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Hey everyone. Here is Auburn's current array of football scholarships.

Just thought you might like to see how they're allocating spots.

1. Cam Newton, QB
2. Neil Caudle, QB
3. Barrett Trotter, QB
4. Clint Moseley, QB
5. Mario Fannin, TB
6. Eric Smith, TB
7. Onterio McCalebb, TB
8. Dontae Aycock, TB
9. Phillip Lutzenkirchen, TE
10. Darvin Adams, WR
11. DeAngelo Benton, WR
12. Emory Blake, WR
13. Terrell Zachery, WR
14. Quindarius Carr, WR
15. Travante Stallworth, WR
16. Kodi Burns, WR
17. Philip Pierre-Louis, WR
18. Anthony (Gulley) Morgan, WR
19. Derek Winter, WR
20. Mike Berry, OL
21. Bart Eddins, OL
22. Byron Isom, OL
23. John Sullen, OL
24. Lee Ziemba, OL
25. Roszell Gayden, OL
26. Brandon Mosley, OL
27. Ryan Pugh, OL
28. Jared Cooper, OL
29. A.J. Greene, OL
30. Andre Harris, OL
31. Mike Blanc, DT
32. Derrick Lykes, DT
33. Jamar Travis, DT
34. Nick Fairley, DT
35. Zach Clayton, DT
36. Nosa Eguae, DE
37. Mike Goggans, DE
38. Dee Ford, DE
39. Craig Sanders, DE
40. Hot Carter, DE
41. Craig Stevens, LB
42. Josh Bynes, LB
43. Eltoro Freeman, LB
44. Jessel Curry, LB
45. Jonathan Evans, LB
46. Harris Gaston, LB
47. Aairon Savage, DB
48. Neiko Thorpe, DB
49. T'Sharvan Bell, DB
50. Zac Etheridge, DB
51. Demond Washington, DB
52. Daren Bates, DB
53. Drew Cole, DB
54. Mike Slade, DB
55. D'Antoine Hood, DB
56. Mike McNeil, DB
57. Robert Cooper, ATH
58. Wes Byrum, K
59. Ryan Shoemaker, P


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Blogger FSJ said...


8:04 PM  
Blogger cincytiger said...


8:06 PM  
Blogger scottie b schwarzenegger said...

Nonoooo bammer!

8:07 PM  
Blogger SteveFC said...

Thanks Jay. That looks pretty good. We are a little low on RB, TE, DT, and DB; but it isn't horrible. We have tons of WR, some who could fill in at DB or RB.

8:08 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Gotta be quick cincy...

BTW, from the previous thread...she didn't exactly kick me in the heart...I wish she had.

8:08 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

Steve, don't forget about incomings at those positions.

8:09 PM  
Blogger michael said...

57+25 = 82 < 85

Looks like we won't have to kick any backups off the team for showing up late to class this summer. That's good news!

8:09 PM  
Blogger cincytiger said...

Just sayin if my daughter told me she liked Alabama now instead of Auburn, it would kick me in the heart. Is your heart with Auburn now :)

How is Abbie by the way?

8:12 PM  
Blogger Miller said...

Interesting breakdown, JGT...

There will be a lot of contributors from the incoming Frosh in the Fall...

8:13 PM  
Blogger Miller said...

B'ham peeps.... any of you play in a softball league? I need to find a team

8:13 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...


Personally, I'll be dsiappointed. That's my favorite part of summer workouts.

8:14 PM  
Blogger SteveFC said...

Yea, the incoming will help a lot, although it is nice to be able to redshirt. The incoming are why I am not concerned with LBs. We are actually looking pretty good there.

I wish we had another true RB other than Dyer coming in, but we should be fine.

DT will still be a concern, but it will really help if we get all the DTs in that we signed. I think there was three if you count the RB/DT. I have heard one is likely not to qualify.

The coaches did a much better job of filling needs this time. Part of the reason we are still a little thin at DT and RB is because we had some major prospects we were hoping for there and didn't get them, but it isn't bad. They have enough players to work with.

8:16 PM  
Blogger Miller said...

PF.... you can wait and hear of some roster trimmings to the basketball team... that should satisfy you

8:16 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

How many RBs does there need to be? All 5 should be able to play. None totally suck.

8:19 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

Good Point, Miller

8:19 PM  
Blogger michael said...

PF, I admit it is mildly entertaining seeing how many non-contributing scholarship players turn out not to be Auburn Men after all. Maybe Chiz will still do that for old times sakes.

8:23 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

@AUPPL: Tony Caldwell hits a ball off the scoreboard (in-play) and is thrown out at second base. 1 out.

Wondeful base running/luck. Down one in the 8th.

8:23 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

Peter, check your FB inbox.

8:25 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

Correction, 9th. Game over Troy 5 AU 4...Troy comes back from. 4-2 deficit with 3 unearned runs to win. Despit the fact that Auburn used midweek pitchers who, for the most part, will not see the mound on the weekends, I'm going back to hoping for Hoover instead of claiming it.

8:27 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...


Abbie is doing fine...She's a very sweet and funny kid. I wish I was more like her..

As for my heart...I think it is in Vegas or some place like that.

8:33 PM  
Blogger cincytiger said...

Be careful, I hear weird things can happen in Vegas and it stays there!

8:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's the story on Anthony Gulley Morgan and the name change?

I smell a good blurb for Auburn Notes.

8:34 PM  
Blogger E-Bro said...

Completely random, but...

For shame, Eddie, for shame earlier today for having no confidence in Man United against Chelski on Saturday.

And the CL tie against Bayern ain't over yet, either.

Okay, back to Auburn...

8:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why is there no $$$$ for Brent Poole?

8:44 PM  
Blogger cincytiger said...

This is what I have read in a couple of places about Morgan. He was raised in an adoptive home and chose to change his last name to honor his adoptive family.

8:44 PM  
Blogger Norm said...


8:45 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

This comment has been removed by the author.

8:45 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

I'm my favorite. Don't tell the others.

8:46 PM  
Blogger wellsAU said...

No Ralph Spry Jr.?

And absolutely disappointing in our Baseball results.

8:47 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

Cincy, that is correct about Gulley Morgan.

Spry, as far as I know, is not on scholarship at this time.

8:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good deal, Cincy.



8:48 PM  
Blogger SteveFC said...

Typically I would prefer at least 6 or 7 RBs, but it does depend upon how many we are going to have on the field at once. Since the H-Back could be a WR or TE I guess it should be okay. Remember that we have had years with 3 or 4 RBs injured. Remember the year when Tre started in the Iron Bowl? Not to mention that with the up tempo offense, we have more carries to spread around. In general you have 3 or 4 times the number of starter at a position.

8:50 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

okay, I get that SteveFC. Especially if you've got RB's in the slot.

9:03 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Alright, it's 7p on the left coast. Hot Wife flew home this morning, I left the office a few hours ago and have been working in the hotel since then. Now I'm hungry. I'm walking across the street to the Hyatt restaurant/bar and putting my feedbag on. Y'all be cool.

9:04 PM  
Blogger Brandon said...

So, Rollison and Mike McNeil aren't on scholarship right now???

9:09 PM  
Blogger scottie b schwarzenegger said...

be cool honey bunny

9:13 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

I'm pretty sure Rollison is, he's just not on the roster.

9:13 PM  
Blogger CH=B said...

Miller, I'm not on a team but if you find one I would be interested.

9:18 PM  
Blogger landon said...

Jessel Curry chose spring football practice over dates to homecoming and the prom? I smell first-ballot, Ring of Fire in his future.

9:19 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

who the eff are Landon and Brandon. Newcomers with rhyming names rule!

9:25 PM  
Blogger CH=B said...

I smell walmartians!!!

9:32 PM  
Blogger CH=B said...

I'm leaving it with you all. Got to get up early for P90X. Wish me luck.

9:32 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...


9:32 PM  
Blogger Fire Marshal Jet said...

U.S. women playing Mexico on ESPN2 in the snow in Salt Lake City. kinda funny.

9:49 PM  
Blogger E-Bro said...

Funny haha or what?

Go USA!!

9:50 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

I won't count Rollison, he gone, but McNeil counts.

9:57 PM  
Blogger wtc said...

AU will have to recruit just as wel this coming year for OL and DT. That is the priority for 2011 class.

Take 1-2 Rb's, 1 QB, 2 WR's, 4 DB, 2 DE, 5LB, 4 OL and 4 DT.

I think that will do it.

9:59 PM  
Blogger wtc said...

Jet has the correct call on QB:

Trotter (unitl he transfers)

10:00 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

I notice there's still roon for a longsnapper on that group...Is there a punter in this incoming class? If not, might be a good idea for 2011.

10:03 PM  
Blogger wtc said...

AU leads the SEC with 47 errors and then committed 2 tonight. That is 49 errors in 25 games.

10:05 PM  
Blogger wtc said...

PF-we added a place kicker(top 5 in nation) and a punter (#1 in the nation)and they will be coming in this fall.

10:06 PM  
Blogger wtc said...

Looks like Malzahn is going to cut is QB list to at least 3 soon. I would think by this weekend it is dropped by the weekend and possibly to 2.

10:08 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

Thanks, wtc. I knew about the PK, couldn't remember the P situation, and was too lazy to look...Yep, that should do. They'll need a walk-on to backup the punting duties, but those have been easy to come by in recent years.

10:13 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

Almost 2 E per game is unacceptable.

10:18 PM  
Blogger SteveFC said...

Yea, some schools don't even give kickers scholarships, or at least not until they prove themselves. I feel good about the kickers we've got.

In general, the coaches satisfied our needs in this last class. I was most impressed with the OLs and LBs we got. OL was going to be a huge concern in 2011, but I am not nearly as concerned.

10:31 PM  
Blogger SteveFC said...

Trotter should transfer. It is hard to see him getting playing time unless we see an unbelievable number of QB injuries. Usually I would say 4 QBs is a good number, but we have so many ex-QBs on this team, having an emergency QB in case of disaster shouldn't be a problem.

10:34 PM  
Blogger Miller said...

I just had a conversation with an old friend from college, that I had not spoken with since graduating... I had dated her sister at one point and hadn't seen or heard from her since even before then... so, being bored I just googled her and lo and behold the girl in now a frickin' swimsuit model!
Interesting... very interesting.

10:56 PM  
Blogger Phormerly Phred said...

I swear I made a comment on here earlier. So did Jet I thought. Where did they go?

11:36 PM  
Blogger Fearless Freep said...

I stumbled across my first girlfriend's FB page recently. I was 15 and she was 12 when we were 'dating' back in '76, and I haven't seen her in almost 30 years.

She's a dead ringer for Barbara Eden, as she looked in the last season of I Dream Of Jeannie. Not bad for a 47-year-old.

12:23 AM  
Blogger THT 2.0, G.G. said...

Morning Hotties!

It's 7.48 and i've already wasted 2 hours of daylight waiting for breakfast; y'all best not do the same. Carpe Diem, Hotties!


12:48 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

2.0 - arrived here a few min. ago. Google chat?

1:13 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I forget... did we sign 27 or 28 in the 2010 signing class? Any word on which ones won't get their scholly this year?

1:25 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Ditto what 2.0 said ^^^

4:54 AM  
Blogger CH=B said...

Morning all

6:29 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

somebody else is awake!

6:37 AM  
Blogger Wakeriderof87 said...

I'm up too.

But not for long

6:48 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Sweet AU dreams, Wakerider

6:49 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...


6:49 AM  
Blogger cincytiger said...

Good article in the MA on Mario. Looking forward to a great year for him.

7:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is Bart Eddins still running with the first team?

7:22 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

JGT's Fannin article

7:23 AM  
Blogger API said...

In my company, whenever we rank everyone, the bottom 5% get invited to leave.

7:25 AM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

I think Mario has the biggest arms I've ever seen on a RB

7:30 AM  
Blogger cincytiger said...

Y'all humor me, I've got to tell you a funny on my dad.

He and Mom are visiting my sister in Fairhope for Easter week and my sis signed him up for a pottery class yesterday. He arrived a little early and went into a room where he heard voices. Someone said, "Are you Bill?" He affirmed he was and they said their model was a little late and they would get started soon. The teacher came up and showed him a drawing of a naked woman and told him this was their model and they would be concentrating on sculpting this particular pose. Dad is thinking, "I thought she signed me up for a pottery class and we were going to make a vase or something!" About then the model came in and started stripping off her clothes. She was about half undressed and Dad said, "I think I'm in the wrong place. Is this the pottery class?" Turned out he was in the sculpture class, not the pottery c;ass. I think he was very relieved to get out of there!

You'd have to know my Dad to know how funny this is!!

This is not an April Fool's joke!

7:33 AM  
Blogger Ephemeral said...

Mornin', Hotties!

Cincy, that is a great story. My pop, rest his soul, might have stayed in the sculpture class.

7:41 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Good morning, ladies.

Ephemeral - what's that parade all about?

7:44 AM  
Blogger scottie b schwarzenegger said...

nice cincy. pottery & a peep show for old dad. haha.

7:44 AM  
Blogger cincytiger said...

The funny thing is my dad does a stand up routine as 'Simp Bean' a country guy just telling about life as he sees it. He is hilarious. He performs for Lion's Clubs and hospital board dinners and community stuff like that. He is in quite the demand. This will be a great story for old Simp! I can't wait to hear how he embellishes it.

7:48 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Will he do his stand up routine for the Hotties?

7:49 AM  
Blogger ehyou said...

A tale of two companies:

Google changes the name of their company to Topeka in honor of Topeka, KS changing it's name to Google, KS.

Yahoo has an article stodgily warning you not to fall for gags today.

7:54 AM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

THT appears to be on a cocaine bing. Everyone keep him in their thoughs.

8:13 AM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

He might have realized where he was when the pictures of a naked lady came out and waited around just long enough for the robe to drop.

8:14 AM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

I now have to drive to Miami to yell at people today. I thought I was going to have a nice day off...oh,well.

8:16 AM  
Blogger cincytiger said...

Yeah, maybe so. I think what threw him off was them calling him by name when he came it. Apparently there was another Bill...

8:16 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

PF -that's funny. Actually, I fell asleep around 8 pm last night after being up most of the previous night. So I was pretty well rested shortly after midnight.

8:17 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I've got work that's going to keep me away for 10 minutes, so...

8:18 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

let's do this

8:18 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...


8:18 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Hello Kennesaw, GA!!!

8:19 AM  
Blogger Bryan said...


8:32 AM  
Blogger scottie b schwarzenegger said...

nice THT. :)

8:40 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

2.0 will be leaving the beautiful city of Tromso on an island in a northern Norwegian fjiord in a few mintues. Looks like a beautiful late afternoon for flying.

8:48 AM  
Blogger scottie b schwarzenegger said...

all these 2.0 updates are making me very jealous THT. ;)

8:49 AM  
Blogger Ephemeral said...


The parade is in Columbus, GA, some time in early 1900's. API band marching down Broadway in conjunction with the game with UGA, played in Columbus at that time.

I got it off the Auburn website along time ago, but I can't tell you where I found it.

8:55 AM  
Blogger breakfastclubaseal said...

Jay, what happened to Robert Cooper? Noticed he's not on your scholly roster.

9:03 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

me too, Scottie B! I'd love to be touring around.

Thanks, Ephemeral. Before the days of the interstate, we would go through Columbus on the way from NC to LA to visit my grandparents. One Christmas, my parents forgot to pack the "Santa stuff" so they bought more in Columbus (I was 8 and oblivious). They called a friend and told them where the stuff was back home in NC and had them put it under our tree so it would be there when we got home. Two Santa visits...the best Christmas ever!

p.s. in Glenwood, AL I found a Johnny 7-OMA under the tree.
Back home, I found one of those old timey electric football games where the players just run in circles.

9:03 AM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

Also, I don't delete posts without a public explanation.

Blogger has been dealing with some issues during the past 2 weeks. We just have to wait it out ...

9:13 AM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

Cooper is on scholarship.

I can say that I've heard stuff about A.J. Greene and Jamar Travis this spring ... and not a word about Robert Cooper.

Still, it appears I was wrong. He's being added to the roster.

9:16 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Good morning, Blogger Tate.

Is "stuff" good?

9:20 AM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

I wouldn't say "good" ... but it constitutes "alive."

I'm being totally honest when I say this: I don't know which position Robert Cooper staffs. So I listed him as an athlete.

9:23 AM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

Pandora app is acting up. This makes me mad.

9:24 AM  
Blogger Ephemeral said...


I am from the Columbus area and still get back occasionally.

Similar to your story, we would go to my grandparents "in the country" for Christmas. One year, Santa forgot stuff for my cousin so that he had gifts when he got back home in addition to what was at our grandparents'. I was so envious and could not understand why Santa left toys for me at only one locale.

Children can be so greedy.

9:25 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I'll go out on a limb and equate "alive" with "good".

Go ahead and put Cooper at QB

9:25 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Ephemeral - just be thankful you didn't get coal

9:26 AM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

AU's website has him listed as TE.

9:28 AM  
Blogger ehyou said...

I heart Pandora (and Slacker)

9:29 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

late morning crickets?

10:00 AM  
Blogger scottie b schwarzenegger said...


10:16 AM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

Just caught up on comments, and have two questions:

Did anyone notice that there was a civil exchange between SFC and PF last night?

What's a Johnny 7-OMA?

10:28 AM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

It just looked that way. We were muttering hate under our breaths.

10:30 AM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Johnny Seven OMA

10:32 AM  
Blogger digger4au said...

Just read through a bunch of stuff. Great substance JGT
2.0 I still say you are having way too much fun. Stay safe and continue.
if he gets hurt Moseley

10:32 AM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

PF, I accept your explanation, but don't let it happen again.

THT, I looked up the Johnny 7 OMA...pretty cool.

10:33 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

It was one of my favorites, SC. MrsTHT is jealous because she wanted one as a kid. I would set up my toy train on trestles in the basement and blow them up with the "rockets" and "grenades". Destructive play is the most fun!

10:36 AM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

It was the best selling boys toy in 1964...The Half dollar was 90% silver in 1964. In 1965, it switched to a copper core with silver plating.

10:37 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

are you a coin collector, PF?

10:47 AM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

My favorite toys growing up (aside from the standards like Hot Wheels/Matchbox, GI Joe, etc.):

*Evel Knievel motorcycle and action figure (I got a replacement one of these about 10 years ago).

*James Bond Astin Martin toy car (with all the gadgets...interestingly, also one of the top-selling toys of 1964)

*Thundershift 500 race track

*Rock'em Sock'em Robots


*Some knock-off of a Nerf football that was actually better than a nerf football. It had a plasticy coating on the outside of it that made it easier to throw.

I'm probably forgetting something, but those are what immediately come to mind.

10:54 AM  
Blogger wellsAU said...

Newton tore his UCL in a weight lifting accident this morning, per Fannin's twitter. He'll have to get Tommy John surgery within the next month. Better start rethinking my depth chart.

10:56 AM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

Wells, that had better be an April Fool's joke!

10:59 AM  
Blogger wellsAU said...

You got me scotty. I figured I could come up with something today.

11:02 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I'm just glad SC's response was already there when I read that, wells. Otherwise, I'd have swallowed the bait.

11:04 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

If I twittered, my tweet would say: 2.0's plane landed 12 minutes ago at Oslo airport, just in time for supper.

11:06 AM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

Chirping and tweeting in the last I hear any whistling, warbling, or quacking? No cooing, please.

11:13 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Hello, Germany.

11:26 AM  
Blogger Fire Marshal Jet said...

Any of you douches jinx Cam with an April fool's joke, I'll go Tonya Harding on your kneecaps. No foolin'.

11:29 AM  
Blogger ehyou said...

And there's Lagrange again. Probably one of my old girlfriends stalking me.

11:37 AM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Stooges marathon on AMC. Don't miss out!

11:39 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Norway sighting!!!

11:41 AM  
Blogger THT 2.0, G.G. said...

THT- you can stop now.

11:53 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

she was talking to me. The rest of you Hotties don't have to stop.

12:18 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

THT, nah. I think they're neat, and know a little about some things (like the '64 hd) but I only collect memories, not stuff.

Ehyou, they've been playing stooges a lot lately.

12:20 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

that's smart, PF. Stuff burns.

12:30 PM  
Blogger scottie b schwarzenegger said...

i like stuff. have lots of stuff. keep fire away from my stuff.

12:35 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

What's up peeps? I've finally recovered enough from my other football habit and work to grace you guys with my presence.

A civil exchange between SFC and PF?? Surely, you jest.

12:35 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

If people keep mentioning it, me and Steve are gonna spam every thread for the next week with civil exchanges. Do you really want to rwad through thousands of boring posts by us to get to one or two by someone who has something interesting to say? Didn't think so.

12:41 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Oh come on Pete, y'all should do it. It's not like you guys have anything better to do.

12:44 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Would you two get a room?


12:44 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Why should they get a room, Faker? Are you going to go all Erin Andrews stalker on them?

12:46 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

"Do you really want to wade through thousands of boring get to one or two by someone who has something interesting to say?

PF - apparently, people don't mind doing that at all. I've been forcing them to do so for over a year, and Hotties are still here.

12:49 PM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

This is excellent. Make sure you read all the way to the end.

12:50 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Come on, SC. NSFW!

12:58 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

404 not found

1:01 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Morning folks (it's still morning on the left coast). I love it when a plan comes together. I especially love it when the plan comes together completely successfully and not one, not two but two and a half days ahead of schedule. We don't see that much of an early finish often for what I do. I may now completely goof off from lunch time today until I leave tomorrow night.

1:06 PM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

Good grief, NSFW 2010, but safe for the 1974 Glomerata?

1:11 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

If the zookeeper were around, she'd say, "Milecha is kidding."

1:13 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

Panty raid! Digger and IV, I demand a first hand account.

1:14 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

There needs to be more naked Auburn co-eds hanging out windows in the Glom.

1:16 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

The panty raid of '47. How awesome is that? Very good article, thanks for sharing ChocoScott.

1:17 PM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

More great stuff from the same site:

No nekkidness this time.

1:21 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

Don't you guys mean underpants raid

1:31 PM  
Blogger Norm said...


1:40 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Norm, you have a panty on your head son.

(couldn't resist)

1:50 PM  
Blogger cincytiger said...

I forgot Harrison had a problem with panties.

1:50 PM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

Harrison, "panties" is just the diminutive of "pants". What should really offend you is "bloomers" (apparently, they were crotchless).

1:51 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

I like the word pants, makes me laugh

1:53 PM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

Harrison, my research tells me that if you create a time-machine to transport you back to sometime before 1908, you will not have to hear the word "panty" anymore. That same research tells me that the term "panty raid" was not coined until 1952. Apparently, Auburn was five years ahead of the curve.

1:57 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

ehyou - is round a shape?

1:59 PM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

Why is it called a "panty" raid and not a "panties" raid? Who besides the dude in "Raising Arizona" uses "panty" in singular form? Well, besides me in my last post.

2:00 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

perverts..that's who

2:01 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Norm - I don't know, but "sometimes a circle feels like a direction"

2:04 PM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

Well, which is it Young Feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? I mean to say, if'n I freeze I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm gonna be in motion.

2:04 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

Why are digger and IV ignoring my demand?

2:11 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

they forgot already

2:14 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...


If you're going to make fun of the geezers, you need to speak up and write in big print.

2:24 PM  
Blogger Wakeriderof87 said...

Anyone remember Sidd Finch.

2:25 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Whatever happened to Sidd Finch? He was supposed to be awesome!

2:26 PM  
Blogger Wakeriderof87 said...

Last I heard he was some kind of medicine man in the heart of Africa.

2:28 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

I tried to mimic his straight up delivery but all I did was break a ceiling fan and dislocate my shoulder.

2:29 PM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

I remember my roommate getting that issue of SI while I was at AU. Shortly after that, Sidd Finch visited AU and pitched batting practice to some of the Auburn players. He broke three catchers mitts.

2:34 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

not only is round a shape, it's a funny one

2:36 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

The Finch story is 8 pages? Good grief.

2:38 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Could we possibly flip this thread? It has been a while since a I've seen a flipped thread.

2:39 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

Think I could catch a pitch from Sidd Finch in Jordan Hare Stadium with a helmet on?

2:40 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Sidd Finch = Bill Brasky

2:41 PM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

New thread UPZ!

2:41 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

I bow. Your timing was impeccable.

2:46 PM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

I didn't know if I could get anybody or not, but I was kind of ashamed that we had gotten this far into the day without a single Hottie trying that, so had to remedy the situation.

2:48 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

I remember George Plimpton from Mousterpiece Theater. It's very disappointing that the Disney Channel doesn't show the classic cartoons nowadays.

2:50 PM  
Blogger michael said...

SC, boobs, vintage glom or not, tend to be frowned upon at government installations. Hey, I don't make the rules. I generally never frown at boobs.

2:51 PM  
Blogger Wakeriderof87 said...

I get up at about 3 everyday. THat is just in time to catch the garbage innings of spring training baseball. I watched two innings and saw 1 name that I will see again in the next 6 months.

3:03 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

So the NSFW part wasn't an April Fool's joke OR exaggerated at all. Glad I opened that link on phone.

3:03 PM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

I thought the government was full of boobs.

3:04 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

SC, haven't you heard, the government is a walking contradiction and full of hypocrisy?

3:06 PM  
Blogger Wakeriderof87 said...

That's ridiculous michael, there are 300 million boobs in the US. How are you supposed to keep all of them off of your computer screen.

3:07 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

He obviously was unable to.

3:08 PM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

Well, I guess it takes one to know one (or two).

3:09 PM  
Blogger Wakeriderof87 said...

And thats just current day boobies, if we count all boobies since the beginning of time, that is elleventy billion boobs.

3:10 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Speaking of boobs, there was a newscast from one of the business channels where there was a guy in the background looking at naughty photos in direct view of the cameras. It was pretty funny.

3:11 PM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

Wasn't that on some Australian network or something along those lines?

3:19 PM  
Blogger Wakeriderof87 said...

The temptations are great.

3:31 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Yeah they're good, but I'm a Drifters man myself.

3:46 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Pancakes bi***es.

3:51 PM  
Blogger Wakeriderof87 said...

Short people have no reason to live.

And with that I wish ya'll well I'm out for the evening.

3:55 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

We need more momentum to make this turn captain!

Helm....make it so.

4:01 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Captain, I'm giving it all she's got.

4:04 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

so, is Norm taking a mid afternoon siesta, or is he wandering the Streets of San Francisco?

4:07 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

Norm's wife left and his business finished two days early. I suspect he's drunk in the mission.

4:08 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I've decided that 83 is waaaaaaaay too hot.

4:08 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

By left, I mean went home. She didn't leave him leave him.

4:08 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

your turn, PF

4:09 PM  
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