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4.20.2009

Getting back in gear

Hey everyone. It's been a few days, I know. It happens sometimes.

GAZING INTO THE DISTANCE: Thanks, as always, for making the HABOTN one of your stops on the Interwebs. As Auburn's athletic season winds down and there is less SUBSTANCE to what I can write here on a daily basis, I'm open to ideas about what we can do for the next two months or so.

I plan on doing player-by-player scouting reports on the team's top 25 players as we get into late June and July. Until then, though, it's all negotiable.

A-DAY THOUGHTS: I haven't had a chance to talk with coaches about how things went Saturday. While I believe Neil Caudle has a real shot at this job, his superior performance at A-Day doesn't change much. This is at least a two-player race and, in my opinion, will remain that way until late August. Don't yet forget about Chris Todd.

I was interested to hear that Mario Fannin played wideout last weekend. He's been discussed as this hybrid player, but I think Onterio McCalebb is the preferred player for that role. When McCalebb told me last week that nobody else was being groomed for a TB/WR role, I figured something was up.

BASEBALL LOSES TWO AT USC:
Auburn (25-15, 8-10) played well at times, but again struggled on Sunday because of pitching problems. The bottom line is that a third weekend starter doesn't exist. Grant Dayton is consistently good and Jon Luke Jacobs oscillates between good and below average. Without a third guy, though, the Tigers will struggle to finish .500 in the league.

WOMEN'S GOLF WINS THE SECs: It was Auburn's seventh league crown. The Tigers opened the final day three strokes back, but pulled away with an eight-stroke win. Arkansas and Alabama finished second. Auburn, currently ranked No. 6, will play in the NCAAs beginning May 7.

Photo credit: Todd Van Emst/Auburn University

Questions? Comments? Post directly to the blog below or email me at jgtate@gannett.com.

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Blogger ehyou said...

Horray!!!

11:47 AM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

Very nice work there.

Post has been up a matter of seconds ...

11:47 AM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Just waiting on my daily dose JGT. Thanks.

11:48 AM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Eddie,

Stan White was a redshirt freshman in 1990 when he started...however he did play like a true freshman in 91 and 92, so maybe that's why you thought he might have been a true freshman when he played.

11:50 AM  
Blogger Eddie McCoy said...

Countdown of top Auburn moments since Jay has been covering the team. That could be interesting.

11:50 AM  
Blogger Eddie McCoy said...

I thought so RK, but wasn't sure. I can't think of a real significant True Freshan in a passing offense that has stepped in and started for Auburn.

11:51 AM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Eddie,

I can't either. There haven't been a lot of redshirt freshmen that have stepped up as a quality starter at Auburn over the years.

11:53 AM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

Not that it matters, what was the final score that they came up with for A-Day?

11:55 AM  
Blogger wartiger said...

57-31 offense

11:57 AM  
Blogger digger4au said...

Good to have you back JGT. Looking forward to you comments after you talk to the coaches, if you get that oportunity.

12:01 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Ugh it's going to be slow the next couple of months.

12:02 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Did not know that about the Women's Golf program. Congrats ladies and good luck.

12:07 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

I love that some of our sports are out there kicking butt and taking names...War Eagle kids!

12:09 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

It really is going to be slow for a while.

There were times last summer when I just stopped blogging. I'd like to avoid that this summer, but making that happen means things could get more tangential than usual at times.

Some people like to complain about that. If you're one of those people, it's time for you to go back to watching Jeopardy! reruns.

12:09 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

You're in luck, Jay! Tangerines are my favorite fruit.

12:11 PM  
Blogger michael said...

There is nothing I hate more than conversations going off topic.

12:11 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Michael, what's the latest on the Boston College coaching situation?

12:12 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Michael..
What's your take on the movement to banish Comic Sans type font?

12:16 PM  
Blogger michael said...

I think if the BC coach had laid out his plans for the New York Jets in comic sans font, things would be a lot different today for all of us.

12:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What if Tony Franklin had printed the playbook in Comic Sans?

12:21 PM  
Blogger michael said...

There was no need to ever print the Tony Franklin playbook. Remember, there were only 3 or 4 plays. It was a simple offense.

12:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was further simplified.

12:23 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

It really was 4 plays. Mesh, stick, shallow and the zone read and different variations thereof.

12:24 PM  
Blogger wartiger said...

what is Franklin doing now? besides the AU paid vacation...

12:24 PM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

thanks wartiger

12:25 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

He's at MTSU "coaching offense."

12:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The better question might be what is the xBC coach doing these days.

12:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jeff Jagodzinski is the OC for the Tampa Bay Bucs.

12:30 PM  
Blogger astro said...

jay,

will todd be back in the qb mix in the fall or is he sol ?

12:32 PM  
Blogger War Eagle Girl said...

Jay,
Thanks for mentioning the Women's Golf Team. I mentioned it last night and got no response. I like to talk about football but it's nice to recognize the other sports that the students work hard in.

12:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Doug is drinking the AU kool-aid. Bit of a surprise, actually.

12:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll stick with my 4-5 wins prediction until (hopefully) proven wrong.

12:37 PM  
Blogger Dear Leader said...

is it August yet???

12:38 PM  
Blogger War Eagle Girl said...

If Jay doesn't have anything to cover....what in the world is the roundtable going to talk about?!

12:38 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

a.) I hate comic sans. I wish it would go away forever.

b.) I think Chris Todd's judgment day hasn't yet arrived.

c.) I need to do a story on Tony Franklin.

12:40 PM  
Blogger Jim Rome said...

How does the team react to Todd? Is he working hard, or simply in rehab mode? Thanks

12:43 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

I can't listen to the Roundtable if Jay G isn't on it.

The last time I listened was a couple of weeks ago and we got play by play of fans putting.

12:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mr. U is on the line. Switch over while you still have a chance to avoid the Monica-obsession from the fetal position peanut butter lover.

12:46 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

So what's transcrip of today's script...errr call by Mr. U?

12:48 PM  
Blogger Will said...

Jay G, how about a "Where are they now?" piece on a former AU player. We could poll the HOTTIES and see whom everyone would like to catch up with.

12:48 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

going off topic is fun. How many different ways can we say Kodi hasn't put it all together yet

12:49 PM  
Blogger Will said...

Harrison, I think Kodi has all of the (insert buzz word here), but for some reason he just can't seem to (insert awkard sports themed metaphor here). Would you agree?

12:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mr. United spewed:

- something something about how the callers aren't up to his level

- something something about not liking Playboy

- something something about bimbos

- something something about time machines

- something something about a beatdown between IMan/Rusty and Charles

- something something about cooking chicken and Mrs. U

- something something about the Braves choking

- something something about McElroy is "blowing up bigger" than Tracy Rocker at a buffet table

- something something else stupid

- something something props.

Finally, they went to a break.

12:57 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Hmm interesting script.

12:58 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

I couldn't agree more Will.
i think everyone should fill in that sentence and see what we get

12:58 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

does this "U" fella not have a job?

12:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Back to work for me, Hotties. Lunch is over.

12:59 PM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

glad you're back JGT. happy 4/20.

"roll it up, light it up, smoke it up, inhale....exhale......."

12:59 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

I just want the hosts to interrupt his reading of his call and get him off topic and see if he still has the same cadence and same wit.

1:00 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

I think Kodi has good command of his ball but for some reason he just can't seem to hit the right spots.

1:03 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Guys, I think Kodi has all of the tangibles, but for some reason he just can't seem to put the chimpanzee in the oven. Would you agree?

1:07 PM  
Blogger JgobravesHAG said...

Yuuuuuup

1:07 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

mmmmmm baked monkey

1:10 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Afternoon hotties!!

1:12 PM  
Blogger Cory said...

Was that not the fastest A-day game in history. Felt like I just sat down when the game ended...

1:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cory, I wasn't there, but I did watch it on t.v. and thought the same thing.

1:16 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

I'd like some in depth baseball coverage with lots of opinions backed by obscure stats.....no really.


How about having a really random interview where you just ask movie questions to a really random person once a week.

Athlete profiles and recruiting info from some of the more less covered sports. Look at the womens basketball interest you generate. Imagine if you brought the girls soccer team into our lives by introducing us to the players. Or how exciting it would be to dig up info on the latest 100 meter breaststroke phenom from Greece that Auburn is interested in.

1:20 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

What's up with all of the dead ponies at that polo match in Palm Beach? 30 dead horses? Craziness.

1:28 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I like the idea of blogs on the players. That would be pretty cool.

Also, more details on the backgrounds of the coaches would also be interesting. Roof is probably the one I am least comfortable with at the moment. This is only a feeling I get from watching his interviews and not based in fact.

As for the QB race, I think it is clear that Caudle is #1 and Kodi #2 at the moment. I get this from listening to how each talks about what has occurred and the fact that Kodi was a vastly more experienced QB than Caudle, but somehow couldn't beat him out. Caudle wasn't who I considered Kodi's main competition. I now I have my first guess at the QB pecking order next season.

1) Caudle
2) Todd
3) Kodi

Should Todd's arm not be good to go, I can see it like this.

1) Caudle
2) Kodi
3) Tyrik

These are my impressions and shouldn't be confused with reality.

1:31 PM  
Blogger chip chip said...

reality is generally more confusing than the delusional world i tend to inhabit.

1:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There will be no reality to the Qb pecking order until shortly before the first game in the Fall.....or at least that is what CGC said during the halftime interview. I realize that CGM said that he would like to go into the Fall with a clear #1, but I will defer to the HC statement and not speculate further.

NOTE: That last sentence will cause grammer geeks real problems, but it was designed that way on purpose...so there!

1:44 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

The HC might as well speak in Haiku and Limericks, there will be nothing definite said from his mouth. The only time you will see anything one way or another will be on paper or with your own eyes at the game.

1:45 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I wonder if profiles on our opponents for the upcoming season might be good. Doing one per week and having a heated discussion of how we will do might be interesting. Some kind of friday football fight might be nice. We can just go ahead and figure out all the winners and losers for this coming season and save on player injuries.

1:51 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

Wartiger,

I'll be at the race Sunday. Look for me with a "HABOTN love No.18" sign.

1:52 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

We could also have a contest to see who could come up with the best analog of the Franklin Experience to the stock market. Something like, geeze, that stock went down quicker than a Franklin linemen, or perhaps that rally was shorter than a Chris Todd pass.

1:55 PM  
Blogger chip chip said...

how about a AU record/score challenge like the ncaa bball challenge? pick the record and score of each game before the season opener. the person with the most accurate record and smallest point differential in the games they miss wins a prize (like paying for jgt's lunch).

jgt would not be eligible as the bball challenge was obviously an inside job. i don't want him calling his friends vinnie and bruno to mess with the outcome my AU football season so he can win again.

jay, have you received your bracket challenge championship HABOTN shirt? would you be willing to model it via live webcast?

1:55 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Even with a bum shoulder, Todd was as good as Kodi last year and I agree, if his surgery is successful, he will be competitive. On Saturday, Kodi looked like the same old Kodi...passes into the dirt or behind receivers and into coverage.

1:57 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

A weekly Hugh Nall update might be nice too. Something like this week Hugh Nall scheduled another shipment of ACME widgets to the ....

1:59 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

If Todd's arm is healthy, he will likely be the starter by the end of the season. This is assuming that something doesn't click in Kodi's head. I think Kodi has the most room for improvement. More than likely Caudle will start the season and Todd will get be the backup.

2:00 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

I wonder how much Nall's company was hurt by the peanut scandle and subsequent plant closing.

2:02 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I would also like to see a list of all the players we lost after CTT jumped ship. This would be both committed recruits and players. Some players transferred. Some just quit. And some turned pro.

2:02 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

vanilla ice cream

2:12 PM  
Blogger auballard said...

Glad you're back JGT. I visit your site everyday and on my phone when I'm not online.
Question: How do you keep the RNAF's off your blog? It's refreshing not to have to wade through their useless comments.
WDE

2:15 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Some who said it blogs might also be interesting. For instance, who said that "having two QBs is a good problem to have".

2:15 PM  
Blogger auballard said...

During the off season I would like to see more indepth coverage of our baseball team. JMO

2:18 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

who said it is a dumb trivia exercise and an even dumber blog topic.

2:18 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

the evidence supporting long term global warming is as shaky as the evidence against. Al Gore needs to come out and call himself a dumbass.

2:23 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

I'll do some stuff with the baseball team, sure, but that only lasts another few weeks.

2:24 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

usually shorter than that for Auburn baseball lately

2:26 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Where are they now is interesting too, although I don't mean recent coaches. A good list to go from would be All Americans of the last few decades.

2:28 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I see on Undercover where Lutzenkirchen says he will play some h-back and slot receiver. I find that very interesting.

2:32 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

my ten minutes of al.com has ended and I forgot to directly call anyone an idiot.

2:32 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

I find it interesting that anyone reads anything besides the HABOTN.

2:34 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Steve, H-Back is traditionally a TE position. This role was especially prominent on the old Washington Redskins offense. I think it'd be a great spot for him to cut his teeth.

2:34 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

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2:48 PM  
Blogger JgobravesHAG said...

High guys how is everyone?

2:48 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Was the 45,000+ crowd Saturday an A-Day record?

2:49 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

What up hag. You catch anything spear-fishing over the weekend?

2:50 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Yea, from what I have read, the A-Day attendance was an all time record.

2:50 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

I was watching Legally Blond 2 this past weekend and heard the "I'm just a bill" song from Schoolhouse Rock being played in the background in one scene.

2:52 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

Steve,

Today's QB Carousel is

Neil
Chris
Kodi

right?

2:54 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

I'm trying to figure out how I can make that into either a betting or drinking game.

2:54 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

PF..
Is life that bad? Legally Blond 2? Come on man.

2:57 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Legally Blond 2 tells you more about the Boston College coaching situation than you can shake a stick at.

2:58 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

I don't remember the particulars, but I think I had just returned from the beach, flipped on the tv, sat on the couch, and was too lazy to walk back across the room to get the remote.

2:59 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Plus, you really dig the Legally Blond series.

3:01 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

I could stare at Reese Witherspoon for about 90 minutes and have no apologies.

3:02 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

That, too.

I secretly envy Bridget Marquardt and her more realistic Elle Woods lifestyle.

3:04 PM  
Blogger michael said...

It's a scientific marvel that Reese Witherspoon is attractive with that large of a forehead.

3:06 PM  
Blogger michael said...

You guys must check this out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYkw-5htPw0

3:06 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

I guess I shouldn't cast stones. I watched Euro Trip from start to finish a little while back.

When it was over I asked "Did I just do that?"

3:07 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Eurotrip is another 90 minutes of mindless escapsim, I love it.

3:08 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

you guys seen Idiocracy. awesome, just the dumbest movie ever and I love it.

3:10 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

I like Nick Cage. He's bizzare enough to be interesting, but not so far out there to be unwatchable.

3:12 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Harrison, I too am a big fan of Idiocracy.

I'm kind of meh on Nick Cage. It just depends on which movie it is.

3:14 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Hannah Montana: The Movie has garnered a staggering 2.6/10 user rating on IMDB. It must be epic.

3:15 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

so ehyou, what did you think of the Hannah Montana video, we all know you saw it.

3:16 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

More epic: Faceoff or City of Angels?

3:20 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

I had a bootleg copy before it even hit the theaters.

3:21 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

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3:21 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

City of Angels is in my top 5 Life Wasters. Faceoff, eh not good but not terrible.

3:22 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Peter, that is the order I see coming out of the fall. Todd hasn't even practiced so is nowhere on the depth chart at the moment. At the moment it is #1 Neil, #2 Kodi in my opinion.

3:22 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Idiocracy is great, but the real question is how close is it to reality?

3:23 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

PF..
OK, point taken. Nick Cage has been in some of the worst movies known to man.

3:23 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Steve, what are you doing bringing up Auburn sports on an Auburn sports blog?

3:23 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Steve, the answer is too close.

3:24 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

Tweet for Pizza Hut, get paid and get free pizza...frickin sweet summer internship opportunity

3:26 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

Michael, Where's you 10 minutes?

3:36 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

I am back from the Legislator course at RTJ Capitol Hill.

When you play as infrequently as I do, the goal is to break 100.

I did it with a personal best.

It only took me 13 holes.

3:36 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Look at Nic Cage's Wickerman highlights on youtube... he is simply horrible.

3:36 PM  
Blogger michael said...

You talkin bout TMOA? We can start it now Frankenbummer.

You guys are a bunch of idiots.

3:37 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

This comment has been removed by the author.

3:39 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Yall are bammers.

3:44 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

Face/Off at least lended its name to a great rollercoaster at Kings Island. That was the only way I knew that movie existed.

Now that Paramount no longer is invested in Kings Island, the coaster is called Invertigo.

I prefer syrup. I mean, Face/Off.

3:48 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

This comment has been removed by the author.

3:48 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

How do you feel about Oracle spending big CASH bucks on Sun Microsystems, which has been hemorrhaging billions of dollars lately?

3:48 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

I did have a comment about the Barn, but couldn't make myself pull the trigger. Not even in jest.

3:49 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I prefer the term Bambi, although technically it is a term referencing the appearance of Brody Croyle during an Iron Bowl.

3:49 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Peter, it is a matter of perspective. If you are a SUN stock holder, it was a wonderful idea. If you are an Oracle stock holder, you might have a different viewpoint.

3:50 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

Peter, did you scab my pic of Uncle Jethro?

3:51 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

On the upside, SUN has the coolest logo, so at least the Oracle stock holders can hang their hat on that.

3:52 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I love this guy on CNBC. "Allen Stanford has set out to defraud no one". Yea, just cut off the last couple of words Leno, and you got your clip.

3:53 PM  
Blogger michael said...

All 800 people who use Sun computers will tell you they are superior. So they got that going for them.

3:54 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

define scab.

3:55 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

There are Sun computers? I didn't know they did anything but build Java, then fail to update and support it correctly.

3:57 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Sun also has a cool version of unix. They are just having issues. Java is no longer what it use to be.

3:58 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Luv - how was the golf game

Topics? Hopefully we won't get started with the BC coaching situation. A few months is just not enough time to cover it properly. Maybe if NCAA gives AU the death penalty for such a poor attempt at impersonating a football team last year, then we'll have time.

I like the "where are they now?" idea. Let's start with David Campbell.

Or maybe we could do a "where are they buried?" on deceased AU players from days long past. Or not.

4:00 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

SteveFC,

I think Auburn Engineering used to use that on their server. Solaris, right?

4:01 PM  
Blogger michael said...

They used to have a Sun computer lab at school. No one ever used it. It was eventually changed to a Microsoft lab.

4:01 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

I've seen a Sun workstation.

I was jealous. Talk about some real computing power...

4:03 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

I could surf the Rock Band forums for HOURS without a single crash.

4:03 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

When I went to GA Tech, the SUN lab was always full. When I went to Auburn, it was always empty.

4:06 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

I just started toying with the concept of switching to a fully portable unix/linux OS. Tons of options out there. It's been interesting, so far, to see what's available, and how it all works.

4:06 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

is this Michael's gibberish blog now? cause that what you guys are speaking.

4:07 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

Jay G, for just over two times what your macbook pro cost, you could be living that dream.

4:08 PM  
Blogger michael said...

The Sun computers at Auburn were pretty old, and they took forever to load up. Maybe they would have caught on more at AU if they didn't suck.

4:08 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

actually, not even that much.

4:08 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I use to be an admin on a Sun network. It isn't something I am going to look to do again.

4:09 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Harrison, certainly you must have an opinion on the Sun acquisition and its close relation to the BC coaching situation.

4:09 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Sun in sky
Fish in the sea
If you don't know my name
Don't speak to me.

4:10 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Peter, I only use linux. It works well for me.

4:10 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

Why not, Steve?

4:10 PM  
Blogger michael said...

PeterF, did you ever get to the point of using NASTRAN on Sun computers? That is enough to turn you off to Sun.

4:11 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Computer talk! Hey-oh!

4:13 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

Michael, working with anything written in Fortan is enough to turn you off to technology in general, much less a single OS. I couldn't believe that it was still in use when I got to college.

4:13 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Ah, Fortran. Thanks for bringing back the wonderful memories. I remember clearly Fortran programmers explaining to me how they could do anything in Fortran that I could do in C. I still giggle over that one a bit.

4:15 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

So, in Legally Blonde 2, I think they got the senator from Alabama right.

4:16 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Boston College coach?

Kodi vs. Todd?

Tuberville's fault vs. Franklin's fault

Speculate or not?

Tate vs. Fannin?

Puppets? Bears? Nicholas Cage movies other than Raising Arizona?

Please, Lord, anything but computer geeky talk.

4:16 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Believe it or not, it is still used quite regularly in the aerospace industry. As far as it comparing to C, I think the later versions can do pretty much the same things. But aerospace is the only industry that uses it still to my knowledge.

I am proud to say I took the last fortran class Auburn offered. When the computer department stopped offering it, the aerospace department got mad and now makes aerospace students take a fortran tutorial taught by an aerospace TA.

4:17 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

NNEERRRDDDSSSS!!!

4:17 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

Jay G,

any chance you can interview Tubs's mom this summer. On anything. Football, cooking, Jay Jacobs, old people's right to drive. I think it would be riveting.

4:18 PM  
Blogger michael said...

If Kodi Burns were a programming language, he would be python. Ha!

4:18 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Tuberville and Franklin's fault. As for Todd versus Kodi, until Todd can throw a football, Kodi is the choice. I'll take Tate over Fannin any day. Yea, Fannin might make a big play more frequently, but Tate is a very consistent player.

4:18 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Fannin over Tate. Steve, you are a moron.

Oh wait, TMOA is over. Nevermind.

4:19 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Saying that you can do anything in fortran that you can do in C is like saying I can get anywhere on my bicycle that you can get in your car.

4:20 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

Harrison, there's a bear behind you.


I, too, took Fortran the last semester it was offered at Auburn.

4:20 PM  
Blogger michael said...

I will say this: we really have no idea who the RB should be this year. Last year, the O line fell apart every running play, and our RBs were asked to run sideways while the whole thing imploded around them. For a shoddy o line, I say Fannin is the guy. He hits the hole fastest and strongest.

If the line is good, then I don't really have an opinion because we have nothing to base this opinion on. We will just have to wait and see who the coaches put out there and how they do.

4:22 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I actual blame Tuberville more than I do Franklin. If Tuberville had given Franklin control over his staff and the say so for the offense, all the blame would have been in Franklin's course. Offensively, I think Tuberville wanted to open up, but he was like an ice skater on the ice for the first time.

4:22 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Steve, there are premade subroutines for any computing need you have in fortran. Not saying this is the way to go, but yes, in theory you can do anything in fortran to my knowledge that you can do in C.

I am a simple man who prefers his matlab, though.

4:24 PM  
Blogger michael said...

The thing about last year was Tuberville was not in a position where he could just stand by and let the Tony Franklin experiment work it's magic. It was do or die.

Chiznik, however, will be given a bit of a free pass this year, so hopefully he won't feel the need to meddle with the offense if it is slow going at first. You can tell by this blog that fan expectations are different this year. It won't be the end of the world if Auburn doesn't set the world on fire on offense.

4:26 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

C is a different animal. Try to write a program in fortran to reboot your computer. In C it is so easy that I have done it accidentally numerous times.

4:27 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Michael, I didn't have high expectations last season, unlike many. My expectations were that the offense would appear prepared to play. That wasn't the case. Penalties were the real cause of the implosion of our offense last year and that is a sign of poor coaching.

4:29 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Steve ...

Careful, buddy, you are making way too much sense.

4:29 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Brother Jet apparently agrees with your opinions on fortran, Steve.

4:30 PM  
Blogger michael said...

When I say "high expectations", I am thinking more like being in the top 70 or so in offense instead of next to last. You know, a little improvement from the year before.

4:32 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

Is anyone else happy that Blaine Boyer was just sent to St.Louis to screw up Adam Wainwright's quality starts?

4:32 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Jet, I never said that I agreed with the decisions last season. I just believe CTT earned the chance to correct his error. I still admire the overall way CTT lead Auburn. He kept us at a high level on the football field while graduating a lot of players. I haven't looked, but I would guess we had more academic all americans under Tuberville than any coach in recent memory. Overall he did an excellent job. That isn't to say that last season wasn't a disorganized circle jerk.

4:33 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

I can assure you that Auburn's offense will score more touchdowns against div-1 opponents than South Alabama this year.

4:35 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Do you think Chizik will run an organized circle...ehhh.. Steve?

4:36 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

That reminds me of joke ..

Why don't Junior Leaguers have orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

4:38 PM  
Blogger chip chip said...

PF, you and i should start the Hottest University of South Alabama Blog on the Net (HUSABOTN). my research shows the number of participants could climb into the low teens with years of hard work.

4:42 PM  
Blogger chip chip said...

and i think AU has a true offensive direction for the first time since coach dye was prowling the sidelines.

4:43 PM  
Blogger Denny Crum said...

If Kodi was a computer language..hmmm, he reminds me of COBOL.

Course someone may say BASIC, but BASIC was still functional.

I remember the FORTRON, BASIC, and COBOL classes I had. Even Pascal and C++. Those were the days my friend, I thought they'd never end. While I never had an ALGOL, I know plenty of people who have.

I miss Dbase and other neat things like that. I remember when I was told a 20 meg hard drive was all I would ever need.

4:44 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

michael, I think the Chiz knows where his bread is buttered. Offensively, Malzahn will organize the circle.

4:48 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Hmmmm, then I think Tony Franklin would be LISP.

4:49 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

just caught up on the anti- Comic Sans movement. I would say to just ban HR managers and other office ladies that use it (let's get real, non-HR men don't use it) and it will go away.

4:51 PM  
Blogger Denny Crum said...

Tony Franklin is like having Netscape as your primary browser.

4:54 PM  
Blogger AUBigCat said...

Steve I think that had Tubs given Franklin the control he wanted, the team would have completely quit on him. Kodi was already asking for a transfer.

4:56 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

'Your HTML cannot be accepted: Tag is not allowed: &ltfont face="Comic Sans MS"&gt'

Crap. And it would have been such a great comment too.

4:57 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

Fantastic, Denny. I hope Jay G picks that up for the front page.

4:57 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I think CTT was too excited about Kodi. It is kind of like that diver who hit his head on the board. Yea, Kodi looked good at first, but the follow through just isn't there yet.

4:58 PM  
Blogger michael said...

The mistake Tubs made was hiring Franklin. Tubs admitted that much.

Once Franklin bombed, no one was making it out of there alive. Just wasn't going to happen. Franklin couldn't get his offense to work against the lightweights, he wasn't going to get it working by the end of the season either. Maybe it was his fault, maybe the players just sucked, who knows.

5:00 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

If it weren't for Netscape, we wouldn't have Firefox, so maybe the analogy holds.

5:00 PM  
Blogger scott,will not,from tucson said...

Hey folks. worked for the man all weekend. working for myself today. i did get to listen to the aday game prior to being called in on sat. cobol takes me back in time a bit. am i the only one who feared the c prompt?

5:01 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Pretty cool post here:

http://www.auburntron.com/2009/04/12/2008-offense-kodi-vs-todd/

Compares Kodi vs Todd statistically. Basically, the two sucked just about equally, with Kodi being slightly better at the helm.

Either way, I don't think you can blame last year on Franklin loving Todd or Tubs loving Burns. Neither one got the job done.

5:02 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Franklin's offense worked against Georgia when he was at Troy. I think it is more of an issue with coaching as well as possibly how well he was able to adjust his offense to the personnel. One of the things I like about Malzahn is that one year at Tulsa they were a running team. The next they were passing. It was just a matter of putting in the right plays for the personnel.

5:03 PM  
Blogger AUBigCat said...

Franklin had his mind set on who was going to play and who was not. He also seemed to make those intentions known in a very disrespectful way to both Kodi and Caudle. That is not how Auburn does things. I would say that lost him the support of the coaches and team more than anything else

5:06 PM  
Blogger AUBigCat said...

Having Kodi and Caudle as potential starters is an interesting problem. One has shown that he cant win a game for you (See UGA) and the other has shown that he can lose some for you (see crazy INTs in practice).

5:08 PM  
Blogger michael said...

No amount of debugging could have made the Tony Franklin offense compile last year.

5:08 PM  
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