging you back in.

4:15 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

Jet, did you get a little misty eyed when Phil won the 2004 Masters. I did. I had to suck it up thoough so m y friends wouldn't beat my ass

4:15 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

Michael-our caddy at sawgrass last summer told us some Phil stories like that.. I think he was a liar, Phil would never do that

4:16 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Yeah, I did ...

I especially loved the cover of Sports Illustrated (shot by Gump resident Dave "Mullet" Martin of the AP) where you would have struggled to slide an index card under Phil's feet as he leapt for joy. Phil doesn't have big hops, you know.

4:16 PM  
Blogger michael said...

I'm leaving for real in just one second Jet...

Harrison, I too heard some stories from a high school friend of mine who plays on the Hooters tour (ie has never met Phil but knows a guy who knows a guy). There are clearly rumors within the golfing community, who knows if it's true.

4:18 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

He also told us the rumors of Callaway paying off Phil's gambling debt(millions) to sign with them and leave titleist.

4:20 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

Harrison, did you birdie 17 on the Stadium Course? I did when I played there last summer. My caddie didn't tell me phil stories (actually, my caddie didn't show up, which I was peeved about. I don't really blame him,though), but at least I have that.

4:20 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

all 4 of us hit the green (our caddie said it was the first time he'd seen it..another lie maybe). Then 3 of us proceeded to 3 putt for bogies

4:23 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

I've birded No. 17 5 of the 6 times I've played it.

Of course, that was on a video game.

4:23 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

how did you do on 17?
i parred 18 with one of the best drives I've ever hit in my life

4:25 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

I typed out the whole story of my shot, then realized that nobody really cares. Bottom line: that course ate me up. The only good thing that happened all day was hitting the pin on 17 and ending up with a birdie.

4:30 PM  
Blogger AUMom said...

I leave you guys for a few minutes thinking 600 would never happen. JGT should never leave us alone for that long.

4:31 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Peter, I care.

4:32 PM  
Blogger AUMom said...

I hope Phil beats Tiger every time they play.

Of course, I hope everybody beats Tiger when he plays. I get disappointed a lot.

4:32 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

I played pretty well that day. I had played the day before in Auburn and just played awful, then wento to Sawgrass and played very well. Then i got drunk

4:32 PM  
Blogger AUMom said...

Peter, what happened?

4:33 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

me too AUmom. i pull against Tiger, except when he plays Boo Weekley

4:33 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

I parred 18 in the dark (course was super backed up, there was enough light for 17- not so much for 18). If I had been able to see the water on 18, there's a good chance I would have put my ball in it.

4:33 PM  
Blogger AUMom said...

Hey, I pull for Boo Radley against Tiger.

4:34 PM  
Blogger scott,will not,from tucson said...

tucson sighed when tiger lost. he brings a bunch of money to the economy when he plays. probably 1/2 of the press coverage left with him.

4:34 PM  
Blogger AUMom said...

Oh oh, Paula Deen just called Emeril a sissy.

4:34 PM  
Blogger AUMom said...

Well, she said he had sissy chops. (pork chops)

4:35 PM  
Blogger scott,will not,from tucson said...

there are no sissy chops--just people afraid to work em up.

4:36 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

That was such a fun course. Our next trip is to try and go to wisconsin area and play Whistling Straits and Blackwolf run and those courses. It's just chatter right now

4:37 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Boo Radley, I understand, had a bad case of the shanks.

4:37 PM  
Blogger AUMom said...

Groan, Jet.

I am still laughing though.

4:38 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

i should read more books

4:39 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

ok, so the pin was way forward that day. We were playing the back men's tees, and I walked up, looked at it, and it just didn't feel right. The angle was weird, the yardage was less than a full swing, and I wasn't comfortable. I decided to to step back to the pro tees, and take a gander. Right away, I knew that's where I should hit my shot from. I lined up and put it right in the middle of the green. Ball stops, and starts spinning backwards. Uh-oh, I think. With the spin I had, I knew once it hit that hill and started rolling back to me, it would get going too fast and come right off the front of the green. Fortunately, I got lucky. Ball comes blazing back down, hits the pin, basically stops, and ends up three feet left of the hole. Easy putt in for a birdie. I jumped up and down like a little kid.

4:41 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

this is way off track, but has anyone ever been to vortex bar/grill in Atlanta?

4:41 PM  
Blogger AUMom said...

Woohoo, PF. What a great story! and off the pro tee too!

You the man.

4:42 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

Feel free to migrate PUPPET DAY to the new thread.

4:43 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

nice peter. Pin was in front for us too. I hit it on top of that hill and 3 putted because the putt was lightning fast.

There is a video of us on you tube. search "gibbsca" it has on in 17 and 13

4:43 PM  
Blogger michael said...

So close to 600. You guys really sissied out.

8:26 PM  
Blogger michael said...

I mean really. How could you guys not finish it?

8:52 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Despicable.

8:52 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Disgraceful. I got a good mind to tell the warden about this.

10:47 PM  
Blogger michael said...

I mean, we already failed by not hitting 600 before 4:00. And then you guys just quit on me? Where's your fight?

11:00 PM  
Blogger michael said...

This would never have happened if Ronnie Brown was a HABOTN commenter. That guy really knows how to finish a run. Or a thread.

11:03 PM  
Blogger michael said...

I know what 600 tastes like. Do you? I'm doing this for you!

11:33 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Just horrible.

10:27 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

Indeed MCHLAIE, horrible.

11:15 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

Captain Boxhead would be furious.

11:16 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

You DO NOT want to make Captain Boxhead mad.

11:16 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

Why I even heard that Captain Boxhead delivered a roundhouse kick to Chuck Norris' face and made Chuck cry.

11:17 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

Chuck Norris has counted to Infinity. Twice.

11:18 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

Chuck Norris is my homeboy.

11:18 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

Really. I've stayed at his lake place on Martin.

11:18 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

More than once.

11:18 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

It's within sight of Sinclair's.

11:19 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

I've even driven Chuck Norris' boat.

11:20 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

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11:22 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

The above "post" was by gatigercub
and is fully endorsed by gatiger.\
\

11:23 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

gatigercub was a contributor to the immediately preceding post.

11:42 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

i also endorse that.

11:43 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

however, i cannot and will not endorse him improperly turning off the computer.

11:43 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

as such, i felt i had no other choice but to put him down.

11:43 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

put him down for a nap that is.

11:44 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

600+!

11:44 AM  
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