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More spring analysis

THURSDAY MORNING
Post No. 1,197

Hey everyone. I saw a Lamborghini Gallardo convertible during my morning commute. It was registered in Montgomery. I am beyond shocked because, you know, I expected to go my entire life without seeing a Lamborghini Gallardo convertible with a "3" tag.

You Facebook people can peep my latest domicillian calamity. My favorite tree went down in the wind event we had in Montgomery the other day. Damn pear trees. No staying power.

(Putting that one on the tee.)

You want Auburn information. I know. Here we go.

THINGS GLEANED FROM SPRING PRACTICE
  • Gene Chizik represents a major shift in attitude: This is not Tommy Tuberville Jr. Chizik, who spent three seasons working under Tuberville, reminds nobody of the Tigers' former head coach. Practices were closed. Player access was somewhat restricted. Injury information was limited. OK, all information was limited. People seemed to enjoy Tuberville for his provincial ways. They won't be saying that about Chizik. I'm not saying he won't be successful. I'm saying he won't be a crowd charmer. Do you care? Probably not as long as the team wins.

  • I know why Gus Malzahn has been successful: He works smarter. The guy is a bookworm who constantly is examining defenses and other offenses for ideas he can implement into his own paradigm. Offensive coordinators typically are happy, chatty, carefree guys (ie Al Borges, Tony Franklin, Noel Mazzone) who approach the game like art. It's organic. Malzahn has a more calculating nature, which I typically associate with defensive coordinators. I expect Auburn's offense to be surprisingly intuitive next season.

  • The new coaches are very hands-on: You have the theatrics of Trooper Taylor, the raw vitriol of Jay Boulware, the abrupt stylings of Curtis Luper and the minute-by-minute oversight of Ted Roof when he's with the linebackers. The days of sideline coaching are over. This group has more energy than their predecessors. It's a more intense experience for the players without a doubt. Will that affect major changes? We'll see.

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Blogger Jet said...

Sensi ...

I can think of two reasons for you to keep it.

12:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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12:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Team most likely to screw up in the draft (not named the Lions or Redskins)?

12:38 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Jet - very well played.

12:38 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

I'll go with either San Fransico or New York Jets.

12:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unc,

If the Jets reach on Josh Freeman, that would bust up a lot of their draft.

I dread listening to Mike Greenberg the Monday after if they do.

12:40 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Sensi ...

You could have put a period after "Greenberg" and summed up my feelings.

12:43 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Jay, if you love Italian exotics, you should move to ATL, I live about two miles from the Lambo dealer and about 5 miles from Ferrari ATL. I see at least one a week. Not a big Gallardo fan, personally the Murcielago Roadster is the stuff...I saw a white one in Buckhead...a black dude with a sideways baseball cap was driving it. I swear it was TI...

12:44 PM  
Blogger AUBigCat said...

Ohhh...Ali Larter the chick from Heros!!!! I do know about her!!!

12:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is too funny not to share.

Totally Safe For Work - I promise

12:44 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Jason, you know it was TI if there was a small arsenal in the backseat.

12:45 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Important draft day questions:

3. Does Aundray Bruce watch the draft?
2. Al Davis: Dead or Canadian?
1. Who was Mel Kiper, Sr.?

12:45 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

The Jets are always good for a laugh, they tend to make some weird draft day decisions.

The Colts used to be the kings until they drafted Manning.

Steve Emptman, Quentin Coryatt, Jeff George among others.

12:45 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

I'm going to be mad if the Titans draft a CB like everyone is predicting they will...that would be all kinds of stupid and waste of a no. 1 spot.

12:46 PM  
Blogger AUBigCat said...

Sensi that was funny!

12:48 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

If they aren't going to make any trades the Titans need a WR and a DT then go looking for DB depth and QB in the late rounds.

12:48 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

I completely agree.

12:48 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

My team, The Steelers need to draft them a back up QB and some help on the OL.

12:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seanzie,

That'd be all kinds of Fisher to draft defense. That's what he does.

12:50 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Can't wait for that Steelers opener RK, we're going to stomp all over the terrible towel again!

12:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm out, Hotties. Work must be done.

Stay classy.

12:51 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Excuse me, boys.

Hottest NFL Blog on the Net is down the street. Move along.

12:51 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Says the guy with an Al Davis avatar.

12:52 PM  
Blogger chip chip said...

http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=209560b052f09b9106693a1b9db0a915

http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=a6051390185bc1e101d00933a0e2cf00

chippys are everywhere in life. you just have to take the time to look for them. i agree it makes for a horrid avatar, tis why i love it so.

that could be a good time killer until august convince me to change avatars.

12:54 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Jason C - from the sound of it, you and I aren't too far apart geographically speaking. Drive time however...

12:55 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

How's this 4 u?

12:55 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

If the Lombardi trophy comes home again next year, stomp on the towel all you want.

12:55 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Yeah yeah, just be glad Murphy came by and relieved himself in our Gatorade prior to the Baltimore game, I'm sure you remember what happened last time the Steelers visited Nashville.

12:57 PM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

Ya gott love a new page and getting greeted by the words "whip cream bikini"

1:01 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

It's terrible when you lose a close/important football game. It's worse when the news lady ambushes you coming out and expects you to talk coherently about it.

1:03 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Work calls, play nice, kids.

1:06 PM  
Blogger 61 Degrees North said...

Back from work...

It IS a south Alabama joke! No wonder I didn't get it.

I live in Alaska. Cue the Sarah Palin jokes in 3..2..1...

An no, I cannot see Russia from my house.

1:06 PM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

Aren't the NY Jets EXPECTED to screw up the draft?

1:08 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Oh, I remember what happened in Nashville last year, it was a butt kicking. However, it woke us up and it seems the Lombardi trophy is resting well where it belongs.

1:09 PM  
Blogger scott,will not,from tucson said...

any word on how au's basketball recruiting is going?

1:09 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Zzzzzzzz.

1:09 PM  
Blogger scott,will not,from tucson said...

that's never good...

1:10 PM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

Lebo's out selling the program, right?!?!? Getting into the kids' houses talkin it up with the Moms and Dads, right?!?! Last step was the NIT next step is the big dance right?!? Here we go!! War Eagle, baby!!! Right?!?!

1:12 PM  
Blogger patdyeswildturkey said...

SCOTT, THERE IS A KID FROM SELMA, AL, A 6'9 POWER FORWARD THAT IS CHOOSING BETWEEN US AND MSU, STATE, THATS ALL I KNOW, PLUS WE SIGNED A KID, NAMED ANDRE MALONE, GUARD THAT PLAYS FOR A BIG TIME PROGRAM IN ATL, THATS ALL I GOT

1:13 PM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

Any chance there might be a passable center taking a peek at Auburn? How 'bout just any really tall guy that can stand in the paint with his arms up?

1:14 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

PDWT ...

Think we lost the kid to MSU.

1:15 PM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

que crickets

1:15 PM  
Blogger patdyeswildturkey said...

damn, never mind, I dont see us being much better then, we really needed a BIG recruiting year, zzzz..lebo is hanging by a thread, the SEC is going to be tougher next year, with the exception of UGA, I think every kid on their team has transferred

1:17 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

In working from the house today, I've determined that the definition of a door is - something that a dog is always on the wrong side of.

1:18 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

We pretty much signed a full boat -- and a decent crew -- in the early signing period.

1:19 PM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

Any chance Trooper could recruit for the basketball team? Or maybe have a recruiting fundamentals seminar for the group?

1:19 PM  
Blogger patdyeswildturkey said...

Baseball, wtih six games left three at ranked at LSU, with us sitting in 8th, and the top 8 teams make it to Hoover, who thinks we have a shot of making the SEC tournament

1:19 PM  
Blogger patdyeswildturkey said...

How bad of a signing was Johnnie Lett for basketball, he owes us money for his Jr year on the plains.

1:20 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Trooper would make 'em do up-downs for every missed free throw and say "No Bricks!"

1:22 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Pat Dye ... the accounts receivable for our basketball program could balance the federal budget.

1:23 PM  
Blogger patdyeswildturkey said...

I am always excited for freshmen in football to arrive, last year not many contributed at all, hopefully some of these guys will step up.

1:23 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

I would take a life sized cardboard cutout of Patrick Ewing over anyone we've had play the "center" position at Auburn under Lebo.

The cutout would have more presence in the paint.

1:24 PM  
Blogger patdyeswildturkey said...

Jet, no lie, who was the kid that transferred to like Wyoming or something 7 ft foreigner, averaged like .01 points a game for us, wow, we have had some stinkers of the past few years.

1:24 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

ok i worked for 2 1/2 hours non stop - i deserve some hottie time

1:24 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Jet - My priorities align with your priorities perfectly.

1:25 PM  
Blogger 61 Degrees North said...

I realize you've all moved on to the fascinating subject of Auburn baseball, but I'm still stuck on the leprechaun thing.

I just found out that there are two entire websites dedicated to the entire episode. Too funny.

http://wheredagoldat.com/

http://www.wherethegoldat.com/

And no, I'm not unemployed, just underemployed. And bored right now.

OK. Back to baseball. Or whip cream, or Brandon Cox...

1:25 PM  
Blogger 61 Degrees North said...

Err...

Basketball, baseball, whatever...

1:26 PM  
Blogger patdyeswildturkey said...

61northak,

I saw on Dirty Jobs, the tv show, there are places in Alaska with no plumbing, so they poop in a container and then burn it in a high powered grill type machine.

Pretty wild stuff...

1:28 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Gimme a sec I can find my David Beckham Armani underwear photo!! wooo hooo

1:28 PM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

Who all seen the leprechaun say Yayeah!

1:30 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Monica ...

Additional priority -- recruit like crazy. Whenever. Wherever.

1:33 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Don't be afraid. Don't be afraid.

1:33 PM  
Blogger 61 Degrees North said...

Rural Alaska = Appalachia North

Lots of outhouses and no roads. Illegal moonshine stills, but no coal (well, a little, but mostly oil).

Lots of four wheelers, beat up pickup trucks and guns.

That's why I live here. The redneck in me feels right at home (except for that snow thing).

1:34 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

We've got a staff that can reel them in ... Unleash the hounds.

1:35 PM  
Blogger 61 Degrees North said...

Unfortunately the boss is not a Hottie, so I gotta go get beat down by the man for a while.

Back later...

1:41 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Hopefully I linked this up correctly.

Warning, it does contain some harsh language, but it may be the best thing someone has sent me at work in a long time.

Here

1:44 PM  
Blogger Prowler said...

Must be a crackhead that gotta hold of the wrong stuff!

1:53 PM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

Thanks RK - that was great

1:57 PM  
Blogger digger4au said...

It's after lunch and I am still gainfully unemployed

This means the guvmint checks are still rolling in

And if youse guys are gonna talk NFL draft I gotta go.

I fed my keyboard crimson koolaid and it be happy now.

2:00 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Falcons acquire Tony Gonzalez from Chiefs today. They're gonna be good.

I wish college and pro football weren't concurrent. It's like buckets of crack during the fall and gut-wrenching withdrawals for the rest of the year.

2:03 PM  
Blogger Luke said...

I have seen the Lamborghini....always leaving the mitylene exit. I tried to stay with him on the interstate one day, but Lamborghini beats Ford Truck every day of the week.

I can't believe he drives it on the Montgomery streets...his insurance bill would probably make the family jewels invert.

2:05 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

an excellent addition, Jet

2:24 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Alaska huh, sounds like a fun place. Re: AU basketball, I'm all for seeing about Pat Ewing's cut out and its eligibility.

2:26 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

I'd take Pat Burke's cardboard cutout playing center for us at this point.

2:28 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

How about Delta Burke?

2:33 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Brooke Burke?

2:37 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Foster Brooks?

2:42 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Delta Burke would have played for Sonny. He liked the wide bodies.

2:43 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Albert Brooks

2:43 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Speaking of wide bodies ...

we need some offensive linemen.

2:44 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Would the OL want to play against UCLA?

2:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jay, what is that picture from? What is its relevance? I demand answers!

2:44 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

UCLA, who dat is?

2:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did anyone listen to Chizik today?

2:46 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Looking at the recruiting lists from Scout ... it looks like there are some available OL in the region, but there are more outside the Alabama-Mississippi-Georgia-Florida region.

Does it make sense to tap into our Texas contacts again to recruit some big uglies to play in the OL?

It makes sense to me.

I believe we ought to capture our share at home, but we should be afraid to reach out and take advantage of our staff's ability to attract talent wherever it lives.

2:47 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Sean - I really don't know who UCLA is. Boxhead commented on it recently and I just wanted to try to come off as cool. Clearly, I've failed again.

2:48 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Jet - I must disagree with you. I think we should NOT be afraid. But that's just me.

2:49 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Whattchoo got against wide bodies, Jet??? uh huh...

Albert Brooks was in Doctor Dolittle with Pruitt Taylor Vince
Pruitt Taylor Vince was in Trapped with Kevin Bacon

2:50 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Omitted word, GaTiger.

We should fear no one in the recruiting, ahem, marketplace.

2:53 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Monica ...

I am a wide body.

2:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that a no to me questioney?

2:53 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

What did he say AU1?

2:54 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

I didn't get to hear Coach Chiz.

2:54 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Did he say we needed more OL?

2:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here it is as well as info on Lattimore and Seastrunk.

Rivals

2:57 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

He ought to have said it if he didn't. AU is weak there.

2:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

April 23: First year Auburn head coach Gene Chizik talks to Bill King about his first spring practice with the Tigers. Chizik hopes to compete for the SEC West title in 2009. His staff also features coordinators Ted Roof and Gus Malzahn.

2:57 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

I'm going to have to save that for later, can't get it at the cube.

2:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just got home so I was able to finally listen to it.

2:59 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Wow, big words from Chiz, haven't heard much like that from him.

3:00 PM  
Blogger Matt said...

Why was I never accepted into the HABOTN Facebook group?

3:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was pretty good. Bill King was talking about the "spread" offense and such. Doing shotgun at the 2. Chizik pulled out and said look, Tulsa had an avg of 270yds/game

And Mike Farrell is talking about the fact that AU may have a good recruiting class and the coaches are doing a good job recruiting. Saying Lattimore is going to end up at SC and Seastrunk LSU or TX

3:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Matt - Send an email to Kristina, she just might have missed it.

3:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Or, maybe we just don't want you.

jk.

3:04 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Mike Farrell is a liberal Democrat and must not be trusted. He hasn't done anything worthwhile since the final episode of M*A*S*H*.

3:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was BJ's mustache.

3:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But I made a heck of a Martini!!

3:07 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Big words from Chiz? What was the biggest word he used?

3:08 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

you make it difficult sometime, Jet

3:10 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Matt PLEASE for the love of GAWD make sure in that email that you identify yourself by your REAL name and your HABOTN name.

3:16 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

awww I missed Gunshow's appearance. Come back and flex for me.

3:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How can one skip their senior year of HIGH SCHOOL to go play in a foreign basketball league while waiting for the N.B.A.?

3:16 PM  
Blogger Prowler said...

Matt, do yourself a favor and never mention that again on here...I know first hand as Jay put the smack down on me for asking the same thing.

Do want Monica says.

3:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just hit me in the head.

High Schooler skips Sr. Year to Play B-Ball in Europe

3:19 PM  
Blogger Prowler said...

Anyone ever tried one of Bo's energy bars? I've heard they taste like cardboard.

3:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bo is now a director of a community bank

3:21 PM  
Blogger Prowler said...

Bo knows baseball. Bo knows football. Bo knows cooking. Bo knows banking. But Bo don't know Didley?

3:24 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Always do what OMNICA says.

3:28 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Is is a shame when a favorite actor/musician/celebrity that you really like professionally opens their mouth and shows what an idiot they are personally.

I love M*A*S*H, but it's hard to watch without constantly thinking "friggin' commies".

3:28 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Well, not always.

3:29 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Continuing a comment from yesterday - I still hate UAT and I still hate Commies.

BTW - also from yesterday, Hank Jr is about to be on Cavuto.

3:30 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

One of the many reason why Chuck Norris is my hero.

3:31 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

I liked Wayne Rogers better anyway. Take that Mike Farrell!!

3:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am not a Commie, I am a Free man!! Who makes great Martini's!

3:34 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Chuck Norris has counted to Infiniti. Twice.

3:38 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

3:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok, nap time!

3:38 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

"You make it difficult sometime, ...

Monica ...

That was a frequently used quote from Mama.

Glad to know I haven't changed.

3:39 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

and I'm glad you knew I was talking about you! ha ha ha

3:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jet, this is for you.

Chuck Norris met The Bear once.

Chuck Norris is still with us.


'Nuff said.

3:44 PM  
Blogger Prowler said...

I wish there really was an ESPN 8 "The Ocho"

3:46 PM  
Blogger scott,will not,from tucson said...

the habotn is a big tent. there's room for mike farrel and wayne rogers (they are on opposite ends of the political spectrum). there's even room for an anitdisestablishmentarian like myself.

3:47 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris wears Trooper Taylor pajamas.

3:51 PM  
Blogger AUBigCat said...

Wayne Rogers??? I thought he said Roy Rogers! Is there room for Roy under the HABOTN tent??

3:52 PM  
Blogger AUBigCat said...

Trooper Taylor wears Jay G Tate pajamas!

3:53 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Scott..
I couldn't agree more. All are welcome with open arms. Just because I disagree with someone doesn't mean I begrudge them their opinion.

Unless you're Bama, of course. Then I just feel burning hatred.

3:54 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

NICE, BigCat!

3:54 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

All are welcome to come to HABOTN to offer their opinions, even misguided ones regarding the UCLA issue.

3:56 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

CavUAT Emptor

Latin for "Let UAT Beware"

I hate UAT.

3:56 PM  
Blogger AUBigCat said...

Thanks Monica! If only I was as clever at writing this 60 page lit review :(

3:59 PM  
Blogger Aubie said...

Chuck Norris does NOT like pina coladas.
He does NOT like getting caught in the rain.
He is NOT into health food.
He will ALWAYS escape!
... and junk punch Rupert Holmes

4:03 PM  
Blogger Aubie said...

People are always writing articles about what Bo Jackson is doing now. I want to know what Markeith Cooper, Teapot Brown, Harry Mose, Henry Love, and Alan Evans are doing now.

4:07 PM  
Blogger Prowler said...

The Lizard?!

4:08 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

At one point, Alan Evans was working at the soon to be closed tire factory in Auburn.

Teapot Brown is still short and stout. Here is his handle, here is his spout.

Harry Mose was coaching high school football.

Markeith Cooper is in a zoo in the reptile exhibit.

4:09 PM  
Blogger wartiger said...

awesome...i come to check out what's going on and i see chuck norris!!!

Chuck Norris vs Bo Jackson...sorry BO...just the way it is..Chuck kills you...

4:09 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Bo Jackson would kill Chuck Norris, skin him, and then wear him as a decorative garment during his victory dance.

4:13 PM  
Blogger AUBigCat said...

How in the world did Chuck Norris become such a mythical figure? Walker Texas Ranger was not that good.

4:14 PM  
Blogger Prowler said...

Does Chuck Norris do his own stunts? Wait...does he even do stunts?!

4:14 PM  
Blogger Prowler said...

Because he worked with Christie Brinkley on the Total Gym commercials!

4:15 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Big Cat!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

4:16 PM  
Blogger wartiger said...

c'mon michael..i love bo too..he ain't beatin chuck..just can't happen..aliens..gods..won't allow it..WAR EAGLE!!

4:18 PM  
Blogger AUBigCat said...

LOL Jet you made me spill my drink!

4:21 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

The eyes of the Ranger are upon you, Big Cat!

4:22 PM  
Blogger wartiger said...

scottie needs to send the AU staff some HABOTN shirts...speaking of that..

Jay-didn't you win the bracket? gonna post a pic with you wearing the shirt?

4:23 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Here's my HABOTN shirt representin'

4:28 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Bill Brasky would destroy Chuck Norris also.

4:28 PM  
Blogger wartiger said...

Blogger gatiger said...

Chuck Norris has counted to Infiniti. Twice.

3:38 PM


this is what i am talking about michael..how do you stop a man like that?

4:30 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Because he didn't really do that. On the other hand, Bill Brasky actually did punch a hole into a cow just to see who was coming up the road.

4:33 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Boxhead - you callin' me out? Do you also refute Mr. Norris' ability to slam a revolving door? I'll bet you'd also say that he can't in fact sneeze with his eyes open.

I don't even know who you are anymore.

4:38 PM  
Blogger michael said...

I have actually sneezed with my eyes open, so I am not all that impressed.

Besides, what would Chuck Norris be doing sneezing anyway if he is so invincible? You ever think about that?! Pretty sissy immune system if you ask me.

[discontinuity high five!]

4:41 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Chuck Norris would kill Bill Brasky just cause I don't know who BB is.

4:41 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

putting an arm inside a cow is not smart. I did that once. That's when I decided I was no longer interested in applying to veterinary school.

4:43 PM  
Blogger AUBigCat said...

Bill Brasky once used a live rattle snake as a condom!

4:44 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

monica,
you should come live in Chapel Hill where 99.9% of political bumper stickers are Obama. I laugh at the ignorance of all these highly educated people.

4:45 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Last summer, in a pizza joint in Berkeley, I said in a not so loud voice ...

"After this, I have my Republican Executive Committee meeting."

Stunned silence. It was beautiful.

4:46 PM  
Blogger michael said...

We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.

4:46 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

I'll almost always OK Facebook invites from HOTTIES, but you need to identify yourself.

Really.

Otherwise, those requests are getting turned down faster than Eric The Midget at the Playboy Mansion.

4:47 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

wartiger ... I'm debating what to do with the BRACKET CHAMPION t-shirt. Seems weird for me to get it. Shouldn't one of you get it?

4:48 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

THT - on the bumper sticker point; I, the wife and a fair number of our friends in this little slice of heaven all firmly believe that the number of those particular stickers increased AFTER the election. I find that interesting.

4:49 PM  
Blogger AUBigCat said...

THT you should live in Alabama where the House just passed a resolution honoring Miss California for opposing "opposite marriage"

4:49 PM  
Blogger Prowler said...

Sounds good to me, Jay. Plus, you do have the only hoodie.

4:49 PM  
Blogger wartiger said...

you won it straight up...so what if this is your blog..it was a competition

4:50 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

"Alabama, the State of Surprises"

4:50 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

I'm disgusted by Jay Love's "legislation" intended to "support" Miss California.

This joker lost the real election and is dying to regain a shred of relevance. Just go back to Subway, homey. I need a six-inch Italian STAT.

4:50 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

are you SURE it's the only hoodie?

4:51 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

AUBigCat-that would be nice, but not as entertaining as the cuckoos up here. They're mostly good folks. No telling what term they have for me.

4:52 PM  
Blogger wartiger said...

Michael-there just no way that everything i say can be that funny..you really got the bar set high brother

4:52 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

ooo what's the Jay Love story?

4:52 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

From Wikipedia (which is always correct):

"On April 21, 2009 Love introduced a resolution to the Alabama state legislature to praise Miss USA 2009 finalist Carrie Prejean (1986-) (a Bible-believing Creationist) for truthfully answering a question by gay celeb blogger Perez Hilton (1978-) about same-sex marriage, which caused him and probably other judges to vote her down."

4:53 PM  
Blogger michael said...

I think all political bumper stickers are pretty silly. Do you really want that McCain/Palin or Kerry/Edwards sticker on your car five years after the fact? A couple of weeks ago I saw a Dole/Kemp 96 sticker. Was that really worth it?

They are also funny because they don't accomplish anything, but I imagine rk disagrees with me on that.

4:53 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

jet you're starting to believe your own press

4:53 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Don't bust a vein, Jay G.

It's a resolution ... the legislative equivalent of a posting on a thread.

4:53 PM  
Blogger AUBigCat said...

Jet they probably thought you were Schwarzenegger

4:53 PM  
Blogger michael said...

wartiger - that Bill Brasky quote was from SNL. Can't take credit for it.

4:54 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

wait a minute. who said we could talk politics here. my bad.

4:54 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

I'll hold a media availability at the end of the day, Mon.

4:54 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

No, they thought I was some goofy right wing extremist from Alabama.

Little did they know ...

4:55 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

Love was the first GOP'er since the 1960s to lose this area's U.S. House seat.

Former Subway franchisee, millionaire, pretending to know the pressures I face as a working-class hack.

4:55 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

don't tell Jay G. not to bust a vein! grrr

4:55 PM  
Blogger wartiger said...

Jay-i think you won it man...put it next to your other achievements..or wear it every day to show your greatness..i can't speak for the rest of the hotties but i don't want it..now if there is a habotn tee that say wartigers the man then i'll make a plea but that's your shirt..nobody elses...

4:55 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

you couldn't pay me to have a campaign sticker on my vehicle, or anywhere else. They're all crooks.

4:56 PM  
Blogger Prowler said...

I thought it was the only hoodie...am I wrong??

4:56 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

the day the flood gates are opened for political talk here I'll have to retire - I know that's probably an incentive to open the flood gates...

4:56 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

Didn't mean to get political because, really, I'm not at all.

I just don't like Jay Love.

I'll leave it at that.

4:57 PM  
Blogger Prowler said...

I'm with you, THT.

4:57 PM  
Blogger AUBigCat said...

Jet I think the fact that our politicians have the time and mentality to do anything other than improve the State is something that causes veins to bust

4:57 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

hmmm it's a mystery, Prowler...

4:57 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Oh, I know Jay.

I know he pretty self-financed his campaign. So, he might be working part-time making $5 footlongs to make back some of his lost cheese.

Bottom line: His political consultants lost by three touchdowns to Bright's political consultants.

4:57 PM  
Blogger Prowler said...

Mon, did you get the hookup?!

4:58 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

It's not you, Jay G. Jet is ALWAYS trying to go political - along with a couple of others.

It's never your fault, Jay G. :-)

(insert me batting my lashes)

4:58 PM  
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